A short and interesting sketch

Name of the sketch: selling steamed buns and buying steamed buns on National Day.

Sketch scene: roadside.

Sketch props: selling steamed stuffed buns and tricycles. Six steamed buns.

Sketch appearance: Zhao Mingyang. Zhang Wang.

The opening of the sketch-

Zhang Wang riding a tricycle: two generations of love buns! Two generations of love buns! My steamed stuffed bun is a special secret recipe for Arabs, which ensures that you will feel dizzy immediately after eating it ... no, it is a coma.

Zhao Mingyang went over and said, I want six steamed buns, but ... there's no aspirin in them, is there?

Zhang Wang: What? Dead beer cream? My steamed stuffed bun has never drunk this brand of beer. Not an alcoholic, but also a poor drinker. Get drunk before you rest.

Zhao Mingyang: No wonder his face is wrinkled. No wonder it looks flat. Probably over sixty years old.

Zhang Wang: It will frighten you to death. I won an Oscar and a Nobel Prize in America. ...

Zhao Mingyang: Then where was your steamed stuffed bun born? What's your education?

Zhang Wang: I'm not its guardian, and I wasn't there when it was born. How should I know?

Zhao Mingyang: Poor guy, I grew up in an orphanage!

Zhang Wang: I have always supported it!

Zhao Mingyang: Isn't this the Virgin Mary?

Zhang Wang: Look, it just came out of the oven. It's steaming hot!

Zhao Mingyang looked at it carefully: Is it too low-grade fever?

Zhang Wang: I just had a fever, which means I am healthy and normal.

Zhao Mingyang: Have you just come back from the hospital?

Zhang Wang: My steamed stuffed bun didn't go to the hospital, didn't take medicine, didn't get an injection, and wasn't hospitalized.

Zhao Mingyang: Thank God, I'm glad I'm not sick.

Zhang Wang: But I have just been to obstetrics and gynecology.

Zhao Mingyang was surprised: Huh? ! Pregnant?

Zhang Wang: The doctor said there was nothing wrong. This is a false alarm.

Zhao Mingyang: I said, why do you look so fat?

Zhang Wang: At first, I thought the same as you. I also thought it was a sign before pregnancy. Anyway, it's nausea, nausea, acid craving and so on.

Zhao Mingyang: Why do I think you are my doctor? Am I pregnant?

Zhang Wang: This is all a doctor's misdiagnosis. You can buy a hundred steamed buns at will, which are delicious in color, flavor and taste, which is equivalent to a full banquet in Manchu and Han dynasties.

Zhao Mingyang: A hundred steamed buns? Either dying or pregnant.

Zhang Wang: Don't be afraid. My steamed stuffed bun is a first-class anti-terrorism elite and can protect you for life.

Zhao Mingyang: Why not a second-rate anti-corruption elite?

Zhang Wang: At least I don't want him to become a corrupt person, otherwise I will definitely educate him when I get home.

Zhao Mingyang: Like father, like son.

Zhang Wang: Thank you for your compliment! Buy some steamed bread, Jianghu first aid!

Zhao Mingyang: Am I the Savior? Well, I'll risk my life to buy some.

Zhang Wang gave Zhao Mingyang six steamed stuffed buns: Only mothers are good in the world, and children with mothers are like babies. Where can I find happiness without my mother's arms? ……

Zhao Mingyang: I will let your steamed stuffed bun sleep in my stomach.

Zhang Wang: I just don't know when to go home to visit my relatives. Come back and meet me.

Zhao Mingyang: It has been sold to me, and I will be its guardian from now on!

Zhang Wang sang emotionally: Come back, come back, wanderer. ...

Zhao Mingyang: Don't worry, I won't go abroad for some time. I have been staying at home and I am not going anywhere.

Zhang Wang: Son, don't say that I lost six children at a time because of cruelty, but I'm not afraid, because there will be more children in the future.

Zhao Mingyang pointed to the steamed stuffed bun and said, Have you ... weighed it? How many Jin?

Zhang Wang: When it was born, it didn't have time to get a birth certificate and didn't even drink its mother's milk.

Zhao Mingyang: I want to know how you care.

Zhang Wang: It's good that I can raise it so big. What about you? After buying it back, I still eat it bit by bit. Look, what an obedient child!

Zhao Mingyang: I'll treat it well when I get back!

Zhang Wang: My steamed stuffed bun is my specialty. Today, when I make money, I will go back to eat abalone, shark's fin and lobster. Anyway, I will eat them every day.

Zhao Mingyang: You sell steamed bread just to eat those expensive dishes?

Zhang Wang: You are not my wife. Why do you care about my private life?

Zhao Mingyang: Yes, the steamed stuffed bun I bought also has a private life, so it's none of your business anyway.

Zhang Wang: Enjoy it. If you can burp after eating, it means it is absolutely delicious.

Zhao Mingyang muttered, I don't know ... Is it unsanitary?

Zhang Wang heard it clearly: Don't worry, I have read them books on health care at home, and I have to recite the scriptures once a day. It is estimated that my ears will be cocooned.

Zhao Mingyang: But will they understand?

Zhang Wang: If you don't understand, you must understand, or I will throw them away and don't want them anymore.

Zhao Mingyang was dumbfounded and said, how awesome!

Zhang Wang: Of course, if you do something wrong, you must be severely criticized. How can you tolerate the gradual deterioration of children? Absolutely not, absolutely not!

Zhao Mingyang: Anyway, even if you do something wrong, you should be gentle. Also ... Is it a boy or a girl?

Zhang Wang: Oh, I really don't see that you still have a backward concept of son preference.

Zhao Mingyang: If it's a woman, I'm worried about whether I will become a woman immediately after eating.

Zhang Wang: Huh? !

End of sketch