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I wish your baby happiness (50) for your best friend's child.
2. Time flies, the candy jar of childhood is melting, and colorful balloons are floating in the eulogy ... At the beginning of growing up, I thought the world was full of love and beauty, and the happy life of the prince and princess in fairy tales was the future. After growing up, the beautiful veil of disguise is gradually broken, and the reality shows its true coldness and cruelty. The innocent days in the past became more and more precious, but I suddenly realized that I couldn't go back. Those years of growing up are full of irreplaceable beauty, but only in the occasional leisure time in my busy life can I flip through old photos and recall my simple self and childhood dreams.
I want to write a song for you to let the whole world know that I love you, baby!
I didn't catch my hands folded for the first time tonight. I watch you grow up in your mother's arms every day, my baby.
5. A child is like a treasure; A child is like a drop of water; Children are like the roots of life.
6. May you be a smart boy! May you be the master of time.
7. May you be happy and safe all your life.
8. Look on the bright side of life and don't do anything stupid.
9. Mom and Dad will always try their best to give you a princess-like life, love you, my baby, and only hope that you will grow up healthily and happily.
10. You come against the light and deserve all the little things in this world.
1 1 .30 days is too short and a hundred days is too long, but it's still here. The mother has gone through vicissitudes, the baby has grown up, and the excitement has turned into happiness, and happiness is still flying. Doby baby smiled, this day should be safe. I wish you and your baby a hundred days of happiness and all the best.
12. Suddenly, I feel happy as long as I am with my children and my husband.
13. Yan Yan gently threw the shuttlecock into the air. When the shuttlecock fell more than half a meter off the ground, she lifted her foot and kicked it.
14. Love hurts, and I'm tired of pain. I'm ready to forget you completely and stop thinking about you.
15. Don't be timid, don't look back, take bold steps and go forward!
16. I hope my baby can bloom like a flower and shine like sunshine every day! Spend every day healthily and happily!
17. Growth is to extract a poem from this book. Happy or sad, sing loudly when you are happy, and cry when you are depressed.
I wish my best friend a happy baby. I wish the children health and happiness! grow up healthy and strong
19. Convergence lazy heart, aggressive; Tighten the strings of hard struggle and strive for progress; Open the door of knowledge and keep learning. I wish you progress in your studies and great achievements!
20. Love comes and goes. Love is old and sick. If you can't cure it, you will die. Love is dying. It's time. Why do you want to fall in love and refuse to let go
2 1. My baby, any day is worth remembering. May you have good memories.
22. Flowers thank the rain and dew, because the rain and dew moisten it to grow; The eagle is grateful to the sky, because the sky makes it fly; The mountain is grateful to the earth, because the earth makes it lofty; I thank many people ... I thank my parents, who gave me life and a warm home. A solid and warm haven will always be my shelter.
23. I wish my baby a happy birthday, which is more beautiful and blooming every day.
I wish you good health and a happy life.
25. Today, the two babies are two years old (photo of one year old _). Happy birthday! I hope the babies will grow up healthily and happily, and everything will be smooth and safe.
26. On this day of your New Year, I will give you happy notes as a gift. Have a nice day and sincerely wish you a happy new year, my dear son!
27. Sometimes I want you to grow up quickly, but more often I want to slow down the time.
28. If we don't need to consider external factors, I think being with children and family is a happier time.
29. Growth is the pile of martial arts novels on the bedside. Heroic beauty, chivalrous companion, one by one thrilling.
30. Movies can be replayed in childhood, and you can't come back. I wish you a happy life every day!
3 1. Stay with your children. If he or she is happy, you will be happy! ! !
32. There are always disappointments in life. I didn't meet the rainbow, but I met you.
33. One day, sitting on the toilet and defecating, the baby said Baba jumped into the water to swim.
34. There are many reasons for breaking up, and there is only one reason for combining. There is no need for a reason!
If unity is strength, please cherish friendship, if loneliness needs companionship, if suffering needs help, please cherish friendship, if the sun is needed ahead, please cherish friendship, friendship gives you strength, friendship gives you hope, friendship needs care and growth, and I wish you and I a lasting friendship.
36. Here, I want to thank my parents for their cultivation and care. I believe that at this moment, they will definitely feel our happiness and happiness. I want to take this opportunity to say to them, mom and dad, please rest assured. Your daughter has found a beautiful home, and we will love each other and grow old together.
Baby, you were born in the summer of July. Maybe you are infected by this hot season. Liveliness and enthusiasm are your personality.
