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Who knows when you feel uncomfortable, and you didn’t put a sanitary napkin on your face?
Introduction: My friend told me very disappointedly: "I dreamed that I was having an affair and my wife discovered it." I advised him: "It's okay, dreams and reality are opposites." He asked again: "Then what should reality be?" I answered him casually: "The reality is that your wife is having an affair, and you didn't find out. . ”
1. My brother brought a group of friends home for dinner. After a while, my brother mysteriously went to the kitchen and said to his mother who was cooking: “One of them may be your future daughter-in-law.” Mom. Without even raising his head, he said, "It's the one in the white skirt, right?" The younger brother said in surprise, "Mom, you are so amazing, how could you tell?" My mother said calmly, "Because among these people, the one who annoys me the most is She."
2. A man got drunk at a class reunion and got into a taxi. After a while, he said to the master: "Master, why do you think I can't control myself when I drink a little bit? Where's the lower body? ""Hey, as a man, it's normal to just drink and have fun." The male classmate said, "No, Master, I peed on your car."
3. A woman went to the master and asked: "Master, why did my husband cheat on me?" "Eat this cake first." "Yeah." "Is it delicious?" "It's delicious." "I still want it. Want a piece?" "I think you know why your husband cheated." "I know, because he is greedy and never knows how to be satisfied."
4. A girls’ school is haunted. One day I met Xiaohong. The ghost said: School girl. . . You see. . . I have no feet. . . I have no feet. . . Xiaohong: What’s that? Senior sister, look, I have no breasts, I have no breasts.
5. Have dinner with a couple in the evening. The woman was pregnant. As she spoke, she glanced at her pot-bellied husband bitterly, touched her belly and said, "My child, your father should really be pregnant with you. Your mother's belly is just an affordable housing. Your father That’s a big apartment!” My husband patted his trembling belly and smiled bitterly: “That’s the building area, the oil stall is too big, and the living area is not much.”
6. A friend said: “This is. For more than ten years, I have worked hard to copy every exam. For what reason? Is it for myself? Is it not to improve the average score of the class, for the face of the teacher, for the evaluation of the grade director, and for the principal? The Education Bureau is very embarrassed at every meeting. I feel terrified every time and am covered in sweat. Did I say a single word of complaint? What else do you want from me when you are so selfless!”
7. One-day roommate I bought a few packs of edamame (one pack after another) and I was eating them while he went out. After a while, he also went to eat, but I was eating slowly and spitting out the skin, but he had no skin. Vomiting, I was surprised and asked him if there were any without the skin. He said, peel it yourself first and then eat it! ! So he demonstrated, and saw him holding one in his mouth. After a while, he spit the rice back and then the skin. After a while, there was a bag of rice...
8. The couple was chatting in the yard. Suddenly there was a strong wind... The husband pointed to the small tree in the yard: Quick, wife, go hug that tree... The wife chuckled: What, are you still afraid that I will be blown away by the wind? Husband: No, I am afraid that the small tree will be blown away. Wife, just bang: Nima...
9. A: What should I do B: What's wrong Brother A: My girlfriend came to my house B: That's a good thing A: But my wardrobe at home There is another one in the drawer. B: Brother, give me the one in the closet. You won’t need it anyway.
10. Once I had a quarrel with my wife, and I yelled: Don’t think you are beautiful. I dare not scold you! I thought she would be happy and stop arguing. Who knows, second-rate wife: Don’t think I won’t hit you just because what you said makes sense.
11. My colleague asked me: "Why do you think there is poop on the head of a lazy sheep?" "Why do you think it is poop and not ice cream?" I asked back. The colleague was stunned for a few seconds and finally came up with a satisfactory answer: "I guess I didn't eat enough ice cream, so I didn't expect it." Huh? Could it be...
12. I was taking the subway to work today. It was during the morning rush hour. A girl suddenly shouted at me: "Do you want face? Why are you squeezing?" I was afraid that others would misunderstand me, so I quickly said: People There are so many, is it inevitable to squeeze a little bit?
"Then don't pop the pimples on my face!" ! "
13. A few losers took a bus one day. The conductor asked: "Where are you coming from and where are you going? "They said: "We came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and we are going to the west to learn scriptures. "The whole car laughed. The conductor said: "A few masters took the wrong bus. It was from north to south. "A diaosi whispered: "Then go to Nanhai to see Sister Guanyin. ”
14. A friend saw a film and television company on a recruitment website, so he added QQ and sent photos as required. The other person’s nickname was Director Wang, and his reply was very direct: Take off your clothes and have a look. Then the friend did as she was told. She took a photo of the clothes hanging on the balcony and sent it, and added: Do you want the address? It’s a hot item on Taobao!
