I don't know Wu Bai well, but his brother knows me well.

1, half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry, be kind to women and be casual to men.

2. Do the leaves leave because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree's non-retention?

Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Anyone who touches my brother will strip his clothes!

What people fear most is not death, but regret.

The night has given me black eyes, but I want to wear them for Bosch & Lomb.

6. I have thought about it. If you have a son, you will be a robber, and if you have a daughter, you will be a princess.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

8. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, isn't love a good ending?

9. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

10, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

1 1, God is in charge, they go to their boss Jade Emperor to punch in every day.

12, playboy: put your mind and time into it.

13, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

14, Nu Wa shoots every day.

15, spending money is better than not spending money.

17. My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say I'm a Jianghu person.

18, I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

19, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

20. I am an actor, and my eyes turn when I see beautiful mm.

2 1, I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

22. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

23. Whoever controls history will control the future; Whoever controls the present will control the history.

24. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

25. Life is so fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

A leopard cannot change his spots, but a leopard cannot change his spots. Anyone can have two hundred and fifty.

Men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ.

Dear, stand in front of me and block the world for me.

Life is nothing more than smiling at others, just making others smile.

Don't look at your lifelong regret, look at your lifelong regret.

Quotations from Ren Lei: Give me the music quickly. How can it be reliable if you don't give it to me?

If there is only one bite of porridge in the future, you drink it first, and then I lick the bowl clean.

Women are good at makeup, men are good at camouflage.

Fish live in the tears of water, but die in the arms of the chopping board.

You laugh that I am different from you, and I laugh that you are all the same.

Dude's psychological quality is good, just like no psychological quality.

You walk in the Jianghu, so the Jianghu is polluted by you.

You see how lovely Castle Peak is. It is estimated that Castle Peak will collapse! classic quotations

A leopard cannot change his spots. Anyone can be 250.

Uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be careful of your false teeth.

The person I despise most is the person who despises others.

Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

People are not cruel and can't stand still! People are not damaged, not standard! People are not bad, they die quickly.

It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

Don't follow me, I don't want to be your pioneer; And don't walk in front of me. I don't want to be a follower.

Brain damage is not terrible, what is terrible is brain damage and determination!

The sky is falling, you take it first and I'll find the stick.

Life is a big market, people buy this and sell that.

Classic sentence: drink a cup of pigeon soup every day and be a peace-loving person.

It's always hard to be late and leave early when it's sunny or rainy.

My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

I am your real levity, and you are my vigorous shallowness.

It is really popular at home, and it is an essential medicine for swearing and fighting.

As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.

So what if there are no men! There is also a hot water bottle that can warm my bed.

Since life is a book, it is not worth making a fuss about a few typos.

Funny Quotations-Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the zoo.

Drinking beer can cure Romania. Believe it or not, people without beer bellies are hunchbacked.

Non-mainstream, I gave him to you, you are not qualified to show off with me.

Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

At that time, the feelings were complicated and I couldn't say clearly.

It's ridiculous that you still play with me now that we're separated.

It's spring, and it's time to fall in love.

Give up one thing and find another thing to replace it.

Don't treat yourself as dispensable because of the so-called man.

It's not that I don't care, I care too much.

Are you happy to play me like a fool?

Love can't be together, I'd rather you hate me.

After the lowest point in life, the rest are happy.

The world is too messy, and many people are too assholes.

When I miss you, have you ever thought about me?

On the bus, the passengers shouted: Master, get off. The driver replied: Don't worry, Bajie.

How long will it take to say that Russia is happy like the sea?

When I miss you, I will look up and smile, you know?

The problem is not distance, but distance is definitely a problem.

For all the pain of love, for all the pain of hate.

I gave him to you. You have no right to show off with me.

If I really disappear from your world, will you face up to your heart?

Rebellion is due to immaturity, and maturity is due to experience.

You'll never know me. I'm just crazy.

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1 person, with black eyes and red heart. But the eyes turned black and there was a red heart.

Always remember that you are a lady and then fight like a man.

I will leave school in another month. Maybe some people are strangers after many years, but I will never forget the wonderful time we spent together at school.

People who are capable and willful will also be capable and strong.

In class, the teacher suddenly said, don't talk when you sleep, but wake up when you talk.

From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

There is always a song that makes you fall into deep memories.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

Where you fall, you get up. You always fall down there. I suspect there is a pit!

/Miss 10/0, is this the hometown of fireworks? I buy fireworks.

1 1 It's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

12 The biggest fear is that I told you with joy, but you simply replied: Oh!

13 days, if you are passionate, you will die early, live a great life and die under the flowers.

14 I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

15 people go high, as long as they are not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.

16 I am most afraid that you will miss another woman in my arms.

17 If there is no mutual understanding and trust, one day you will want to strangle me, and I will want to strangle you.

Classmate 18, I will return the tea eggs I owe you next semester.

19 Who can touch me? I will give you my life!

You can tell if you are a handsome boy by cutting a flat head, and if you remove makeup, you can know if you are a beautiful woman.

2 1 It's spring, and the male dog is in heat, and you are no exception.

When I was 22, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.