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Wang Er: Master, master, madam, she gave birth to Li Jing: Oh, Li Jing: lady lady: A Xianggong Li Jing: Madam, you have been pregnant for three years and finally gave birth. Luckily, Ms. Li Jing: Is it a male ball or a female ball? Li Jing: Why give birth to a ball? ! ! Madam: Xianggong, keep the ball under the sword! Excavate: Don't stop, madam. I see that you have been pregnant for three years and six months, and now you have given birth to such a monster. There must be something evil in it! Madam: Xianggong, this is not our child! To tell the truth ... this ball was accumulated by my concubine who had nothing to do with digging nose excrement for three years. I've been hiding it from xianggong for a long time. I'm really sorry = = Excavate: Honey, don't you dare to bother again ... Excavate: Well, where are the children? Nezha attacks: Dad Nezha attacks: Here's the baby. Excavate: Take a bite of dog blood. Look at this sword. Nezha attacks: Picking up the white-bladed father with empty hands. It's not a monster! Why face to face as soon as we meet? Excavate: Stop it! I came before I was born, and I will pick up the children on the white side empty-handed! Nezha's attack: Dad, with all due respect, it is not a child's ability to pick up the blade with bare hands, but your setting is, Dad, pick up the blade with 100% bare hands! ! ! Excavate: Nonsense. Even so, my Li is handsome and my wife is beautiful. How can you give birth to such a reckless Shan Ye? Nezha attack: I see. Dad doesn't like the appearance of the baby. Great! Although I think it's perfect now, in various senses, since dad doesn't like it, forget it. Nezha: Actually, after I was born, I have another chance to redefine my image. Oh, the smile is in brackets. Li Jingxi: Well, that's great. Li Jing was angry: What a fart! Where are you from? What the hell is bracket smile! Don't frame yourself NPC: Please choose your favorite image. Excavate: This is a game developed by Shenma, with an avatar. Ya is still a girl. I have never seen a girl like Schwarzenegger. Excavate: I think I'll choose this one. It's my type. NPC: Please choose your favorite clothes. Excavate: It's not right to swallow saliva, is it? But I like it. NPC: The setting is completed, and the role is being generated. Excavate: So soon? What about body shape? Don't you need to set it up? Nezha Meng: Dad, this new image is quite refreshing. Excavate: Another bite of dog blood. Excavate: please ask your brother-in-law angrily! ! ! Wang Er: Pick up the blade empty-handed. Excavate: If Wang Er dares to stop me, you won't succeed. Wang Er: Pick up the blade empty-handed. I'm just passing by. I don't know why my body suddenly lost control, so I ran to pick up the blade empty-handed. Li Jing: I just dropped my sword, that's all. Excavate: Now I can't prove that you are not my own. Excavate: Looking up to heaven, consider it a stronger daughter. Nezha Meng: Dad hates Nezha. Excavate was flabbergasted. Nezha Meng: Although my parents are cute, they are full. Upgraded version of Nezha Meng: Male! ! ! ! Son! ! ! ! Sweat! ! ! ! Yo! ! ! ! Li Jing ended up with another bite of the blood of a 10,000-year-old dog10,000 cold jokes-Nezha's Baidu Philharmonic said that he wanted to see all the lines.
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