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A joke about being run over while driving.

You can start by pressing your feet, and there is basically no feeling.

The next step is to press your hand. You can put your hand on the mat, and there should be no problem after the wheel is crushed.

Then, you can lie on the ground and let the rear wheel of the car crush your abdomen. As long as it is crushed slowly, it should be nothing.

If you feel dissatisfied, you can lie in a straight line with the front wheel of the car, with your legs slightly apart, and let your wife step on the accelerator slowly. After the wheel reaches the belly, you can hit the direction from left to right.

Remember not to wear clothes when you do this, or you will get dirty.

Have a good time.