15. One person posted a status saying: Please tell me. The three things I lose most often, mine are: eye drops, lip balm, umbrella. Someone below said: face, parents’ face, teacher’s face... As a result, a row of people forwarded it to their knees...
16. My girlfriend has very poor aesthetic taste when buying clothes. The clothes she thinks are pretty are actually quite ugly. Because of this, I was so worried and frustrated that I finally thought about it. Li: If she had high taste, she wouldn’t like me!
17. When I was studying, I would always leave the class temporarily and the classroom would suddenly explode. A classmate who had been practicing martial arts since childhood. He did a backflip on the podium. At this time, the teacher just came back. Everyone was quiet. Only he did a silly flip on the podium. The last teacher asked you what you are doing. You are so happy. The classmate didn't know what to do for a while and had to say: I picked up ten yuan. I was so excited about the money.
18. I was on a long-distance sleeper bus. I didn’t know where the stench came from. It still smelled bad for a few minutes, and everyone started to make a fuss, but I didn’t know who it was. A guy next to me yelled: Why is the driver sitting there because it smells so bad? Find out who it is. When the driver heard this, he immediately got angry and yelled back: Damn it. , check, how to check, let me smell them one by one!
19. Last night, I accidentally dialed 119. In order not to make people think that I was a fool who falsely reported the fire alarm, I I quickly set my house on fire, hahaha, I’m so smart.
20. On the bus, a young father stood with his son who was about 5 years old. : Why did you make your mother angry? Dad: Stop asking. Do you want to eat instant noodles at night? Son: No! Dad: Just listen to your grandma. When you see her, hug her legs and cry! If mom doesn't come home with us, don't let go... Son: Oh, I understand. Dad, what are you doing? Dad hesitated for a moment: I hugged the other leg and cried...
21. There were a lot of people on the bus, and a girl was standing face to face with her head down watching a video on her phone. Suddenly she felt her nose was a little itchy, so she hung up her nose in a pretentious manner, and then a booger fell into the middle of the girl's phone screen. . This is not a skill. I was so embarrassed that I wiped the girl’s phone and knocked it on the ground.
22. I went to withdraw money with my friend today and took out 30 new tickets. It's consecutive. I said, keep it, 30 consecutive numbers are not common, maybe the value will increase in the future. My friend nodded and turned around to leave. I was wondering when I saw him depositing the money into the ATM machine.
23. Male: Let’s not get tired of being together all day long. Give everyone some space, okay? Woman: Don’t always have so many demands. After all, I’m just a mortal! Man: Mortal? Hey, what a (annoying) person!
24. My wife called me while I was at work and said: "Husband, I have good news and bad news to tell you. Which one do you want to hear first?" Since I was busy at work, I said it hastily. Sentence: "Tell me the good news!" Wife: "The airbag in your car is really good~"
25. After getting off the bus, a aunt found her keys left in the car, and she chased after her. Someone from the back of the bus shouted: "My keys are in your car! My keys are in your car!" After the driver heard this, he increased the accelerator and drove faster, muttering: "It's not good for this aunt to die. You're going to die in my car..."
26. The Internet cafe in front of the school was noisy all day long. Suddenly, someone shouted: "Where did you get your ID card to go online?" The primary school student cried: " The network administrator said that you were not allowed to enter without an ID card. I saw an ID card number posted on the door, so I copied it and used it.
The man roared: "How dare you copy the ID card on the national A-level wanted order?" How does your dad control you? ”
27. When I went to find a job, the boss there said: Our company only recruits one person. So many college students started talking, I am from Peking University! I am from Sichuan University! I am from Sichuan University! Suddenly the world became quiet. , this girl was recruited. I said to another college student: Oh, this society! The man said: It’s not like it’s a Polish university.
28. Over the weekend, a friend of mine took his eight-year-old nephew to the hospital for an injection. He cried loudly during the injection, which made him anxious. After a while, a beautiful nurse came and comforted him, and he stopped crying immediately. He looked at the nurse and said: "Beauty, I am a wounded man, please sit down and chat with me for a while. Woohoo. "At that moment, everyone was stunned. My brother was so ashamed that he could no longer look directly into the nurse's eyes. Who taught this naughty kid!!!
