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A short and penetrating classic quotation: Only when you pour cold water on you will you know how cold it is, and when you are in trouble, you will know the truth.

1. Life is just like this, do it and cherish it. You will always be your own protagonist. Don't always play a supporting role in other people's dramas.

2. It is true that only a small number of people care about whether you are tired from flying. In fact, most people are not interested in whether you fly high or not. They are more concerned about whether you fall miserably, and then Pretend to care and give a like.

3. Society is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up are butts, looking down are smiling faces, and looking left and right are ears and eyes.

4. Don’t be too nice to one person, because you will eventually find that after a long time, that person will get used to it, and then take everything you do as a matter of course. In fact, you know very well that the most despicable thing is emotion, and the coldest thing is human heart.

5. When you are at the top, how many people look up to you; when you are at the bottom, how many people belittle you; when benefits are attracted, how many people follow you; when benefits are cut off, how many people abandon you.

6. Some people will not know how to rest unless they tire themselves to the extreme. You won’t find a way out until you hit rock bottom. All misfortunes are just because fate thinks you are too lazy and wants to help you.

7. Don’t think too highly of yourself, no one can leave this world; don’t think too low of yourself, you are the only one in this world. Everyone has his own mission in life. There is no need to compare with others, just live your life well.

8. Many people throw away their childhood and youth in exchange for something called achievement; many people throw away family ties and themselves to find something called love.

9. Working hard to make money every day sacrifices youth and health, but no matter how much money you make, you cannot buy back youth and health. Money is important, but it is not happiness.

10. Don’t be afraid of offending others. Everyone respects principled people. Times have changed, and good old guys are no longer popular. Having a temper is also a true temperament. Even if you swallow the words on your lips, it is mature, but speaking out what should be said is a kind of responsibility.

11. After a person experiences more true and false things, there will be less sour feelings, but he will become more and more silent, and he will become less and less willing to talk. If you experience too few setbacks, you will feel that trivial things are just worries!

12. Human nature is ugly and cannot stand the test. You think that those people you have helped will at least show compassion when you are in trouble, but often these people are the ones who are most likely to add insult to injury.

13. Don’t tell anyone your secrets without any scruples, because every time you reveal your heart, it may become a guide for others to poke at your weaknesses at some point in the future. .

14. Sand is waste, and cement is also waste, but when mixed together they become concrete, which is high-quality goods; rice is high-quality goods, and gasoline is also high-quality goods, but when mixed together they become waste. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a high-quality product or a waste, but who you hang out with is important!

15. Only when you pour cold water on your head do you know how cold it is, and you only know when you are in trouble. Time is like a mirror, and the original shape will appear over time. Who is fake enthusiasm and who is true emotion. When disaster strikes, some people turn around and leave; at critical moments, someone lends a helping hand.

16. I have an apple and I will give you half of it. This is friendship. I only take one bite and leave the rest to you. This is love. I didn't eat a bite and gave it all to you. Those are your parents. I hide and tell others that I am hungry too, this is society.

17. People with a good mouth walk fast on the road of life, but they are easy to go astray; people with a good heart walk slowly at the beginning, but they walk upright and straight, so they may not necessarily have a good mouth. People reach their goals in life faster than people with good intentions.

18. Learn to be alone, no one will protect you as a treasure. Learn to be independent, stop bothering others blindly, and do your own thing. Learn to be ruthless, get rid of those who should get out, and keep those who should stay. Learn to grow up and stop being so willful. Learn to forget and not live in the past time.

19. One day you will know: You can’t buy people’s hearts with people, and you can’t get deep affection by being serious. In this world, there are always ungrateful people and ungrateful hearts. Not everyone can be trusted, and not everyone is willing to be sincere.

20. If you are good, you will be envied by others, but if you are not, people will look down upon you; if you are more open-minded, they will say you are coquettish; if you are more conservative, they will say you are pretending; if you are honest, people will say you are stupid; if you are smart, they will say you are traitorous; If you are cold, people will say you are arrogant; if you are enthusiastic, people will say you are wasteful; if you walk in the front, you will get slapped, but if you walk behind, you will have no share; in short, no matter how good you are, someone will find fault with you. This is it: reality. Only when you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is; only when you have been in love can you know how strong it is

1. I was ashamed when we first met, but now we are red-eyed when we part.

2. Your name, with its horizontal, vertical, cursory and angular shapes, can just fill the gap in my chest.

3. Maybe you haven't had enough, but I have already waited enough.

4. I knew that your signature was not written for me, but I deceived myself and signed it.

5. The only highlight of my little life is meeting you. It seems that no matter how many people I meet later, they are all to tell me how good you are.

