Ask for a humorous joke. {Why are you always so busy}? For girls.

1. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

I have not only a car, but also my own!

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!

6. The mirror always reflects light!

7. Is there a P for handsome? Maybe it was eaten by a pawn!

8. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong!

9. Relax, I'm not a good person. ......

10. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!

1 1. Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!

12. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!

13. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

14. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

15. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

16. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

17. Hey, say what should be said and whisper what shouldn't be said.

18. Can you say stealing about scholars?

19. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

20. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

2 1. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

22. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough. ...

24. Two heads are better than one, and one is Zhuge Liang.

25. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

26. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

27. A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let's go to the restaurant. It's on me.-the hose.

28. See if there is anything left?

29. There is a dragon on my left and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist.

30. a: it's hard to swallow this evil spirit without paying.

B: Then how can I let you die?

3 1. There is a saying in Shushan, do it first, and learn from the endless sea to make porridge.

32. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

33. Did you do your homework?

B: Yes! Well, it's still warm under p shares ... do you want it? So you're here.

34. Who is sitting in the village today? He doesn't even clean the blackboard!

35. How much is this pair of shoes?

36. I was really blind at the beginning. ...

37. Is this blind man blind? Is that enough?