29. Two days ago, a five-year-old My daughter suddenly asked me: Mom, are you afraid of snakes? Me: What about cockroaches? Me: What about mice? Me: Mom, she said to herself: He is a female man, even goddesses are afraid of me~
30. The weather is very hot. It’s about 40 degrees. In a snack bar, a woman said: “Boss, give me a bottle. drinks! The boss said, "Would you like something cold?" The woman said angrily: "Don't you know that women feel uncomfortable for a few days?" ! The boss said impatiently: "Who knows? You didn't put a sanitary napkin on your face." ”
Editor’s Note: A friend was very good at drinking. He came home drunk once. When he woke up the next day, he wanted to ride a bicycle to work, but he couldn’t find it. His wife had already left for work, so she called me to ask. I remember that the car came back last night, but why was it not in the yard? His wife heard the scolding, and you had the nerve to ask. Last night, you rode a big tree fork into the yard and leaned against the wall solemnly. Who knew? Where did you lose your car? My brother-in-law said: Why are you so tired from pedaling! Sanitary napkin advertisement
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"The girl from Seven Dimensions Space chooses sanitary napkins, and I will decide what is comfortable for me"--Seven Dimensions Space Sanitary Napkins
Considerate--Shu Ting New Generation Sanitary Napkins "Consideration"
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Choose health and choose Haoshuang - Haoshuang sanitary napkin "Goldfish Bowl"
FREE, your liberal
No feeling, the best feeling sanitary napkin advertising slogan Encyclopedia
1. Sophie, comfort your heart
2. Choose health and choose Haoshuang - Haoshuang sanitary napkin "Goldfish Bowl"
3. Seven Dimensions AD: I move whenever I want. I sit or not. I say that only body love is the best. Just like the Seven Dimensions Girl Series sanitary napkins, they create comfortable and pure sanitary napkins for me. Cotton surface, I decide my comfort, no matter how many days it takes
4. FREE flying feeling
5. So comfortable and refreshing? Thin Butterfly Wings - Tianxin feels so free and refreshing? Bodie Wing sanitary napkin
6. Free·Fei sanitary napkin-good and unexpected
7. Value-for-money enjoyment for the mind and body
8. FERR It’s wonderful to enjoy it alone
9. Free is for me
10. Seal the zipper, lock the strawberry and lock the health
11. Tenderness and consideration are only free
p>
12. Girls, "moon" is happy when "moon" - Hushubao sanitary napkin "Umbrella Chapter"
13. With Sophie, I feel relieved - Sophie AD words for super safe sanitary napkins for night use
14. Free·fly sanitary napkins, giving you a carefree youth
15. Fall in love with her as soon as you open it
< p> 16. Create unlimited beauty in life - Jiumei sanitary napkins17. FREE, your liberal
18. If the sanitary napkin is good, the body will be good, and it will taste good when you eat it. It’s fun to do it.
19. Menstrual bleeding in children is the most worrying thing for mothers... Fortunately, there are Huxx brand sanitary napkins produced by Ha *** Factory. It feels good, oh, no, it feels good to insert. , absorbs quickly, and prevents side leakage. From now on, as a mother, I can worry less. Source: Please keep the reprint.
20. Free and unrestrained - Free
21. Unexpected tenderness and sweetness
22. Hee, strawberry flavor
23. Simple care like an angel
24. Lala, lala, hey, lala, lala, lala, lala, it’s wonderful to be a girl non-stop. Sophie ultra-sleeping ultra-thin series.
25. The simplest belonging, the most considerate care
26. A little bit of service, peace of mind all day and night
27. If you want to fly higher, just fly higher Choose Free
28. Being young means flying, Free
29. Girls’ sanitary napkins are women’s protective umbrellas. (Female online name is simple and elegant)
30. Girls, "moon" is happy when "moon" - Hushubao sanitary napkin "Umbrella Chapter"
31. Say goodbye to embarrassment simply and freely
32. Strawberries always look at you for a few days
33. Cool and breathable, say goodbye to wooden people
34. Ultra-dry, fresh and instant cleansing - Hushubao Sanitary napkins
35. Who knows the heart of a daughter - Jie Ling Sanitary Napkins "Su Xin Cleansing the Body"
36. Having Sophie really makes me feel at ease - Sophie Ye Use the AD language of super safe sanitary napkins
37. I decide my comfort - Seven Dimensional Space Girl Series sanitary napkins
38. Create a simple life with heart - Jieling Sanitary Care Pad
39. Comfortable and healthy experience - Jieting sanitary napkin "Xu Jinglei Endorsement"
40. "What are the benefits of sanitary napkins?" Everyone asked him together.