38. The child fell down. If there is no adult around, he won't cry, just get up by himself. When someone cares about your pain, you will suffer more. No one, you owe pity, but you are strong and live up to expectations. -Li Bihua's "Just Butterflies Don't Want to"
39. Your idea is really creative. Would you like to talk about your ideas further?
40. A piece of water or a piece of continent has cut off the company of getting along with each other day and night, and I have missed it for a long time.
4 1. Thank you, teacher, for letting me know that we can learn from failure, gather strength in difficulties and look for light in the dark. You gave us the courage to use our brains and asked us to be open-minded. You put beauty in our hearts and give us guidance, insight and imagination to build our lives. No matter what we build, you always help us lay a good foundation, and you have done your best for our growth! Perhaps with the passage of time, every detail of your lecture will be forgotten by us, but your enthusiasm, courage and kindness will always exist.
42. Because you are around, life is like a wild flower blooming in the sun. Against the backdrop of spring breeze and dreams, life has written a moving and meaningful poem.
How happy I am to spend time with my children on weekends!
44. I wish you health, happiness and happiness.
45. Day and night are opposites, and you can never get tired of watching them. Everything in the world is bitter, but you are the sweetest.
I wish you a happy study and a happy life!
47. I hope every baby can bloom like a flower and shine like sunshine every day! Spend every day healthily and happily!
Wish you good health, happiness and beauty.
49. I don't want you to be rich or expensive. I just want you to be healthy and safe.
50. I used to complain about my bad luck when I encountered problems. Later, I understood that doing what I didn't do may lead to growth, doing what I didn't expect may be a breakthrough, doing what I don't want to do may be a change, and doing what I dare not do may be a commitment. Doing what you can already grasp is natural and comfortable, and doing what you haven't done, no matter what the result is, you will gain something.
Happy birthday to your best friend.
1, I came gently. As I walked gently, I waved my sleeves and left a Taurus. On the occasion of your birthday, send my deep blessing and wish you good luck.
A lady walks into a pet shop and wants to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy to check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.
3, you are my sister, you are my baby, no matter how far apart, I always cherish this feeling. Remember your kindness, your loveliness, your willfulness, and the best time we had together! Happy birthday!
I like the green in spring, the scorching sun in summer, the maple leaves in autumn and the snow in winter. But I prefer to send my sincere wishes to you on this day every year: Happy birthday and happiness forever!
5. Special day, special blessing, for your birthday: I hope that when you grow up to one year old, you will be more mature, smoother and more successful, with hundreds of bills piled up, full of affection and Wisdom Fofo Agbo all over the East China Sea. Happy birthday!
6, a small gift, carrying heavy affection, flew to your birthday party and turned into a glass of wine to respect you. I wish you happiness, cheers!
7. Do what you want to do, go where you want to go, love the people you want to love, pursue the dreams you want to pursue, make good wishes, embrace a better tomorrow and enjoy a better time. Wish you a happy birthday and a happy life.
8. Friendship is like a red sun, giving silently and expecting nothing in return. A gentle greeting is a ray of warm sunshine. Friendship is like a jar of old wine. The longer it is sealed, the more mellow it will be. A short blessing can open the jar lid and taste the rich wine fragrance. Happy new year!
9. Happy birthday! I am happy if you are happy, and I am unhappy if you are unhappy. Happy birthday to whoever is happy!
10, we went to Qiu Lai in spring, and winter thunder and summer rain passed by, so we can't live without each other. Life with you is very interesting, and I miss you with sadness and happiness. Today is Sister's Day, I wish you happiness! Happy birthday!
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1, you are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!
Although you are not an angel, you have the beauty of an angel. Although you are not a princess, you have the temperament of a princess. Ordinary and extraordinary, you exude charming fragrance. Happy birthday!
3. I suddenly feel that the text is poor. I don't know what to say. But my heart is here. Maybe it's not glamorous enough Not bright enough. But it's really in front of you.
I give you my special blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best birthday you have ever had!
May the hand of friendship get tighter and tighter, and the connected hearts get closer and closer! My best friend, send my sincere birthday wishes!
6. The breeze blows and blows. May this gentle wind blow away all your troubles and leave happiness and laughter; It keeps raining in Mao Mao. I hope this lingering rain will take away all your sadness and leave you happy and free. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
7. You and I have endless secrets and trust. Humorous words that you can't laugh enough, and ode to joy that you can't hear enough. You are my sister, thank you for always accompanying me to grow up. Happy Sisterhood Day. Happy birthday!
8. More happiness means more beauty and more happiness means more happiness. May the joy of the holiday always be with you.
9. Pass a greeting card gently and say a blessing and greeting quietly. I remember our friendship sweetly in my silent thoughts.
