Let’s refresh ourselves with a cold joke

Let’s refresh ourselves with a cold joke

1. A certain day when the war was in full swing, the leader of the guild came to the front line of the prairie to boost morale?

The leader of the guild asked: How is the situation?

The archer of the group reported: Report to the leader! There is an archer from Baisos next to the tent 20 meters ahead, but his The accuracy is terrible. I have ejaculated many times in the past few days and never hit anyone.

After hearing this, the group leader asked: Since the enemy archer was found, why not kill him?

The group member archer said: Report to the group leader! Okay, don’t you want to? Let them change to a more accurate one?

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2. Soldiers: ? Thirsty? Thirsty

Cao Cao: ? Everyone, hold on a little longer! I I have been to this place before, and I remember that there is a plum forest nearby. If you walk for a while, you may be there?

Soldiers: ?Oh. . There are some plums to eat. . . . oh. . . . ?

Half an hour later? Cao Ren: ? Lord! The expedition team found a lot of water! ?

Cao Cao: ? Hahahaha, did you hear that? Finally there is water to drink. ?

Soldiers: ? Don’t go? We must find Meizi

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3. A certain girls’ school is haunted.

One day I met Xiaohong.

The ghost said: School girl. . . You see. . . I have no feet. . . I have no feet. . .

Xiao Hong: What’s that? Senior sister, look, I have no breasts, I have no breasts.

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