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"wrestling! Dad's classic quotations
Yellow shirt: If you could win a medal with your mouth, you would have won. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Yellow Shirt Army: Even if you can enter the wrestling field one day, you will only run for your life before the game begins.
Mahavia: It seems that you are familiar with it. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Yellow shirt: You are great. You just beat a provincial champion.
Mahavia: Don't lose heart, man. You just lost to a national champion. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
You can't be an excellent wrestler just by emphasizing your strong body. Come here, son. It is innate to dissolve wrestling into the blood. Come on, go buy milk to drink. Good luck. Mahavia? Singh? Boga
White shirt: When you can't even eat, are you still thinking about medals? Nobody wants to wrestle anymore. You have to earn money to find a job. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Friend: Why did you give up wrestling? Mahavir Singh Phogat: I have no choice. Wrestling has given me dignity and fame, but I have no money, so I have to go to work. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: It is every wrestler's dream to win glory for his country. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Wife: It's not your fault that you didn't win a medal for your country. How long are you going to immerse yourself in this memory?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: What I didn't do, our children will do. He will win a gold medal for our country, and our national flag will fly high. Mark my words. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: But how far can a wrestler go if the country can't provide you with support? Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Nephew: Even if my uncle didn't get a boy, the villagers didn't get any appreciation, but among all the efforts, which one was just nonsense?
Wife: I'm sorry I couldn't give you a son.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: It's not your fault, and don't get me wrong. Gita and Barbita are my love, but only by getting a boy can I inherit my ambition. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: Time flies, but my uncle is as stubborn as ever. He needs a boy, but God seems to be just as stubborn. The third child is a girl, and then the fourth child is a girl. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Colleague: Will you come to watch the wrestling match tonight?
No, you go. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Mahavir Singh Phogat: What's the matter?
Woman: Look at our children. What are they hitting? Say something to you!
Woman's husband: Yes, look, what fight?
Woman: Look at this swelling, black eyes and blue eyes.
Female husband: Yes, they are all black and blue. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Mahavir Singh Phogat: You did it?
Nephew: Uncle, not me.
Wife: Gita and Barbita hit them.
Gita: They provoked me first. He said I was scum and Barbita was a witch, so we started.
Woman: For such a troublesome thing, as for hitting so hard?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Yes, you shouldn't shoot so hard. I'm sorry, but they are still children.
Female husband: Since it's your daughter, we won't pursue it. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Gita: Dad, we won't fight again.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Tell me first, how did you two fight?
Gita: At first, he called me a scum. Later, I didn't speak. Later, he called Barbita a witch. I'll show you, I'll catch him and hit him like this.
Barbita: Then another buddy called, so I grabbed his hair and dragged him down, and then I elbowed him on the back. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Mahavir Singh Phogat: I have always longed for a son, hoping that he will win glory for my country. But what is different now is that the gold medal is still a gold medal, both men and women are the same. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Wife: Wrestling is a boy's sport.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Do you think our girl is not as good as a young man?
Wife: I have never seen a girl wrestling. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Wife: What will the villagers say?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Whatever they say. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Wife: What if a girl hurts her hands and feet?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Then cure them. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Wife: Don't ruin the girls' lives because of your own selfish interests.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: One year, let me try. This year, you should bury all your feelings. If I am wrong, I will bury my dream forever. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Now, eat as much as you want, because from today, you are about to start your career as a wrestler. Wrestlers are not allowed to eat pickled, greasy and spicy food, and these are all your favorites without exception, considering that this is your last feast. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Gita: Mom, we will definitely listen to you.
Barbita: Please take us out of this misery.
Wife: within a year, forget me. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
White shirt: This is ridiculous, Nobita. Do girls wrestle? How can you make such a mistake at your age? Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Nephew: My uncle began to arrange for Gita and Babita to enter the wrestling field for training, but something was still missing. In order for Gita and Barbita to train better, they need to practice with experts. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Be full of awe for the earth. The more awe, the more respect you will get. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Audience A: How many seconds can she last?
Audience B: Mm-hmm. .....
Audience C: Dude, she was knocked down before you could say anything. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Gita: No one has ever been punished for being with boys, right?
Barbita: He called me names. Why did you hit him?
Gita: Then tell me why. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
White shirt: This is ridiculous, Nobita. Do girls wrestle? How can you make such a mistake at your age? Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Gita: Barbita, help me press leg press.
Barbita: I want you to press it for me. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Brother Nobita: Don't you think it's too much, brother? It's bad enough that you let girls practice wrestling, and now you let them practice with boys?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Yes or no?
Brother Mahavirt: I don't want to say yes, but I don't have the courage to say no, wrestling, dad's classic dialogue.
Nephew: It's all your fault. You dragged me into this.
Barbita: Come on, don't push. You just got dragged into it. We're in big trouble.