10, happy birthday, happy birthday! There are faint poems in the long clouds, continuous happiness in the faint poems, and my gentle blessing in the continuous happiness!
Excerpts from classic quotations wish your baby a happy growth (50)
Classic Quotations of Baby's Happy Growth (I) 1. I must stick to it, so that my baby can continue to study, always participate in competitions and win prizes.
Do you ever remember that you hated your parents' nagging? Inadvertently, there is a gap between you and your parents, and you don't know what your parents said until you fail. Have you ever remembered that you want to get rid of your parents and fly? But I always have to wait until I get hurt to know that the arms of my parents are the warmest harbor.
He took advantage of Xiaoli's inattention, secretly pulled her stool out, and then gloated and waited for the excitement.
Even when you grow up, I hope you are kind and simple, and all you meet are good people.
For me, a happy life means: I buy food and cook at home on weekends, cook meals that children like, my husband can rest at home, spend an hour or two working at home, or play with children, and I can take a family trip once or twice a month or go home to see my parents.
6. Being beautiful all the time and being with children every day is happiness.
7. I used to complain about my bad luck when I encountered problems. Later, I understood that doing things I didn't do may lead to growth, doing things I didn't expect may lead to breakthroughs, doing things I don't want to do may lead to changes, and doing things I dare not do may lead to endurance. Doing what you can already grasp is natural and comfortable, and doing what you haven't done, no matter what the result is, you will gain something.
8. You melt your heart into a shade and give me shelter; You melt care into a pair of wings and give me strength; You melt your support into a blue sky and give me love. Father, you made my growth extraordinarily beautiful. Today is your birthday. May you always smile.
Being with you consumes my youth, but you hurt me so deeply.
10. International Youth Day is happy every day, especially for you who read short messages. Remember today's day, young people stand up and shoulder the backbone of the motherland. The motherland needs you to live a healthy life, work happily, grow sturdily and be the pillars of the motherland in the future!
1 1. Sometimes I want you to grow up quickly, but more often I want to slow down the time.
12. Happy growth to * *! Handsome than mom, handsome than dad, cool than Uncle Fan, awesome than Uncle Zhao, fluent in English than Aunt Sun, better in Chinese than Aunt Luo, and better in fate than Uncle Wu!
13. No matter what happens, don't break the original rules of life and eat and sleep on time.
14. Baby, I'm telling you, a person is a "1", and health, happiness, achievement and fame and fortune will all be a "0" later. We bless you, there are countless zeros that belong to you, as long as you need them.
15. Happiness is a very light thing. There is happiness in mood and happiness in life. I like happiness because he told me to grow up happily.
16. May you be a swallow, flying with spring; I hope you are an eagle. When you spread your wings, an arrow will shoot into the blue sky.
17. Time flies, the candy jar of childhood almost melted, and colorful balloons floated in the eulogy ... At the beginning of growing up, I thought the world was full of love and beauty, and the happy life of the prince and princess in fairy tales was the future. After growing up, the beautiful veil of disguise is gradually broken, and the reality shows its true coldness and cruelty. The innocent days in the past became more and more precious, but I suddenly realized that I couldn't go back. Those years of growing up are full of irreplaceable beauty, but only in the occasional leisure time in my busy life can I flip through old photos and recall my simple self and childhood dreams.
Classic Quotations of Happy Growth of Babies (2) 18. As long as I have time, I will stay with my children, chat with them, be a loyal fan and share their happiness in study and life. I think it is a very happy thing.
19. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds. There is continuous joy in the faint poem. There is my gentle blessing to the baby in endless joy.
20. I wish the children safe, healthy and happy growth!
2 1. One day, it was aroused, and I casually flipped through a selection of poems: Yuan is plain and vulgar, suburban island is thin and varied, but my confidence is overwhelming. Suddenly, there was dynamic music from the next room. In contrast, it was the children in the next room who learned to sing hot love songs. Disappointed, disappointed! I can't help feeling: I must not lose my cultural accomplishment and humanistic care in the process of growing up.
22. The saddest thing is that your achievement is the ranking of Xueba, and your ranking is the result of Xueba.
23. Flowers thank the rain and dew, because the rain and dew moisten it to grow; The eagle is grateful to the sky, because the sky makes it fly; The mountain is grateful to the earth, because the earth makes it lofty; I thank many people ... I thank my parents, who gave me life and a warm home. A solid and warm haven will always be my shelter.
24. Movies can be replayed in childhood, and you can't come back. I wish you a happy life every day!
25. Convergence lazy heart, aggressive; Tighten the strings of hard struggle and strive for progress; Open the door of knowledge and keep learning. I wish you progress in your studies and great achievements!
