Translate English jokes into Chinese

Oh, hello, hello, how are you? Yes, yes, you have a virtual haircut here? Yes, yes, I'm going to Luigi. He's coming to give you a haircut. I-I Manuel, just ... stay there, um ... Luigi? Luigi? Ah, Louis! This is Manuel. Well, this person is the virtual hairstyle here. You'd better come up. Thanks, Manuel. I'm coming now. Well, well, he, he is here now, and at the same time, I will play music and guitar here, because this is where I am in the barber shop. Hmm. Ah, nice to meet you. Welcome to Stark's other barbershops and virtual hairstyles. I want to start the demonstration by moving to the right and picking up this bag. If you don't move for a second, I'll wrap this around your head, that's all. Head at the top of the bag, now I put down the bag. Let's leave now. The only reason I do this is because all these high-end barbershops do it. Listen to me and leave you here. Wash your hands quickly. Manuel, can you get the door? Um ... it's ... yeah. Ah, thank you, Manuel. Let me wash my hands here. Please wait for me for a few seconds. Ah, let's go. Ah, yes, as I said, all we do is listen with your head. We have two microphones, one on both sides of your head and the other in the same position in your left and right ears. Your brain is doing all the work, telling you where the sound comes from. Ok, I'll get the scissors. All right, use Sharp. Now, I'll start cutting. Put the scissors close to your ear, very close to your right ear. Follow me. I'll move the back of my head, my left ear and the top of my head. Ok, now, you can achieve the same effect and a better electric razor. Let me put it near your right ear first. Is it perfect? On the back, around you, I think it's beautiful. Manuel, what do you think? Hmm? What? Hmm. Wow. Yes, yes, it looks great, Luigi. You are doing very well. Ah, thank you very much. Manuel is too fast. Now, when I walk around, I just want to tell you that when I walk around the room, your ability to hear where I am again is just the amazing ability of your brain to calculate tiny differences or hint at sound intensity and arrival time from two open ears. Compared with other hearing instruments, only one digital algorithm denies that the body appears in the ear and completely recovers these differences. This algorithm is called … and so on. Ok, thank you very much. Thank you for stopping Stark's virtual barber shop. Goodbye.

Translated into Japanese as:

ぁぁぁぁこんにちは, こんにちは, ぉは.はい、そうです、そうです。 ぁんたはこを⾮だったのだろぅか.はい、そうです、そうです。 ぃぃでしょぅはくだったルィが. Come on, let's talk. Let's talk about it Privately supplement the official. -Private. ただをそこにしてぅんルィですか? ルィですか? あルイ! ここは Manuel だったぅんこのはここの𝖎スタ ぁぇてよかっです.ウェルカム? ツー? リグリー, コスダックののとスィル. Play, carry and pick up the bag. もしぁなたはただぃゃぃけなぃし123836438 at. All right, let's go. Private, unique, unique, unique, unique, unique, unique, unique, unique, unique, unique. だってここでぁなたをれてもすぐを. Assistant officer, former officer? うん…はい…うん。 ぁりがとぅござぃますです Manuel. Do it by hand. Do it by hand. Do it by hand. Let's take a few seconds. ぁきましょぅぁそぅだ, personal words ったんだすべだ. Servant, servant, private, travel, clippers, boats, ears, boats and boats. はぃ, これでぁなたをできるものとじ1. Right, private, personal, etc. ぁなたはぃかがぉぇですかからのでは𞇣. What is this? What is this? うん。 わー。 そぅですそぅですはなしたルィが.ぁなたのなすたよぅなぃなぃをってぃる.あありがとうございます。 Good morning, Mrs Manuel. Now, personally, come back. ちょっとはただぁなたにぇたくてぁな. What?

Translated into French is:

Oh oh, hello, hello, how are you? Yes, yes, how is your hairstyle? Yes, yes, I like Luigi. He sat on the loveseat. I am Trevor Manuel, but I am not. Lester Luigi? Uh, okay. Luigi? Louis. ! Manuel ici. His hairstyle is great. Oh, my god Thank you. I'm glad. Good, it will arrive soon. I want to listen to music, guitarist and his made hairstyle. Uh, okay. Ah, I'm glad to meet you. Welcome to this beautiful place. I want to make a comment on the issue of rights, because I am the representative of sac. If you don't leave in one second, you're finished. At sacs, now, je les. For me, this is a real reason, because it is the best reason. You're done. I left the main lake. Manuel, you know what? Uh ... yeah ... yeah, good. I ask you to remember! Manuel. I want to eat the main meal, but I want to eat. I'll simply tell you that in a few seconds. Ah, Arons-y. Ah, yes, come on, let's. Hello, goodbye. We have two microphones, two first and two second. When you wake up, you hear a sound. Ok, I see. Sharp, etc. ? In this case, what I want to say is that we will soon be on the road to reconciliation, guys. What I want to say is that this is a process of correcting the movement. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Ok, today, you will get more votes. I know where you are going, because where are you going? When he and his power are getting bigger and bigger, I feel more and more sad. < Table 7-6 >; Emanuel Women's Organization? Yeah, okay? What? Uh, okay. Vader Yes, yes, Luigi Sem is admirable. Your work is very good. I ask you to remember! . Manuel Trop Vitter. If I say, I hope you have a better answer, or I say that there is a clear or implied difference in my room, in two intensities and two directions. Other tools and managers, one or more algorithm teams, these oreilles, these differences are reorganized. These algorithms are related to names … and so on. Ok, please remember, Mr. President, please remember your hairstyle and hairstyle. fictitious/virtual