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Children's bedtime stories 1: Why does Haiyan live with lizards?
Haiyan built a house on the rocks by the sea. The house is beautifully built. Haiyan posted an advertisement saying, "I want to live with friends."
Many small animals want to be neighbors with Haiyan. Haiyan built all the houses. It would be great if I could live with Haiyan. The seagulls flying in the sky came and Haiyan shook her head. "No, no!" "
The tortoise running on the ground came and Haiyan shook her head. "No, no!" "
Haiyan is really picky, everyone is talking about it. "Look at Haiyan's picky, what kind of good friends can you choose to live with?"
No one expected that Haiyan's partner who chose to live together turned out to be a lizard!
"One is a beautiful bird, and the other is an ugly lizard. How can they live together? ! "People are waiting to see their jokes.
Although Haiyan's home is not very big, it is enough for them to sleep. Lizards are responsible for cleaning the house and eating pests such as lice that crawl in.
During the day, Haiyan will look for food. The lizard said, "honey, you go. I'll look after the house for you."
In the evening, Haiyan came back and said to the lizard, "Dear, I play around during the day. It's time for you to go out and exercise!" " "
The lizard crawled out of the house. "Well, then I'll go out hunting. Let's meet again tomorrow morning! " "
Until now, Haiyan and Lizard, good friends, still live in the same house. Have any of you ever seen them fight?
Children's bedtime story 2: the phone number of hedgehog's house
Little Hedgehog's home is the last one to install a telephone in the forest, because both his father and mother are very busy at work.
Hedgehog is always at home alone. Hedgehog makes a lot of delicious snacks, but there are too many snacks. Hedgehogs can't eat them all by themselves.
Then the phone rang, "Rinrin bell! Rinrin Bell-!"
Hedgehog picked up the phone and said, "Hello? Who is it? "
The little monkey's voice came from the phone: "Little hedgehog is me." Said the little monkey.
The little hedgehog warmly invited the little monkey to eat snacks at home, and the little monkey soon came to the little hedgehog's house.
The snacks made by hedgehog are really delicious and should be shared with friends. Hedgehog said, "But if we go to find them, I'm afraid we can't call everyone when it gets dark."
The little monkey smiled and said, "Isn't there a phone!" "
Hedgehog remembered this, and happily dialed the phone of every friend and invited everyone to have a snack.
Soon, all the good friends arrived, and the hedgehog ran into the kitchen happily and made many snacks.
Everyone is full of praise for the snacks made by hedgehog, and hedgehog is no longer alone.
Children, this is a high-tech era. Do you think it is particularly convenient to have a telephone? If you want to find a friend, you don't have to run far anymore. You can find it just by making a phone call. The hedgehog in the story is always alone, but with a phone call, it can call many friends and will never be lonely again.
Children's bedtime story 3: the beautiful path in front of Mr. Duck's cabin
There is a long path in front of Mr. Duck's cabin. The path is paved with colorful pebbles, and beautiful flowers bloom on both sides of the path.
Miss rabbit came slowly from the path and said, "Oh, what a beautiful path!" "
Mr. Lu came up gently from the path and said, "Oh, what a beautiful path!" "
Friends all say that Mr. Duck has a beautiful path, and everyone likes to walk and chat on the beautiful path.
But after a while, the beautiful path disappeared. Piles of garbage are on the path, and flies are buzzing on the path. What happened here?
It turned out that Mr. Duck threw the leftovers into the path. Throw dirt, leaves and small bottles into the path.
Miss Rabbit came up slowly and said, "Ah, the beautiful path is gone!" "
Mr. Lu also came up gently and said, "Hey, where is that beautiful path?"
"Oh, my God! Where is my beautiful road? " Mr. Duck also cried.
He looked at it and suddenly patted his head and said, "I must get the beautiful path back."
On this day, Mr. Duck got up early. He is pushing a car and sweeping rubbish on the path with a broom.
Miss rabbit and Mr. deer saw it and came to help. They carry watering pots, water the flowers and bathe the paths.
After a while, ah, a clean path appeared again. Miss rabbit said, "well, the beautiful path smells good!" "
Mr. Lu also said, "Hey, the beautiful path is so bright!"
Mr. Duck said to his friends, "Let the beautiful path stay with us forever!" "
Everyone agrees. ...
Children, do you know why the path suddenly disappears now? Because it's full of rubbish. If you want beautiful paths, you must take good care of our living environment and don't litter.
Children's bedtime story 4: the sound of eating
The fat pig came to the home of the little white rabbit happily with two big radishes in his hand. "Look, big radish. You are one and I am one. "
At this time, the little white rabbit was unhappy because her bow could not be found. "I don't eat!" Said the little white rabbit.
The fat pig thought, alas, the little white rabbit is angry again. She was really angry. The fat pig is afraid that the white rabbit will be angry.
The fat pig had to eat the radish without saying anything. Goo, goo, goo. [Gaza]
"It's terrible." Said the little white rabbit.
"What?" Asked the fat pig.
"You pigs, it's terrible to eat so much!"
Fat pigs dare not chew with their teeth. However, the more careful he is, the louder his voice seems to be: cooing, cooing.
"What a nuisance!" The little white rabbit said loudly.
"I didn't mean it. Radish is too brittle. " The fat pig said softly.
"I don't want to hear it," the little white rabbit became more and more angry. "I don't want you here!"
This time, the good-natured fat pig was also angry. He stood up and left: "Hum, that's strange. I'll never come again."
As soon as the fat pig left, the white rabbit broke a vase in tears, as if the fat pig had bullied her.
Several days passed, and the fat pig really didn't come. The little white rabbit began to miss it, but dared not call it a fat pig. She thought: I was so fierce that the fat pig wouldn't get along with me, right?
Suddenly, the little white rabbit had an idea. She was lying in bed, humming loudly: "Ouch, ouch!" " "
Hearing this, the bird flew over and asked, "What's wrong with you?" The little white rabbit said, "I, I'm sick ... ouch ..."
Xiao Wu said, "I'll call the fat pig."
The fat pig sat on the ground, munching on the radish. Goo, goo ... He is practicing eating, so he should practice his voice softly.
The bird came and said, "The little white rabbit is ill. Go and see her. "
Hearing this, the fat pig was anxious and ran to the little white rabbit's house.
On the way, the fat pig picked up two pieces of cloth. He thought, ah, this can make a bow for the little white rabbit. Great!
As soon as he got to the little white rabbit's house, the little white rabbit jumped down from the bed and shouted, "Fat pig, have you come to see me?"
"Gnome male-",the fat pig smiled and took out a piece of cloth from his pocket: "This is a bow, for you ..."
The little white rabbit looked at it and said, hey, this is not a bow, obviously it is a piece of cloth. However, the white rabbit didn't say it.
"Oh, I really like it!" The little white rabbit said, tied the cloth to his long ears and performed a dance for the fat pig.
The fat pig said, "Are you sick and still dancing?"
The little white rabbit said, "Come and see me, get better!" " "
The white rabbit took out a lot of big radishes and invited the fat pig to eat them.
"I won't eat," said the fat pig honestly. "I eat loudly."
The white rabbit pretended to be angry on purpose, so the fat pig had to eat it.
Goo Zha, goo Zha ...
The little white rabbit looked at the fat pig and thought, The fat pig's voice is not bad at all. ...
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