See whose joke is the funniest.

I heard two people discussing the truth of Mulan's story. One person said: That must be false. If you eat and drink Lazar every day, how could you not know it? ! Another man: Shit! If you were the one who slept with her every day, would you say it? !

Cigarette blind date back, after some thinking, finally made up my mind to marry a match. The lighter who has been in love for many years is very dissatisfied and asks, "I am fashionable and trendy, you are noble and extraordinary, and we are a perfect match!" " Why do you choose dirty collocation? "The cigarette said," Because your love is only a moment. Once I die, you will definitely move on. The match will be burned once in my life, just for a cigarette. " 、

A man was fishing and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Let me go! The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid said happily, take the exam! Then people roast squid.

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now let's test that you use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " Xiao Xin: "Smile in the grave."