Gita: Keep running. Why does dad want him to be a sparring partner? This little hemp pole is not challenging at all. To me, he's just a? TTSS? . Barbita: What do you mean?
Gita: All talk and no practice. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Mahavir Singh Phogat: I can only choose between the coach and my father. When I am a coach, my father's role is secondary. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Do you think you are here for fun? You just let him throw you to the ground? When he attacked from the left, why didn't he defend hard from the left?
Gita: Sorry, Dad.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Son, this is wrestling. If you say sorry three times, the game is over. Get up and continue. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Wife: I won't say anything when you train girls to wrestle, but I won't allow you to cook chicken in my kitchen.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Just get used to it. Wrestlers need nutrition and strength.
Wife: I don't care. If you are still in the kitchen, cook the meat, I will go on a hunger strike.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Do you want your daughters to be malnourished wrestlers?
Wife: I don't understand your things. It's no good cooking chicken in my kitchen. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Can you cook?
Nephew: No.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Then go to school. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Wife: We don't have that much money to squander. How can we afford chicken? Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Vendor: What the hell? 100 chicken 20? So I won't lose much? Why don't you help me solve this problem?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Listen, Geeta and Babita will eventually become famous wrestlers. At that time, if everyone knew they were eating your muscles, where do you think people would go to buy chickens?
Vendor: Well, it's quite reliable, but it's only 20 yuan?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Then I'll ask someone else.
Vendor: Hey, wait a minute. How about 40?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Up to 25 years old. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Wife: I borrowed onions. This pot must never come into my kitchen again.
Nephew: Now, put the chicken in the pot and stew it with warm fire. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Villager A: Mahavir Singh must be crazy.
Villager B: Not crazy, but shameless. He asked girls to put on sportswear and fight with boys. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Classmate: Now I'm wrestling, and when I walk, I become a man. What will happen next?
Gita: Next, I'll slap you in the face. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Wife: The whole village is laughing at us. Who wants to marry our girl?
Mahavir Singh Phogat: I will make our daughter different. At that time, we will not visit relatives, but let those who come to visit relatives kick the threshold open. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Gita: I want to have a showdown with my father. Wrestling is no good.
Barbita: Let's go together! Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Gita: Dad, wrestling doesn't work.
Gita: Barbita said that.
Barbita: Well, yes, Dad, Geeta was so tired that she fell asleep in class and couldn't concentrate on her studies at all.
Gita: Barbita's body hurts badly, too. She couldn't sleep all night.
Barbita: At school, the girls make fun of Gita as a man. Very sad.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: These are all excuses. Tell me the real reason.
Gita: Dad, our hair was damaged because we fell in the mud and she had lice. I killed eight people in one night.
Mahavir Singh Phogat: Well, that's a real reason. Ok, it will be ready at 5 o'clock tomorrow morning. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Gita: Please, Dad, we don't have any excuses. Actually, we like wrestling very much. Please don't cut our hair. Mom, talk to me. Look what dad is doing.
Barbita: Dad, please don't cut our hair. We all listen to you. We are willing to get up early and do everything without complaining. Please don't cut our hair. Please, dad.
Nobita: Cut. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Brother Nobita: It's enough for you to let them wrestle and shave their heads. You are cruel. They are girls.
Mahavir: Everything I do is for their own good. Anything that distracts them will be eradicated without hesitation. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Rogue: Is it the moon or the sun today? I feel a little dizzy, as if the sun and the moon had risen together.
Gita: Let him go, Barbita. We deserve it. We can't blame others. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Gita: What's the matter, Dad? Why are you late today?
Barbita: Hey, you're getting old.
Gita: Nothing. We have finished today's training. Let's go, Barbita. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: Countless light bulbs have been destroyed.
Mahavir: Why is this light bulb always broken?
Gita: Quality problem, Dad, quality problem. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: The wounded have formed an alliance. On the battlefield, surrender will not be beaten. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Nephew: Uncle feels like a movie even if he has two hands? Revenge fireworks? As helpless as the character who lost his arms in the movie. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Barbita: We didn't train one day. Is it necessary for him to make such a fuss?
Gita: What kind of father always forces his daughter to be a wrestler? Let them get up at 5 o'clock to run, fight with boys like slaves, and cut off their hair if they resist. God will never give anyone such a father again.
Sunita: I hope God can give me such a father. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: I don't know if Jita and Barbita have wrestling cells in their bones, but I don't. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Gita: Mom, give him more butter. He is a little weak.
Nephew: I lost on purpose.
Barbita: Shut up, all talk and no practice. And deliberately lost it.
Gita: Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret. Besides, we are still a family, and we can't stand you embarrassing us.
Nephew: Don't be too proud. See you tomorrow.
Mahavir: You can't go tomorrow.
Nephew: No, uncle, I will behave well tomorrow.