41. The only free sanitary napkin for girls
42. Hushubao: The more girls become more and more happy, the happier they will be
43. A few little boys joined in I wanted to buy toys for more than ten yuan. "What can I buy for more than ten yuan?" one of them asked.
44. Ultra-dry, fresh and instant cleansing - Hushubao sanitary napkins
45. "Girls in the seventh-dimensional space choose sanitary napkins, and I will decide what is comfortable for me" - Seventh Degree Space sanitary napkin
46. Sophie Super Sleeping Series sanitary napkin AD word: misssofy. Shh! Super deep sleep, new ultra-thin, you see it’s only this thin, ultra-thin, ultra-thin, you don’t care if it’s this thin? Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. You can turn over at night and sleep well, sleep well, okay, la la la, la la la, la (a collection of good articles)
47. Don’t accept gifts during the March 8th holiday, only accept gifts sanitary napkin.
48. Free · Flying sanitary napkins - feel freedom, feelfreeFree · flying sanitary napkins - flying is a new experience
49. free tells you that you love eating strawberries
< p> 50. I just want to pamper you in those days51. You can also feel simple
52. With free, life is really simple.
53. Who knows the heart of a daughter - Jie Ling sanitary napkin "Su Xin Cleanses the Body"
54. FREE, the temptation from strawberries
55. Considerate - Shu Ting's new generation sanitary napkin "Considerate Chapter"
56. "I'm not sure, but TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball and skate, and be happy and worry-free. ”
57. Yikang MEBO sanitary napkins are safe, comfortable and reassuring - Yikang MEBO sanitary napkins "Triple Protection"
58. The power of gentleness - Kotex Sanitary Napkin AD "Girls' Tenderness"
59. Your secret, your freedom
60. Give yourself some thoughtful care
61. New New protection for girls - Haozizai sanitary napkins
62. Be more considerate and less anxious
63. To care for girls, you must also understand that girls will let free help you
64. Sophie's stretch-fitting ultra-thin series of sanitary napkins AD words: Ah... super considerate, you have to play casually. Sophie's stretchy fit is ultra-thin and soft, and I'm very happy with it.
Being a girl is exciting!
65. There are strawberries in the bag
66. The only free sanitary napkin for girls (a sentence describing chrysanthemums)
67. Sophie AD represented by Zhang Yunhan : In those days, I would feel very worried whenever I moved. Ah... Do we have to call it quits whenever there is a big move? Sophie's elastic fit has a soft elastic absorbent body, which can fill in small seams and fit the body softly. Not afraid of leakage and feel more at ease. Freedom to be yourself. Sophie's stretchy fit is comfortable for your heart.
68. As soft as water and as warm as the sun!
69. FREE flies into your heart
70. No feeling, the best feeling
71. Take it as it comes
72. Love strawberries, love yourself
73. FREE health is just between opening and closing
74. Seven-dimensional space mini scarf: days with less quantity, idontworry, small Small body, sominisohappy, lightweight mini, small wings, mini in seven dimensions
75. After using it, you will know that FREE is what you want
76. I choose Exclusively for me - free girl series sanitary napkins
77. You can re-close it every time you open it, only Free
78. Love yourself, love FREE
79. Considerate - Shu Ting's new generation sanitary napkin "Consideration"
80. Good luck every month - Ikang MEBO sanitary napkin
81. Sophie , comfort your heart - Sophie's super safe sanitary napkin AD words for night use
82. Strawberries are fresh and fresh
83. You understand freedom, understand your freedom
84. Sophie: Sophie’s stretchy fit
85. Free sanitary napkins, being close to the body means caring.
86. Choose health and choose Haoshuang - Haoshuang sanitary napkins "Goldfish Bowl"
87. Small materials make great use - free mini sanitary napkins
88. "I think we can buy sanitary napkins." Another answer.
89. Soft and soft, so comfortable
90. FREE, liberate your freedom
91. "In those days, there was no freedom. Just like robots. Girls should be free! Freepoint 7-day non-sensory sanitary napkins are so thin that they feel free!” - Freepoint sanitary napkins AD words
92. Small size, great wisdom
93. FREE, take you flying
94. Every time you open it, it’s a new feeling
95. The most loyal brothers and sisters, the most heartfelt protection .
96. Create a simple life with heart - a collection of advertising slogans for various sanitary napkins of Jieling sanitary pads
1. Sophie, comfort your heart
2. Choose health and choose Haoshuang - Haoshuang sanitary napkin "Goldfish Bowl"
3. Seven-dimensional space AD: I move when I want to, I sit or not, I say , only body love is the best, just like the Seven Dimensions Girl Series sanitary napkins, which create a comfortable pure cotton surface layer for me. I decide my comfort, no matter how many days it takes.
