QQ space humorous and interesting remarks

1. There are some things that do not need to be disputed, and you can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

2. Please don’t put my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital

3. When a mouse shows its power, everyone becomes a sick cat.

4. I wish that all the lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

5. There is a grave in my heart where the widows are buried.

6. Wait for me to express my sorrow. When you can't afford it, it's the day when your home is burned down.

7. I like to play Temple Escape because I like to be chased

8. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late...

9. Nothing Don't come to me when you have trouble, and don't come to me when you have trouble.

10. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you!

11. I thought I was decadent, but today I realized that I had been scrapped.

12. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

13. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

14. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

15. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

16. The salted fish turns around and is still the salted fish.

17. It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I will become a dog and ignore you~~!

18. People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

19. If I thought too much, I would grow old with you forever

20. Women are anxious when men don’t make money, and women regret when men make money.

Twenty-one. "Dear, I...I'm pregnant...three months ago, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you don't need to be responsible..."

Twenty-two , Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Twenty-three, I slapped five mosquitoes to death, four of them had their period.

24. Encountering a writer’s signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case. I came across a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

25. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me...

26. Not a story The ending is not good enough, but we demand too much from the story!

27. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

28. The so-called threshold is a door if you pass it, and a threshold if you cannot pass it.

Twenty-nine, poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

Thirty. I have no ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I am only a girl.

31. As long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they are, they will gradually become alienated.

32. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

33. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

34. In fact, I am a homebody. It’s just a matter of whose home I stay at.

35. What is irony? Irony is that even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, they still think your paper is soft and stains your fingers, and the paper is hard and scratches your buttocks.

36. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even. Humorous and interesting classic jokes in QQ space

1. "I just had a chat with my roommate Xiaobai about daily life, and I thought to myself that if I could have such leisure every day, it would be a great time for me, who seldom rests on weekdays. Excellent." "Talk!" "I don't want to go to class."

2. A bus driver may have a bad stomach and want to fart while driving. But because there were too many people in the car, he was too embarrassed to let go, so he farted while honking the horn. He honked the horn seven or eight times.

This is when an old lady came over and slapped him on the back of the head and said, "Brother, please stop honking. The car will stink if you honk the horn."

3. I asked Dad: Do you have WeChat? Dad said: If you don’t listen to me now, how can you have any authority...

4. I am a loser, and my ex-girlfriend ran away with a rich and handsome man. I also went to the banquet when they got married. I raised my glass and said to the groom, "Your wife is very beautiful. I'll do it first. You can do whatever you want!"

5. The phone vibrated and the call came through: "Hello?" "It's me, I'm getting married." A thought escaped her mind: "Oh——" "Hello! I'm getting married!" "Congratulations. "Hey! You're so cold! Why don't you come to have a wedding with me after being my brother for so many years?" "Amsterdam" "Why go all the way to the Netherlands to get married?" "Damn it, if you were a girl, would it be so troublesome for me?"

6. In the physical education class, the boys and girls were divided into two rows and took turns practicing their stances. When it was the girls' turn to stand and judge the boys, the physical education teacher shouted the command: stand at attention and hold your chest out. Some girls were too shy to push up their breasts, but the teacher said: Oh, no breasts? You don’t have to stand up. The whole class burst into laughter...

7. Set the mistress's phone number as the leader. Every time the mistress calls, my wife says: "Quick, the leader is calling!" After I answer the phone, I say, the leader Asked me to go there. Before I left, my wife told me from behind: "Bring more money and work hard."

8. The guy who drove a Mercedes-Benz chatted with the guy who drove a BMW: "This gasoline is still good It’s too cheap. It needs to be increased to more than 70 per liter. Those who drive crappy cars can’t afford to fill up, so they don’t have to queue up to fill up.” At this time, the guy driving the Rolls-Royce behind him said: "Brother, you are right. It would be better if the price increased to more than 700 per liter. Those who drive Mercedes-Benz and BMW can't afford to fill up with gas. So, We don’t have to wait in line! “If only it were raised to more than 70,000 per liter, then my car would be smoother on the road! Said the guy riding an electric bike next to him! !

9. I met the wrong person, or was deceived by a scumbag, but due to my previous efforts, I felt that it was too unwilling to give up right away, so I wasted some time by pushing and pulling. . It really shouldn’t be like this. The sooner you clear up your mistakes in life, the better. Don’t make yourself unable to look back, miss the opportunity to clear up your mistakes, and lead a negative life. Let go and stop the loss.

