What are the funny words now? Please give me Martians.

When I was a child, I bowed my head and went to the ravine. I always thought it was my head, like a Millennium ravine. Someone once listened to it for a thousand years, female ghost.

At that time, the ending song of the super variety show: Goodbye, Goodbye, Meeting in front of the color screen ... sounded like: Meeting in the morgue ~ ~ Later, it was estimated that the audience had too much opinions and changed it to "Meeting in Applause".

Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? At the beginning of the credits, it says, Ah, the show has started! After listening for a long time, I always thought he said, ah, wild boar shit!

Jigongshang: Where there is injustice, there is no me. Yes, where the ground is uneven, of course there will be nests. The phrase "descendants of the dragon" shines forever. At first, I couldn't understand it anyway. I have always heard that it will always be two years later, and I have always wondered why it must be two years later.

How many good sisters do you have? There is a sentence in it, why did every girl marry a drop of tears? How should I listen? That's why every sister has to marry a human!

After the performance, the leader took the stage to hold the beautiful Mongolian actress's hand and asked her name. The actress said excitedly, Maragabi.

Correspondence between wife and husband (hilarious)

Dear wife:

Are you okay at home?

It's been 38 hours and 37 minutes since we were angry, and it's still 4 hours 2 1 minute short of the record of your running away from home. I know you're waiting for me to apologize to you, and I'm going to do the same, but I hope you can stick to it and create a new high in your escape history!

I'm fine at home, please don't miss it. Although you have the passbook, you don't have to worry about my financial resources, because I still have a supplementary credit card in my hand. Credit cards are very convenient to use. I have bought five shirts, seven pairs of underwear and twelve pairs of socks. It is estimated that one set will last until you come back every day. A famous brand is a famous brand, although it is a little expensive. ...

You don't have to worry about my food. I've tried it in seven newly opened sprinklers. Hairtail, hemp stalk and pig head are three. They are afraid of me alone and accompany me every day, but they try their best to order good food and wine. I can't help it You know I'm proud.

What bothers me most is the new woman who moved across the street. She comes to borrow vinegar and garlic almost every day. But don't worry, I will never make a mistake. You must have confidence in me in this respect. As for the flowers and plants at home, I want them to adapt to the desertification environment as soon as possible and never water them, which is conducive to their species evolution.

By the way, did our Mimi accompany you back to your parents' house? It's been two days. You don't have to worry that my two lovely brothers-in-law will come to me on impulse to do something irrational. I invited them to dinner yesterday and told them a little thing between us. After listening, they took my hand and cried and said, "Brother-in-law, it's really hard for you!" " Yun Yun "I've come to pick you up and apologize to you, but you can stay at your parents' house for a period of time,' visit home often', and the old people need you, too.

Ps: If you don't come back tomorrow, Bing Bing will treat me to pizza and I will go. Anyway, being idle is also idle, and it is not good to always refuse others. After all, they are colleagues in the same unit.

Goodbye!