6. What you want to forget is not the memory, you just want to forget the person in the memory.

7. Only when you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is; only when you have been in love can you know how strong it is.

8. How many people's words wishing you happiness are hidden behind the words "I still love you, will you come back?"

9. Even if there is no return, even if I miss you deeply, I will still treat you as before, and the years will remain the same.

10. How many people deliberately turned off their mobile phones out of anger, only to find that there was nothing when they turned them on. They thought they were so important to them, only to realize in the end that they were a joke.

11. I hope that you will still be with me ten years from now, and that I will bury you in my grave a hundred years from now.

12. I have forgotten many things, but I have never forgotten to love you.

13. Being accommodated by countless people you don't like is never worth a little love from the person you like.

14. None of your praised beauty is as good as the first time I met you.

15. It is impossible to hide liking someone, just like the sunrise and sunset, the sea rises and recedes, it is such a natural thing, even if you try your best to hide it, your gentle eyes have already told the world: you like him.

16. Happiness probably means that the person you like to stick to will never find you annoying.

17. I am willing to trade a lifetime of luck for the right person.

18. There is no winning or losing in love, only love or not. If you love, you should love happily, if you don't love, just forget about it.

19. It turns out that the love in my eyes is just a joke in your eyes.

20. Sometimes, your words can make me think about it for several days; sometimes, your words can make me disappointed for several days. This is caring. Only when Hu Shi was drunk did he know how strong the wine was, and only when he was in love did he know how important it was

Hu Shi’s original name was Si Zhi, and his courtesy name was Shi Zhi. He has served as president of Peking University, dean of the Academia Sinica in Taiwan, and ambassador of the Republic of China to the United States. He was the first scholar to advocate vernacular literature and new poetry, and had a profound impact on modern Chinese history.

Hu Shi had a wide range of interests and rich writings. He conducted in-depth research in many fields such as literature, philosophy, history, textual criticism, education, ethics, and red studies. He is the author of "History of Vernacular Literature", "Cun of Hu Shi", "Collection of Attempts", "Outline of the History of Chinese Philosophy" and other books.

I also don’t want to miss lovesickness,

I can avoid the pain of lovesickness.

After thinking about it carefully several times,

I am willing to miss the pain.

—— "Tune the Parasitic Chazi"

Only after you have been drunk can you know the strength of the wine, and only after you have loved can you know the depth of the wine. You can't make my poems, just as I can't make your dreams.

—— "Dreams and Poems"

I gradually understood that the most disgusting thing in the world is an angry face; the most obscene thing in the world is an angry face. Showing it to others is even worse than being beaten or scolded.

——"My Mother"

To put it simply, money worship has only three creeds: First, you must be able to earn a living. Second, don’t steal other people’s food. Third, you must be able to think of ways to open up a way out so that others can have a chance to earn a living.

——"What Can We Do"

Don't be afraid of the endless truth, but you will be happy every inch you advance. Even if you are driving an old shabby car, as long as you are moving forward, with an occasional breeze, this is happiness.

The meaning of life lies not in why we are alive, but in how we live. If you are willing to bury this six-foot body in daydreaming, that is the meaning of your life. If you cheer up and be determined to seek the meaning of life and create the meaning of your own life, then every day you live will have meaning, and every thing you do will add meaning. Life is endless, and the meaning of life is also endless.

—— "What's the Meaning of Life"

If you want to see the civilization of a country, you only need to examine three things: first, look at how they treat their children; second, look at how they treat their children. How to treat women; third, look at how they use their leisure time.

Spend one hour every day reading 10 pages of useful books, and you can read more than 3,600 pages of books every year, and read 110,000 pages of books in 30 years. 110,000 pages are enough to make you a scholar. However, reading three tabloids every day will cost you one hour; four rounds of mahjong will cost you another hour. What about the tabloids? Or playing mahjong? Or should you strive to be a scholar? ——Quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes. Life depends on the use of fragmented time, and a little makes a lot!

All the things I did yesterday have become who I am today. Don’t think about it, let alone grieve, how you will harvest and plant from now on.