10. As coward as you are, no matter how much you post replies, you don’t have as many MPs as I do.

11. A friend who has been married for many years told me: Being with his wife is like following the Battle of Ganling! I was like holy fuck I’m passionate. Unexpectedly, the guy came and said: lack of water! Lack of... water...

12. A: My boyfriend was snatched away by a piece of glass B: You deserve it, who asked you to rob my girlfriend?

13 , right time, wrong person, that is youth. Right time, right person, that's love. If you like someone, if you love someone, you can't wait to have the whole world in front of him or her.

14. I am a mobile phone salesperson. One day, a beautiful woman came to the counter with a Samsung N7100 and asked me to solve a mobile phone problem. I just took the phone and received a message. I returned the phone to her. , she immediately opened the message. The 5.5-inch screen displayed "Wife, I want you." Before I could deal with her cell phone problem, she disappeared...

15. "I always feel that something is wrong with my wife, and I worry too much." "Maybe the grassland is so green."

A certain man fell in love with a girl at first sight, and met her again in the cafeteria. Under the encouragement of his classmates, he cautiously walked next to her. , shyly asked her: "Excuse me, what is your name?" The girl replied: "I ordered honey barbecued pork rice!"

17. There is a girl who always dreams of a girl with a chin. The man with the mole always said: Come to me. Finally, they agreed to meet at a certain park at 12 o'clock on a certain day. When the time dropped, the girl felt a little hot and went to buy water across the street. Suddenly she was hit by a car. Passers-by were about to put the girl into the car that caused the accident and take her to the hospital, but they found that it was a hearse with a man with a mole on his chin lying on it, the corners of his mouth raised. .

18. I was riding a train, and across from me was a seven or eight-year-old boy.

I was a little hungry, so I took out a bottle of "Yinlu" eight-treasure porridge from my bag to eat. The little boy asked me what it tasted like. I thought the kid was greedy, so I took out another bottle from my bag and offered it to him. Unexpectedly, the little boy shook his head and said : I'm just asking you what it tastes like. I'm a little confused: sweet? The little boy proudly imitated the tone of the advertisement: Idiot, "Yinlu" tastes like love ~ I am speechless.

19. When I work in a bank, I often encounter some top-notch customers. One day, a customer fills out an account opening application form. The security guard reminds the customer that he has filled in the wrong form. The customer glares and the security guard walks away angrily. The teller took the customer application form very curiously, and the document type column clearly said "rectangular"!

Twenty or three years ago, she went to the General's Mansion with her father to celebrate her birthday. Walking through the Gallery of Stars Holding the Moon, I paused in the pavilion and suddenly heard the sound of orchestral music. He was the son of a general who was frail and sick and never saw visitors. The blowing of the xun in the garden attracts beauties to stop and stay. Looking back with a charming smile, she was embraced by the crowd. The beautiful appearance of the flower remained unforgettable in his heart. The court was in disarray, and the illustrious family suffered disaster. His father was demoted to guard the border, and her family was scattered and missing. Three years later, he was the new champion, rebuilt the lintel and showed his splendor. He asked everywhere for news about her but found nothing. But he didn't know that she was beside him incognito and became a slave.

21. One of my roommates asked his girlfriend to go out for a drink. His girlfriend said that Dayi’s mother was here and she couldn’t go. Funny: Then ask your Dayi mother to come with you...

22. Who meets whom in the world of mortals? Do you have any regrets? Laughing away the years, there is only the flower season in the season of reunion. Who meets whom and holds hands? Feel the true love in the world and never let go even when you are tired. What always flows in my heart is the word love, which warms you and me. The years are still the same, and the heartbeat is still the same. Yesterday's wind is still blowing gently, but can my thoughts dissipate your sorrow?

Twenty-three, my wife rode a scooter to pick up the children from school at noon, and walked back when she came back. When asked, he said that he was just looking for the child while he was riding in the car. When he looked back, he saw that someone had taken out the car key, so he had to park the car on the side of the road. The wife took the spare key at home and said happily, "Fortunately, I was riding in the car and only lost the key. Now I will go and ride the car back." As you can probably guess the ending, the car is gone. I just want to say, "Fortunately, my wife went home to get the keys, otherwise she would have been stolen."

