Questioning jokes

What are the questioning paragraphs? Those who usually like to chat and dig holes should go and see it. You must learn more about the following funny deception routines.

First, ask jokes.

1. Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it …

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents

2. Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, and immediately bounced it with his finger.

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents

3. Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them on his ear.

Teacher: No? Call your parents

4. Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet.

5. Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a potato chip.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E quickly handed me the French fries with both hands, and then took out a lighter.

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents

6. Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

D hurriedly took out French fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet.

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents

7. Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(Outside the cloud nine): Greater China

My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother? A: Yes. Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. Dad said excitedly after listening: children are sensible since childhood.

9. A mother took a taxi to pick up her daughter from junior high school.

When the mother and daughter passed a certain section, they saw a group of coquettish girls standing on the side of the road "doing business".

The adolescent daughter asked curiously, mom, what are those women doing standing by the road?

In order not to affect her daughter's innocent mind, the mother replied, those women are waiting for their husbands.

The talkative taxi driver replied: It's so funny. Everyone knows that those women are J women.

Mother glared at the driver angrily.

The daughter then asked: mom, will that J girl have a baby?

Mom said coldly, of course, otherwise who will drive the taxi?

10. One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was very hot and boring. I don't know who farted, but the environment is getting worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" "

Second, the chat deceptive routine is funny

1. The disciple asked the teacher, "Can you talk about the strangeness of human beings?" The teacher replied: "They are eager to grow up and then lament their lost childhood;" They exchange health for money, and soon want to use money to restore health; They are anxious about the future, but ignore the happiness of the present. Therefore, they live neither in the present nor in the future. They live as if they would never die; It seems that he never lived before he died. "

Don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, but I didn't tell you when I missed you.

It is reasonable to hear that eating garlic can prevent swine flu. Think about it: if you eat garlic, others will think you have a taste and won't come near you, and the swine flu virus can't come near you! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out.

4. "I miss those days. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: hey, beautiful and clean! Also praised me: What a good child, such a small grade came out to put pigs! "

One day, the dog asked the wolf, do you have a house or a car? The wolf said no, and the dog asked, do you have any fruit for three meals a day? The wolf said no, did you have anyone to coax you to play and take you shopping? The wolf said no. The dog said contemptuously, you are so incompetent, why have nothing! The wolf smiled: I don't eat shit, I have the goal I pursue, I have the freedom you don't have, I am a lonely wolf, and you are just a happy dog.