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Mahjong mantra

Mahjong formula is as follows:

If you don't want to play cards, you will panic as long as you don't like it. Second, avoid a large betting base, which will hurt your feelings when gambling. Three bogeys specialize in big names, and it is difficult to coexist with risks. Four bogeys don't want to mess around, and the cards turn to win or lose. Five don't be soft-hearted and don't want to be stupid. If the card wind is chaotic, it will definitely lose. Six taboos are not enough, and the mood is unstable. Lack of sleep, lack of energy, and wrong card. Eight taboos are not smooth and unstable, and the more chaotic it is, the easier it is to get shot.

Nine bogeys should eat but don't eat, and you can't move up and down. Don't touch the top ten taboos, but don't touch them. Also avoid the last touch of cards and start all over again. To avoid giving up the card at last, Dahua basically plays this card. The card is nearing the end, and it is risky to play the card, which means that it has been called.

Introduction to mahjong skills

1, break small cards and control big cards.

It is known that there is a waste card in hand that needs to be abandoned, but it may get angry after giving up; Other cards will break the cards, which may be a safe or a small gun. At this time, I would rather open the card than fire, get off safely first, and then it's not too late to play.

2, manage the card, eat less.

Hands are messy and there are too many leaflets. This is the hand that every Ma You doesn't want to meet, but what should you do when you meet this kind of hand? Many hemp friends choose to eat more and touch more, but this is not the case. In this case, it is best to draw more cards and eat less, so as to gain more chances to draw cards and adjust the posture and direction of cards faster.

3, clear water.

Hu brand without flowers is called Qingshui. The cards in your hand may feel small, but you have to be Hu. At least you have a chance to fight. If it's rotten in your hand, it's just a pile of discarded cards.