On the 24th, I was joking with my wife one day, and my son was also there. My wife said, son, your dad often travels on business, maybe you have younger brothers and sisters outside. I said: There are also brothers and sisters. Wife: Son, you heard me, you have brothers and sisters outside, and your father has a mistress outside! The son didn’t even raise his head and said: Mom, are you mistaken? If I have brothers and sisters, you will be the mistress, okay! < /p>

25. I don’t know when the term male best friend became popular. After searching on Baidu, male best friend refers to a non-couple male friend who a woman talks to about everything. I just thought, if you are not a couple, you can talk about anything. How can you talk if you don’t do some things? . . . I really admire you for being able to describe your sex friends in such a fresh and refined manner. .

26. May you make the world rich because of the appearance of someone. May your life be as joyful as the gilded greetings on the greeting card. May these long years be gentle and peaceful, with memories to make wine. May you have no weaknesses and no need for armor. May we waste our lives with the ones we love, with tears in our eyes and eternal life.

27. When I was a child, I played fighting games with others. My friends all held swords and knives, known as the Heavenly Sword and the Dragon-Slaying Knife! They all say that they are invincible and dominate the martial arts world! I was the only one holding the washboard at home, pointing at them one by one and saying: "Whoever is more powerful can kneel down and give it a try! Whoever doesn't beg for mercy for an hour will be the leader of the martial arts alliance!

Twenty-eight, "Dad , the teacher asked me to drop out of school. "Why?" "I fell asleep in class again today." "What the hell, I often fall asleep in class when I'm studying!" "So, you also have the habit of sleeping naked?" "

Twenty-nine. Zhang Qiling was sleeping soundly on the bed. Wu Xie looked at the messy broken hair in front of him, stretched out his hand to rub it, and suddenly froze. There was a silver hair mixed in the black hair. , the softest place in Wu Xie's heart was deeply hurt, and he said bitterly: "Unexpectedly, even you are old. "

Thirty. One day, Xiao Ming picked up the Arabian magic lamp and excitedly summoned the genie. The genie said: "I can grant you three wishes, but the person you hate the most will get double rewards. ". Xiao Ming immediately said: "I want the wealth of an unparalleled country and the longevity of immortality."

Djinn: "These will come true. Don't forget that the person you hate the most will get twice what you get. Now you only have one last wish left." So Xiao Ming thought about it and said wittily, "Scare me half to death."

Thirty-one. On the night of the emperor's wedding, he was sitting alone in the pavilion of the Prime Minister's Mansion, drinking. He looked up at the bright moon and murmured, "The queen must be very beautiful." "Well, very beautiful." "Your Majesty, your Majesty! How do you..." He knelt down in a hurry. "My dear, do you know your guilt?" He was stunned. The emperor hugged him and whispered, "Let me put an end to the crime of exterminating my descendants.

Thirty-two. Ayu ate steamed buns for breakfast. She took one in each hand and stuffed it into her mouth. I laughed because her mouth was so big that she could eat two in one bite. Baozi! Ayu shouted at me: You ate two bananas in one bite last night. Suddenly, the monk yelled into the phone: Do you love me or not? After a pause, the monk said: Now, I tell you, monks don’t lie to me. Tell the truth, do you still love me?

Thirty-four. The beggar came to Xiao Wang’s house to beg, and he gave him ten yuan. The beggar went back the next day and gave him another ten yuan for two years. Only five yuan was given, and the beggar asked: "I used to give ten yuan, why do you give me five yuan now?" "Xiao Wang:" I'm married. The beggar slapped him: "Damn it, you actually used my money to support your wife?" "

Thirty-five. She had a crush on him for a long time. One day she finally got up the courage to ask him: What kind of girl do you like? He replied calmly: A smart and elegant goddess. She was secretly sad: Then I don't have any hope. Yes. But I felt the warm breath in my ears: Idiot, I don’t like you, but I love you.

That year, he left without looking back. Hers was just a few words. She waited hard for him to come back ten years later, and she pursued him quietly, hoping that he would look back at her. That year, when she got married and let go of her love for him, she said, " I have waited for you for ten years and loved you for ten years. Please be happy. After saying that, he turned around and left. He stared at her back and said, "Yes." "She got married, she was the bride, but he was the best man. He looked at her back and just smiled reluctantly.

37. People grow up in extremely dangerous environments in childhood. Yes, the danger is just around the corner. Today I heard the mother next door yelling at the baby who is less than two months old: "If you cry again, I will kill you if you cry again!" ! ! ”

38. I might be fired. Today my female boss came to work without makeup. I said to her: Hey, that new guy, give me a glass of water! His cat is about to die. She is so fat that she has to lie down like this...