26. Growing up is to extract a poem from this book. Happy or sad, sing loudly when you are happy, and cry when you are depressed.
27. Baby, you will always be your mother's intimate little cotton-padded jacket, and every day with you is happy! Mom wishes you health and happiness forever!
28. Youth years, along the way, have been blurred, but the memory is particularly clear. In my spare time, I listen to a song repeatedly with headphones on. The treasures in my heart are like golden sunflower petals, one after another. Looking up, there are faint clouds floating in the blue sky, some like color training, some like scattered cotton. When I look at the changing blue sky and think back to my childhood, sometimes I can't help but feel happy, sometimes I feel vicissitudes ... When I think of the innocence and happiness of my childhood, everything is beautiful, but it's all over. Childhood is such a wonderful memory. It can only be a memory, remembering the innocent smiling face of childhood and smiling at the sun like a sunflower.
29. Being with children is a kind of happiness, and children's smiles are my greatest motivation.
30. Today is my twentieth birthday. I want to give myself a happy opportunity to walk in the wonderful scenery of life with the full moon. With my parents' attention on the road, I can walk more smoothly.
3 1. A person who achieves great things can't care about others everywhere and spend his time arguing with others, which will not only damage his temperament, but also lose his self-control. Be humble to others if possible. Rather than go with the dog, let the dog go first. If you are bitten by a dog, even if you kill the dog, you can't heal your wound. Lincoln
Baby, you are proud of your mother today, and your mother will be proud of you tomorrow. I hope my dear will be happy and healthy forever.
Watching the baby grow up step by step, I suddenly feel a little happy. Three years is rare. Thank you for your company. I hope you grow up healthily. Happy birthday!
34. Gently closing the box of growth, I was surprised to find that although troubles brought us anxiety and confusion, it was because of them that my emotions were richer, my will was stronger and my smile was brighter.
Classic Quotations of Baby's Happy Growth (3) 35. A child is like a treasure; A child is like a drop of water; Children are like the roots of life.
36. Thinking about friendship in the process of growing up is lost, forgotten and lost. Perhaps it is accompanied by the inevitable insincerity in the process of growth, but how can you and I find a perfect answer about the destination of growth?
37. I wish my children health, intelligence, happiness and happy growth!
38. Parents, I am grateful for your kindness, and I will repay you with kindness. Learn skills well and be a person who contributes to society and mankind.
39. Growth is a ribbon woven with hope, which connects good memories with yearning. The happiness of growing up is the simplest and purest kind of happiness, without any reason. This is a process of change, from simple to complex, from naive to mature. It is a joy when people's lives are constantly improving, and it is also an emotional expression from the heart.
40. Growth is like the sun hanging from the treetops, and the stone with cold light shines like a wise man.
4 1. Wish you health, happiness and happiness.
42. I wish my children healthy and happy development. The future is bright.
43. The sun is shining in July, and the party's kindness is endless. The growth of the party is a boat in the south lake, enriching the country and strengthening the people. People who govern for the people and live and work in peace and contentment laugh. The sons and daughters of all ethnic groups support the party, and the motherland's tomorrow will be even more brilliant.
44. If we don't need to consider external factors, I think it is a happier time to accompany our children and family.
45. To tell the truth, it's really not a taste for your mother to watch your little back get farther and farther away from her.
46. Sleeping with me and spending a day with me have become the theme song. Listening, the fragments of childhood came into view inexplicably, and the happy memories were filled with tears that I miss now!
47. I feel guilty every time I go out to eat without a doll. Always unconsciously by my side, I will miss you after a short separation, and I am used to this dependence and emotional sustenance. The new year is coming, I wish my little baby a healthy growth, and I wish my family and friends health and safety.
48. How lucky you are to meet such a lovely person!
49. No matter how lonely the world is, you must have me by your side.
50. Because of you, my world has become so messy and beautiful!
Humorous copy collection (50 sentences) describes the long-awaited love of girlfriends.
A humorous sketch describing the long-awaited love of girlfriends-1. I like you better than you like me
2. A lovelorn love, a difficulty, to what extent do you allow it to change you? Where did you let it take you? How do you deal with trade-offs? Everything depends on you.
3. I picked up life and death. The nine-year-old snow was lost. I picked up the West Lake at dusk. Seven-year-old Tibetan flowers appeared, and the boundless earth was reserved as a souvenir. The five-year-old sand sea seemed cold-faced. I looked back with a sigh. It's been three years since the dust settled, and I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep for two years I'll see you again eventually. You gave him a lifetime of prosperity. A few years later, will he still stay here to respond to your thoughts? 20 15, waiting for the spirit to return, about ten years, I finally sacrificed many people's thoughts to keep it.