Some people say that China has three evils: opium, stereotyped writing and small feet. In fact, there is a fourth evil in China: Mahjong. At that time, there were 1 million mahjong tables in the country. Playing eight rounds of mahjong every day for half an hour would consume 4 million hours, equivalent to a loss of 167,000 days. The winning and losing of money and the expenditure of energy are not included. We have traveled all over the world, but have we ever seen any progressive nation or civilized country willing to waste time and industry like this? Sentences that touch people's hearts: Love is informed, only drunk is drunk

1. Not contacting you is because your indifference hurts me, not taking the initiative because I can't move you at all.

2. My temper has always come and gone quickly. I have a clear distinction between love and hate, and I will never pretend. If you don't like it, stay away from it, if you like it, stick to it, and if you really can't catch it, don't force it to stay.

3. Time will take you to the right person. Please love yourself first. Then that person, who doesn’t know where he is yet, will come to pick you up.

4. There are many things in life that you don’t want to do but have to do. This is responsibility; there are many things in life that you want to do but can’t do. This is destiny.

5. My lover does not need to be judged by others. Since it is my choice, he is the best in my heart.

6. Occasionally I miss my childhood, when I didn’t know what it was like to be sad, didn’t have to bear blame, didn’t have my heart broken for others, and didn’t know the hardships of the world.

7. I am no longer a little girl. I will no longer believe that a prince charming will suddenly appear one day and bring me a lifetime of happiness. But I firmly believe that two ordinary people meet by chance and gradually become inseparable from each other. No matter what happens, the two people will face it together. When you are tired after get off work, I will make you a cup of coffee. If it thunders and rains at night, if you hold me, I will not be afraid. I think that is the happiness I want.

8. The so-called love is companionship, not much else.

9. In life, you need to constantly dust off the soul, self-examination, self-blame, self-enlightenment, self-respect...

10. Always keep your dreams , you never know when you will need them.

11. Being soft-hearted is an unfair kind of kindness. It helps others when you have wronged yourself, but every time you compromise, you are regarded as a fool. Along the way, we have fed many heartless people with our kindness. Life is short, and we just want to be nice to everyone around us. Maybe others think we are smart, but we are not stupid either. We can pretend to be stupid, but don’t think that we are really stupid and there is no need to expose it.

12. No matter how you hide your feelings, the person you think of when listening to the song is the one you love the most.

13. Emotions are the floating soil buried on all truths. If they are not cleaned up, the truth will not be exposed.

14. Sometimes the reason why you lose value in his heart is because he knows that you like him.

15. Knowledge is important only after you have loved, only after you have been drunk will you know the strength of wine.

16. To live a beautiful life requires great patience, one without complaining and the other without explanation.

17. Happiness is not about getting everything you want, but enjoying everything you have.

18. Never break four things in your life: trust, relationship, promise and heart, because when they are broken, there will be no sound, but it will be extremely painful.

19. Life is a kind of endurance, we must learn to support ourselves.

20. If you are in a bad mood, listen to less sad songs. When you are hungry, find food by yourself. If you are afraid of the dark, turn on the light. If you want, make money and buy it. Even if life gives you all kinds of obstacles, There is no need to magnify your difficulties with pretentiousness.

21. The memories you left for me are like rainbows. I opened my hands, but only embraced the wind.

Twenty-two, love is so uneasy and hurts so thoroughly. You never know how uncomfortable it is when the person who loves you thinks about you.

23. Memories can really turn a person into a psychopath. One second, the corner of his mouth was still slightly raised, but this second, his eyes are moist.

24. If you don’t have money, just work hard to earn it; if you don’t have a background, you can create a world with your own hands. Don’t complain about being tired if you have nothing, because you don’t deserve it!

25. People are far stronger than they think, especially when you look back, you will find that you have taken a road that you never thought of.

26. Don’t regret it. The road you choose is your own. Whatever you walk through or miss is your own wish.

27. I also hope that I am a docile person who knows how to rely, but you have to know that once a girl goes through too many hardships alone, she will increasingly feel that not having a man is actually no big deal.

28. I hope you have a good night. Look out your window to enjoy the delightful view of the sunrise and the peaceful stars in the sky before bed.

29. There is always a period of time in life that is full of uneasiness, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

30. Forgiveness does not mean forgetting or pardoning, but letting go of oneself.