Thirty-nine, the friendship between three people is not happy. She looked at the two happy people chatting in front of her and smiled bitterly in her heart. It wasn't the first time that he had forgotten her existence. She walked slowly, and the distance between them became wider and wider. She couldn't hold back the depression in her heart, and called him to complain a little: "Look, I always do. Dispensable. Oh, forget it, it's nice to be alone, and the air you breathe is fresher. "The other end of the phone: "Fart, I'm still with you! She thought it was just to comfort her, so she said, "I don't believe it!" How could you be here? Come and see, where is it? Where is it? "There was no response from the other end for a few seconds. She looked around proudly, and sure enough, there was none. "You're stupid, look behind you. "The other end said suddenly. She was stunned and turned back little by little. In front of her was him. She was completely frozen, not knowing what to say, but she couldn't hide the excitement in her heart. He patted her Head "When did I lie to you. I've said I'm here. "Why did you follow me when you saw me?" "After a long time, she said. "I was coming out from the supermarket to buy some things, and I happened to see you walking behind them like a snail, and I knew it. Anyway, along the way, follow you and see if you cry, then I will have something to laugh at you. But you see how good I am, always here with you. "

Forty and May Day are a good day for blind dates. No, Sister Li came over and said that her eldest niece would come back for a blind date tomorrow. She asked me to send her a selfie and show it to her niece if she gets better. Look. This made me so excited that my hair was combed to the point of getting greasy. When I was getting ready to take pictures, the old woman came over and said: I’m not taking photos of you, just dress them up as you like. My niece is too high-minded, so I’ll take a look at you in advance. Photos can add a lot of points to boys, and it is easier to succeed. 2021 Humorous and Interesting Space Talk

1. Whether you are stupid or not depends mainly on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

2. A woman’s heart cannot be seen clearly because her breasts are too thick.

3. Looking at the past, it’s all stuff. Girl, who do you want to live with?

Fourth, I blame myself for being too young and not being able to distinguish between a human and a dog.

5. I am not a horse, but I am not an ordinary donkey either.

6. Don’t drag yourself in front of me, the blacklist will tell you that it will be more exciting with you!

7. Forgive me for being dissolute and low in laughter in this life.

8. Women are easy to be satisfied, and they are also easy to make you stumble.

9. How I hope that one day I love you, I can write you love me backwards.

10. Only when you have an open mind about everything can you live a happy life.

11. Today’s society is: a brain-based society, where money takes away people. You can be expensive or you can be free.

12. The hottest thing is a shrew. Don’t show off in front of a widow.

13. Life is so charming, and your mother is so coquettish.

14. One day when the dragon gets water, the water of the Yangtze River will flow back.

15. If you ask me how deeply I love you, money can represent my heart.

16. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

Seventeen. A big showdown, across the world!

18. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, but the energetic guy is a bit nervous.

19. For men, the upper body is cultivation, and the lower body is essence; for women, the upper body is bait, and the lower body is trap.

20. People who come for your appearance will also leave for other appearances. Only those who come for your heart will last forever.

21. I don’t like to go to bed with just one woman many times, but I like to go to bed with many women only once.

22. The society is stylish, but I am not your partner.

23. Eating, drinking and having fun are goods, but sharing the joys and sorrows is a wife.

24. We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked it.

25. Instead of escaping from reality, it is better to smile at life.

26. How much love can go wrong.

27. If you have money, there will be a group of dogs behind you. If you don’t have money, it will be difficult to move even an inch.

28. People wear clothes and horses wear saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.

29. Be a person who has side effects on society. qq space talks about fun and funny things

qq space talks about interesting and funny classics

1. Someone asked me why I was so dark, and I laughed: One white can cover up all the ugliness, you are white To cover up my ugliness, I’m not ugly.

2. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” every time I go online.

3. Do you think that as long as you are beautiful, boys will like you? Do you think that as long as you have money, pretty girls will stick to you? Let me tell you, these are all true!

4. Yesterday, my goddess sent me a text message: "There is no one at my house tonight." Then I ran to her house and knocked on the door for an hour, and sure enough, there was no one!

5. It’s too painful to have a crush on one person, so I had several crushes at the same time.

6. A good person has to go through eighty-one hardships to become a Buddha, while a bad person can become a Buddha instantly by just putting down his butcher knife.

