Ask a few jokes suitable for primary school students.

An old lady said with tears after watching the black 100-meter race, how scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

2.

Mr. Huang loves the revolution. In order to commemorate the Red Army, he named his son "Jun".

One day, I sent my son to class and saw the No.8 bus stop.

So he shouted at his son: Huang Jun, run, the Eighth Route Army is coming!

3.

A man saw a store having a big sale and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. There is no way. The man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time and finally had to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesman. "What can I do for you?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

4.

One night, the monkey picked up a card. Because it was dark, he couldn't see what it was, so he climbed to the top of the tree and looked by moonlight. It was lightning that hit it. The monkey exclaimed, it turned out to be a card!

5.

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Asako said, look at my face. The madman said: that is, people should be rational.

6.

I like Teresa Teng, dead; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Anita Mui, dead; I like Ka Kui Wong, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung, jumping off a building; I like you. It's up to you.

7.

One day Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang to see the flowers.

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Zhuge Liang suddenly wanted to fart.

Zhuge Liang said, "Master, I will learn to sing birds for you!" "

Liu Bei said, "Good".

Zhuge Liang took the opportunity to fart.

Zhuge Liang said, "Master, did I learn this way?"

Liu Bei said, "The fart was too loud just now!"

Zhuge Liang died on the spot! .