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Do you think the ranking of the four beauties is reasonable?

The four beauties, Shi, the story of Dixin, Zhao Jun and Yang Guifei, used four words to describe their faces respectively: sinking fish, closing the moon, falling wild goose and feeling ashamed of flowers. Therefore, it can be seen how high their face value is, no one is perfect, and there are shortcomings.

1, Shi has a heart disease.

Speaking of Xi stone, I think of an idiom "Dong Shi works well". Xi Shi has a heart disease, often looks pale, coughs, and sometimes covers his chest and frowns slightly. Shi is slim and graceful, and his lovely appearance makes people fondle it. When her sister Dong Shi saw it, she thought it was nice, too, and then she smiled with her. Unfortunately, how can her figure and face value be compared with history? As a result, she made a big joke that has been passed down through the ages.

Shi was born in a poor family in the late Spring and Autumn Period. Her mother washes gauze for a living. She often goes to the stream to help her. Whenever the fish in the stream see the stone, they will be intoxicated and fascinated by it, and then sink to the bottom like drunk. This is a stone, and he is a "sinking fish".

Dong Shi thinks that beauty among beauties is no problem. Now even fish think beauty among beauties, which shows that beauty among beauties is unusual.

The story of diusim has a small earlobe.

Deusim's ears are smaller than others'. In order to cover up this defect, Deusim's story punched many holes in his ears and decorated them with exquisite earrings. Against the backdrop of these decorations, Diusim's story looks more exciting, so that no one cares about one of her shortcomings. The ancients thought that the story of Diusim's earlobe was small and there was no good news, but it turned out that Diusim's story did not enjoy a few days of good news with Lu Bu. Both of them were arrested by Cao Cao and beheaded by Lu Bu, while Guan Yu beheaded the story of Dixin under the moon.

The story of diusim is a woman of an aristocratic family in the Three Kingdoms period. After her family came down, she was sold to Stuart Wang Yun's house and became a singer. Because of his tragic position, Diusim's story often prays under the moon. The moon felt that her appearance was not as good as that in Diusim's story, so she hid behind the clouds. This is how the story of "harvesting the moon" came about.

Dong Zhuo is a hero who monopolizes the world and has many beautiful women around him. It is quite difficult for Wang Yun to get rid of Dong Zhuo with a honey trap. The average beauty can't get into Dong Zhuo's eyes at all, so it can be seen that the story of Dixim's beauty is enough to impress others.

Besides, as Dong Zhuo's adopted son, why did Lu Bu fall at the foot of Diusim's story? He even turned against his adoptive father Dong Zhuo for the story of Diusim, once again proving that the story of Diusim is a great beauty.

3. Showing the disadvantages of your feet

Wang Zhaojun was born in Zigui, Yichang, Hubei. She is not only beautiful, but also good at playing the pipa. She is a famous beauty.

Wang Zhaojun has a pair of big feet. In order to cover up this so-called defect, Wang Zhaojun wore a pair of "high heels", a long skirt and a small bell when he went out in traffic jam. A simple dress makes her younger and more beautiful.

Zhaojun's departure from the fortress brought decades of peace to the Han Dynasty and Xiongnu. When Wang Zhaojun married the Huns, the veil was blown halfway. When the geese in the sky saw it, they were directly shocked by her beauty and fell from the sky in a daze. As a result, "wild goose" became synonymous with Wang Zhaojun's appearance.

4. Yang Guifei has "body odor"

In the Tang Dynasty, the common people thought fat was the beauty, and Yang Yuhuan was plump, so he was prone to sweat, which caused him to smell. In order to avoid embarrassment, Yang Yuhuan takes a bath in Huaqing Pool every day. She filled the water with petals before taking a bath. In this way, when Tang Xuanzong was with her, all he smelled was flowers.

One day, Yang Yuhuan and the maid-in-waiting were playing in the imperial garden, and she accidentally bumped into a nearby grass. When the grass saw the beauty of Yang Yuhuan, she felt very shy and immediately put away her leaves. This is the origin of "shame on flowers".

Although the four beauties all have physical defects, compared with their beauty, these defects can be ignored, but the legendary stories that happened to them have been passed down from generation to generation.

Since childhood, foot binding has been deformed and mutated, resulting in the reduction of the bones of the feet.

The four ancient beauties all had physical defects, that is, Shi suffered from angina pectoris and often suffered from heartache. Wang Zhaojun's shoulders are not harmonious. The story of diusim's earlobe is too small and narrow. Yang Yuhuan will smell of body odor.