7. Knowing that all of you are learning to drive, now I don’t even dare to cross the road.

8. There was news before that cheating in the college entrance examination will be punished. If a college entrance examination student is caught and sent to jail for cheating, an inmate will ask him how he got in, and the child can answer, "You may not believe it, but I got here by taking the exam."

9. If you are reading this paragraph, it means you like me. If you want to deny it, then why are you still reading it.

10. Only the handsome ones are called Bidong, and yours can only be called Attack on Titan.

11. When I was a child, I thought Internet cafes were the most wasteful place. Twenty yuan would be gone in an afternoon. Now I think Internet cafes are the most economical place. You can sit there all afternoon for just twenty yuan.

12. Everyone who likes to shake their feet has a sewing machine in their heart.

13. I met an old man carrying something on the road. I wanted to go up and help him carry something, so I said casually: "Old man, let me help you carry it."

14. There is a kind of desolation that this math problem has exceeded the scope of my Chinese understanding.

15. The school pays me money so frequently that my parents think I am taking drugs. QQ space talks about interesting and popular articles

1. Whoever says he loves you again in the future, just say it when you go up to him. If he doesn’t fight back, it proves that he really loves you.

2. When the exam is about to take place, the whole person is in the same state as the song "Gee" by Girls' Generation: "Remember, remember, memorize... remember, remember..."

3. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed like they are going on a blind date.

4. Attention everyone: Organizations selling human organs may appear recently!! Just now, a woman turned around and asked me, "Do you want to be shameless?"

5. "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Not yet." "What kind of one are you looking for?" "Just find someone who likes me!" "Your requirements are not low! ”

6. “Almost everyone has gone to school.” “Who is this school? It’s so cheap.”

7. I hope that all the money in my pocket will fall in love with each other and then have a lot of children. Lots of kids.

8. Those women who can’t unscrew bottle caps are just faking it. Ask her to try opening an express delivery.

9. "Times have changed, men and women are the same." Twenty years ago, this was the standard for fertility, but now, it is the standard for mate selection...

10. Every shake Anyone with legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

11. A senior picked up a junior girl in public and kissed her on the cheek. The junior girl immediately got angry and shouted shamelessly. The senior was stunned for a moment and kissed her decisively.

12. Some people say I am ugly and I laugh. You have never seen my friends.

13. My dad started to use WeChat, so I pretended to be a stranger and added him, hoping to fool my dad. Today, he started talking to me about having a son who was not living up to expectations. Hey, if I talk too much, I will shed tears!

14. Just forget about scolding you, but you have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military.

15. My nightlife is still very rich! For example, I have math homework, physics homework, geography homework, biology homework, Chinese homework, English homework, history homework... The latest interesting and funny articles in qq space

1. Look in the mirror more often when you look good. After all, this illusion does not happen every day.

2. Don’t tell me you’ve had enough waste and come to me again and say you want a home. I’m not a garbage recycling station.

3. I have three brothers, one is called Dongyan, one is called Xizui, and one is named Naner. What is my name?

4. I looked at you suddenly. Anyway, a closer look is better than a sharp look.

5. Girls, when a boy hits you lightly, he wants you to act coquettishly, not to ask you to hit you back ten times harder.

6. While I'm not with you, go home as soon as possible after going out. Don't be too late. To be honest, there are always people stealing dogs at night. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

7. Be humble, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you.

8. What defeats you is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm.

9. A man like me who can be aggressive, receptive, cute, fierce, loli, uncle, vulgar, shy, unrestrained or arrogant, you deserve it.

10. I want to see if you are uglier when you are asleep than when you are awake.

11. I swear that I will chop off my hands when I buy something on Taobao. Now I am looking at prosthetics on Taobao.

12. Ever since I entered school, I have been favored by homework. I advised homework to be done evenly, but the teacher refused to listen and asked me to do more, just let me do more.

13. I originally wanted to rely on this final exam to make a comeback, but I didn’t expect it to stick to the pan.

14. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water, really.

15. For children who dare not go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I would like to say that ghosts also have dignity. Which ghost is hiding in your toilet in the middle of the night waiting for you.

16. Li Bingbing and Fan Bingbing are not as good as a piece of Wangwang crushed ice in this season.

17. Only single dogs will feel lonely if the second cup is half price, but single pigs will not. Single pigs can drink two cups alone.

18. Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a psycho that cannot be messed with.

19. Violence cannot solve problems. Come on, let’s sit down calmly and you praise me for an hour.

20. If I make you unhappy, don’t think too much about it, I did it on purpose.