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How far can people dig?
In an era when we can only buy a box lunch of ten dollars here, my colleagues can actually eat a box lunch of five dollars. The 10-yuan box lunch is a vegetarian meal, so that he can barely eat. My job is manual labor, and I have no strength to work if I don't have enough to eat. My colleagues are actually vegetables and rice, and often work halfway, with little strength.
I have a good relationship with him. Would it be better to simply buy him food and let him eat his stomach? When I forgot to give him the food I bought, the man told me to be thrifty and not to waste food casually, as if I were a good man and wrong.
At the same time, I often avoid participating in group activities, which can save necessary expenses. Even if I attend the party for free, I don't want to owe anyone. I explained to him that the unit leader would treat him and would not ask him for money. He also asked for a long time, afraid of being cheated.
My colleague is not bad-hearted and works hard, but he is very critical of himself. He needs to go to the activity by bus. Just to save money, but in order to save more than one yuan, he inquired about the bus that had not passed, which harmed a large group of us. He waited for him for more than a few hours before arriving. Later, when asked, he was confused.
Ask him why he can call me on his cell phone so that we can find him. He said that in order to save the telephone bill, my friend was stingy with himself. When he appears in the disaster area to donate money or his colleagues need help, he never skimps on money. He will try his best to help if he can.
Cherishing each other's meeting is the best reward for meeting. WeChat official account: "Let the past drift with the wind."
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