Mahavir: Tomorrow we will go to Rotak to take part in a wrestling match.
Nephew: But I'm not ready for the game.
Mahavir: Who said anything about letting you participate? Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: Do you want to fall in love with boys? She won't last a few minutes.
Nobita: Why? She beat you. Aren't you a man? Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: I've seen many wrestling competitions, but what I'm going to see today is a competition that Haryana has never seen before, an inevitable competition. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Orange shirt: Mahavir, it's a great honor for you to come to the competition.
Mahavir: I brought wrestlers.
Orange shirt: name.
Mahavir: Gita living goddess Fogart.
Orange shirt: What?
Mahavir: Gita Living Goddess Fogart
Orange shirt: You let a girl wrestle?
Mahavir: Yes, why? Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Orange shirt: Sir, I'll organize a cooking contest another day, and then let Miss Geeta come over. This is a wrestling match.
Mahavir: We have come a long way, and we will not stop until we reach our goal. Either gita participates or we show each other. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Orange shirt: You want a girl to wrestle with a man. You don't want to lose face, we still want it.
Mahavir: I'll embarrass you.
White shirt: You have the right to preside. Why did you miss a good opportunity to turn over?
Orange shirt: What do you mean?
White shirt: How many years have you presided over wrestling?
Orange shirt: five years
White shirt: How many people came to see it? Not many people.
Orange shirt: So?
White shirt: idiot, think about it. The whole city has never seen women wrestling, especially the competition between men and women. How many people will come to watch the fun? Tickets for this game will soar.
Orange shirt: What if this girl hurts her hands and feet?
White shirt: If you get hurt, you get hurt. Why not dress the injured directly? Even if you only sell two yuan tickets, it will be enough for you wrestlers to eat for a month. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Speaker broadcast: Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, you must have seen girls eating snacks by the fire, but today, it is the first time in the history of Rotak town to see women wrestling with men. Half an hour later, in Larchok, tickets were two yuan, and two yuan was used to watch women wrestling. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Principal: Gita Living Goddess was selected by the Haryana provincial team, which is not only the honor of our school, but also the honor of the whole Biwani region. We believe that he will win glory for our city in the national junior group competition. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Person in charge: Vacation? Two months? Is your daughter getting married?
Mahavir: I have to prepare for Gita's national competition.
Person in charge: Forget it. If your daughter is getting married, maybe I can think about it. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Wife: I don't understand your decision.
Mahavir: I have no choice. I won't give up my dream, so I quit.
Wife: What are you going to do next?
Mahavir: I will farm on our own land. It will be hard, but at least I can set aside time for the girls. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Mahavir: I want to apply for a sum of money, which may help me. My daughter is now at the provincial level, so I think. ......
Leader: What's the big deal about going to the provincial level? Isn't that what women wrestle for? Your daughter can get the first place when she runs away ... what are you applying for funds for?
Mahavir: I want to buy a mat to improve her training conditions. She is excellent. If you support her today, she will win honor for her country one day.
Leader: Listen, Mahavir Singh-Ji, this is all our sports, this is all our wrestling. Excluding men, coaches, catering, transportation, equipment and other expenses, that's all the money left over from women's wrestling. For such a little money, you came to me with a box of candy. But we will fully support what you do. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Mahavir: The reason why India can't win medals is because there are vegetarian officials like you.
Leader: Never mind, I can make way. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Mahavir: The General Administration of Sports has been eaten by these moths, and they have ruined the sportsmanship. Not only do you not support sports people, but you will push them blindly after losing. Medals don't grow from the ground, you have to cultivate them. Full of love, effort and passion. Here, these scoundrels won't give money for a mat.
Brother Mahavir: What mat?
Mahavir: A synthetic mattress used by wrestlers in competitions.
Brother Mahavir: A mattress is a mattress. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Person in charge: Your daughter is too light, sir.
Mahavir: So?
Person in charge: Listen to me and go home and feed something delicious. Hey, get fat and come back next year. If she hits like this, she will hurt her muscles and bones.
Mahavir: You talk a lot. Can she take part in the wrestling match?
Responsible person: Yes ... Yes.
Mahavir: Go, go and sign. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: Jita has beaten countless boys who are better than her. How long can these girls last? Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Nobita: Is it too light?
Person in charge: Well, a little, but what does it matter? Ha ha. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
Nephew: Jita fought bloody battles all the way from the intermediate group to the advanced group, and her uncle also stepped into old age from middle age. Wrestling, dad's classic quotation.
Nephew: Uncle's dream has finally come true! Now everyone can relax.
Mahavir: No, my dream has not come true yet. Winning a national championship every year will make my dream come true. You won the gold medal, not for yourself, but for your motherland. You can celebrate today, and we will make long-term preparations from tomorrow. Wrestling, dad's classic dialogue
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