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Interesting story about making bridal chamber Some people in Qing Dynasty were accused of making bridal chamber.

Suddenly, making trouble in the bridal chamber has become a custom handed down from ancient times. Whether in the old days or in the new era, everyone has come up with different ways to hold a wedding. During the reign of Emperor Kangxi in the Qing Dynasty, someone was accused of going to court because the bridal chamber had gone too far! Now let me see what's going on. What did the groom tell the villagers? During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, the magistrate of Baoshan County in Shanghai took over a difficult case. The plaintiff is the groom's official who just got married the day before yesterday, and the defendant is a small rascal in the same village. Not to sue for anything else,

It was because the little rascal made a scene in the bridal chamber on the wedding day of the bride and groom, which made the groom angry and got into a fight with the little rascal, but he was beaten black and blue by the little rascal because of his poor boxing skills. As a result, the "Wedding Night", one of the four happy events in life, became a "healing night". How did the groom and fairy swallow this evil spirit? He sued yamen. Little rascal: "Married for three days, no size." After listening to the groom's statement, the magistrate decided that the little rascal had gone too far and was going to lock him up for a few days to calm the groom down. However, the little rascal said plausibly, "It doesn't matter if you get married for three days!" " "This has been said for a long time, the county magistrate a listen to feel reasonable, also busy for a while.

Dianshizhai Pictorial did not explain the final result of the case. According to the custom at that time, the little rascal should not be punished, and the groom and the gods should also suffer a dumb loss.

It is not uncommon for new houses to have problems. "Wu drew a treasure? The Story of Customs Records records a wedding tragedy in Ningbo-a man in Ningbo lurks in the wedding room, and can't help laughing internally when he hears the sound of the groom undressing and the bride taking off her shoes. After the couple found out, the groom stabbed the listener with scissors.

Ban Gu in Hanshu? Historical Records records a strict custom: "On the wedding night, men and women are alike, but they are proud of it." In other words, in the Han Dynasty, having a new house was at least nothing new. The bridal chamber, the newlyweds' first night, why bother? People have their own sayings, such as "no fighting, no noise, no excitement", "people are not haunted" and "the more fun, the longer you live". As a result, whoever is unlucky will make trouble.

After the evolution of the dynasty, the form of haunted houses changed with the customs of different places. No matter how it changes, it is related to sexual enlightenment, so that "enlightenment" or "enlightenment" is not important, but related to sex.

Marriage custom in a certain place in Ming Dynasty: There is a marriage custom in a certain place in Ming Dynasty: there is a flower mat on the bridal bed, and the bride needs to turn it over. Someone asked, "Did you turn it over?" The bride is naturally ashamed to answer, but the troublemaker will definitely pursue it until the bride blushes and says, "It's overturned!" " "This is probably the most civilized version of the bridal chamber swearing. On such occasions, yellow jokes can naturally be popular, and pornographic lantern riddles are even more common. Therefore, many shy girls become fierce overnight, probably because of the sexual enlightenment of those who have sex. In his erotic masterpiece "The Meat Futon", Li Yu called "watching spring scenery (erotic pictures), watching * * * and listening to obscene sounds" three great pleasures of boudoir. The statement about "Sao Sheng" is a bit too open. But after all, it's just "listening", for fear that the parties will find that some areas are actually flirting: The Song of a New House, which was popular in a certain place in Sichuan in the Ming Dynasty, is really a masterpiece in this respect-"Look at the bride's hands, her feet and her waist. If the bride doesn't send it herself, we will reach out and pay for it ... "Unfortunately, this song has not been completely handed down, but it has not been completely handed down. What's more, it has developed to the point of being moved. The person who is moved is naturally the bride, while the groom and the fairy are just angry and dare not speak.