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Abnormal in "normal"

Some things that we take for granted are as natural as breathing, so naturally that we stop thinking about what it should be.

Work overtime every day.

The labor contract clearly stipulates that there are five working days in a week, and the working time of a working day is 8 hours.

However, as long as you step into the boundaries of the company and start sitting in front of the work station, the work seems to become a ghost, which goes hand in hand. When it's time to get off work, people who are ready to get off work see neat colleagues who are working hard around them:

1. I don't know if I have the wrong time.

2. Will you go or not? Soul torture.

Let's see if the bosses are still here ... so, or later?

4.(//? //) I really want to say in my heart-why do people hurt each other?

When I finish my work and leave on time, will the boss think that my work is not saturated?

6. Everyone is here, practicing collectivism, muddling along by themselves and leaving later.

7. I have too much work and I am arranged to go to work after work, which is very helpless.

There are people who go water skiing. There are too many things. Everyone gets off work late and has their own ideas. They always feel that a "migrant worker" is not a qualified "migrant worker" unless it is related to "overtime" ... This environment is really abnormal, and everyone knows that it is abnormal. After the mouth addiction, the behavior is still "connivance" and no one goes.

Except for an emergency, nothing can't be finished on time as planned. It is unreasonable to work overtime all the year round. There are emergencies every day? If an enterprise is dealing with emergencies every day, it is really not a good enterprise, so hurry up and withdraw.

Talk about other people's private affairs.

The topic we get together always revolves around other people's private affairs. The more secret the private matter, the more we like to talk about it. The more people know other people's private affairs, it's like having a key to open the magic door, which not only makes them the king of topics, but also creates a mysterious atmosphere, just like only people who listen to Ta know about this matter (in fact, everyone knows it) ... Why are people keen on "gossip"?

1. curious. Three people pretended that there was something in the sky and were looking up. The fourth person walks past them, and there is a high probability that he will also look at what the three people are looking at.

Don't allow yourself to be "ignorant". Like the above example, the fourth person thinks before looking up-what did they see that I didn't see? Did I miss anything wonderful?

It's similar to opening a blind box, no matter what is in the box, I will open it-there may be surprises.

Don't hitchhike, don't hitchhike. Since it is someone else's "private matter", everyone is listening, and I will listen to it by the way. Although it is not good, it is definitely not your own loss.

5. the construction of contempt chain-when a cerTain point of the topic protagonist is exploded, ta seems to be trampled under our feet, especially this person is originally high above. Humans like to watch other people's jokes and stumble at any time.

I really want to say-what's it to others? Of course, the title kings will also say, why should we say ours? Aren't you secretly listening to music when we are talking?

That's right. If we don't talk about human affairs, what are we talking about? Aren't other countries' affairs "gossip"? But there is still a difference between the description of facts and the description of objective facts. The other is that the starting point of description is different. What is the mind of those who gossip? The only topic is Wang. Many times, they really want to step on others and pull others to step on them. It's not good, it's really bad, but it's not a crime, it's really helpless, and everyone thinks there's nothing abnormal.