Why are island captains all lame Cyclops and right-handed hooks?

Haha, there is a joke. A real island captain is drinking in a bar and a waiter asks, "Excuse me, captain, why are you missing a leg?"

The captain replied proudly, "Well! It was cut off when I was fighting the Spanish Armada! "

"wow! ! Then why is your right hand a hook? "

"At that time, it was caught by the British Royal Fleet and hanged. I resolutely cut off my hand and escaped! "

"Then ... why are your eyes ..."

"Oh! Well ..... when I looked up at the sky on the deck that day, it was unfortunate that a piece of bird droppings fell into my eyes. "

"But captain, can bird droppings blind people?"

"of course not! I instinctively rub it with my hands! It's just that I forgot that my right hand is a hook ... "