I eloped with him to the ends of the earth, and our love was perfect.
For love, women are often experts, while men are always amateurs.
6. Everything you meet is providence, and everything you have is luck. I hope someone will give you calm love and accompany you to see the flowing scenery.
7. You have realized all my romantic possibilities, and I hope this happy road has no end.
I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you.
9. It is not the most beautiful, but it is the most suitable for you, but you should maintain it for life.
10. The biggest secret in morality is love.
1 1. You should laugh, but you can't even maintain a far-fetched smile.
12. Carry love to the end. Maybe everyone is thinking about what love is. How to get to the end? I think I know that love never ends.
13. You pushed me to refuel, and you held me to make me "ok without hard support".
14. People live for love, which is the essence of life.
15. Isn't love a balance between greed and fear? The more you want to possess, the easier it is to lose. Love is the balance between trying to possess and trying to avoid losing.
16. Either don't start or live forever.
17. A woman remembers a man for a long time, perhaps because of a song, a dance and a promise. Men will remember a woman for a long time, not because of a song, a dance or even a promise.
A humorous copy describes my best friend 18' s long-awaited love. If I can't find a suitable umbrella, I'd rather stay in the rain.
19. Why did Cupid's arrow shoot at the heart? It's to remind us that true love sometimes hurts.
20. There are too many things in life that people don't like. See clearly, understand, are asking for it.
2 1. Everything will be fresh tomorrow.
22. Sometimes, I just want someone to hug me quietly.
23. Be a loving woman. Find a lover, your last man. You love, love you, sincerely, together. Respect your choice, see through your bluff, be considerate of your loneliness, protect your self-esteem and sympathize with your vulnerability. Kindness, integrity, masculinity in the bones, congenial; Don't seek sweet words, just seek good character and good temper; I don't want to be handsome and rich, I just want to have a smart mind and be self-motivated; Don't need a car, don't need a house, you can go to the kitchen together, you can wander together, and you can accompany him to shape your own ten-mile foreign market. Thoughtful and loving, you are his only woman, the last woman. Let you pamper in every way, give you love and grow old together.
24. She looked for love, and then found that love has always been a thousand turns of work.
25. A man's biggest failure is to make his woman cry and let other men coax him.
26. I have many reasons to give up on you, but I chose to stay; And you have many reasons to stay, but you choose to give up on me.
27. In life, we should not only have a leisurely attitude, but also have the belief of going forward bravely.
28. Expectation is today, expectation is tomorrow, and expectation consists of fantasy and time. But the future is different. The future depends on our own hands.
29. The best love is the company of two people. Don't bind, don't entangle, don't possess, don't rush to dig meaning from each other, it is doomed to failure. It should be, the two of us, standing side by side, looking at this lonely world.
30. The person who needs you is the person you need.
3 1. Love is like a joke. You laugh at your tears and hurt yourself.
32. If you want something, don't make a wish and wait. Life is too short to wait.
I am enjoying my heartache and happiness in an unknown world. And numb.
34. I don't know why, tears will flow unconsciously.
Describe the humorous copy that girlfriends have been waiting for for a long time. 35. I dreamed that you were crying, and I woke up sadly.
36. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a kind of happiness that is accompanied by you; There is a yearning called longing; There is an idiom called "yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn".
However, in any case, since you have chosen love, you should have no regrets. Even if the result is not satisfactory, learn to let go, let go.
38. Southerners love northern food, while northern men and southern women love it. The same love in different regions, together for a long time, love is always sweet. Friend, you don't have to wait, you don't have to hesitate, you dare to love if you dare to think, you don't have to care about its geographical restrictions, because time waits for no one, you dare to say love.
39. We agreed to grow old together. You can't bake oil secretly.
40. I turned down everyone's favor just to wait for an uncertain future.
4 1. As long as I see you, the worst is enough.
42. Countless helplessness is exchanged for a lifetime of infatuation.
43. If one day, you are tired and you are tired, as long as you turn around, my smile will be in front of you.
44. Love can make another noble person fall, and it can also make a fallen person become noble.
45. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Just know, originally just want to listen to the familiar voice.
46. People who know you will love you in the way you need. People who don't understand you will love you in the way they need. For those who don't understand you, he loves hard and you suffer.
47. Everyone says that I spoil you, but you say that I have never spoiled you.
48. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.
49. Always secretly write down your name in the corner of the book, then giggle, and then erase it in a panic.
50. My shallowest miss is nothing more than looking up at the sky with you.
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