4. The feeling of FREE flying
5. So comfortable and refreshing? Thin Butterfly Wings - Tianxin feels so free and refreshing? Bodie Wing sanitary napkin
6. Free·Fei sanitary napkin-good and unexpected
7. Value-for-money enjoyment for the mind and body
8. FERR It’s wonderful to enjoy it alone
9. Free is for me
10. Seal the zipper, lock the strawberry and lock the health
11. Tenderness and consideration are only free
p>
12. Girls, "moon" is happy when "moon" - Hushubao sanitary napkin "Umbrella Chapter"
13. With Sophie, I feel relieved - Sophie AD words for super safe sanitary napkins for night use
14. Free·fly sanitary napkins, giving you a carefree youth
15. Fall in love with her as soon as you open it
< p> 16. Create unlimited beauty in life - Jiumei sanitary napkins17. FREE, your liberal
18. If the sanitary napkin is good, the body will be good, and it will taste good when you eat it. It’s fun to do it.
19. Menstrual bleeding in children is the most worrying thing for mothers... Fortunately, there are Huxx brand sanitary napkins produced by Ha *** Factory. It feels good, oh, no, it feels good to insert. , absorbs quickly, and prevents side leakage. From now on, as a mother, I can worry less.
20. Free and unrestrained - Free
21. Unexpected tenderness and sweetness
22. Hee, strawberry flavor
23. Simple care like an angel
24. Lala, lala, hey, lala, lala, lala, lala, it’s wonderful to be a girl non-stop. Sophie ultra-sleeping ultra-thin series.
25. The simplest belonging, the most considerate care
26. A little bit of service, peace of mind all day and night (sentence)
27. If you want to fly If you are higher, choose Free
28. To be young is to fly, Free
29. Girls’ sanitary napkins are women’s protective umbrellas.
30. Girls, "moon" is happy when "moon" - Hushubao sanitary napkin "Umbrella Chapter"
31. Say goodbye to embarrassment simply and freely
32. Strawberries always look at you for a few days
33. Cool and breathable, say goodbye to wooden people
34. Ultra-dry, fresh and instant cleansing - Hushubao sanitary napkins
< p> 35. Who knows the heart of a daughter - Jie Ling sanitary napkin "Su Xin Cleanses the Body"36. Having Sophie really makes me feel at ease - Sophie uses super safe sanitary napkins at night AD words
37. I decide my comfort - Seven Dimensional Girl Series sanitary napkins
38. Create a simple life with heart - Jieling sanitary pads
39. Comfortable and healthy experience - Jieting sanitary napkin "Xu Jinglei Endorsement"
40. "What are the benefits of sanitary napkins?" Everyone asked him together.
41. The only free sanitary napkin for girls
42. Hushubao: The more girls become more and more happy, the happier they will be
43. A few little boys joined in I wanted to buy toys for more than ten yuan. "What can I buy for more than ten yuan?" one of them asked.
44. Ultra-dry, fresh and instant cleansing - Hushubao sanitary napkins
45. "Girls in the seventh-dimensional space choose sanitary napkins, and I will decide what is comfortable for me" - Seventh Degree Space sanitary napkin
46. Sophie Super Sleeping Series sanitary napkin AD word: misssofy.
Shh! Super deep sleep, new ultra-thin, you see it’s only this thin, ultra-thin, ultra-thin, you don’t care if it’s this thin? Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. You can turn over at night and sleep well, sleep well, okay, la la la, la la la, la, la
47. We don’t accept gifts during the March 8th holiday, only sanitary napkins.
48. Free · Flying sanitary napkins - feel freedom, feelfreeFree · flying sanitary napkins - flying is a new experience
49. free tells you that you love eating strawberries
< p> 50. I just want to pamper you in those days51. You can also feel simple
52. With free, life is really simple.
53. Who knows the heart of a daughter - Jie Ling sanitary napkin "Su Xin Cleanses the Body"
54. FREE, the temptation from strawberries
55. Considerate - Shu Ting's new generation sanitary napkin "Considerate Chapter"
56. "I'm not sure, but TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball and skate, and be happy and worry-free. ”
57. Yikang MEBO sanitary napkins are safe, comfortable and reassuring - Yikang MEBO sanitary napkins "Triple Protection"
58. The power of gentleness - Kotex Sanitary Napkin AD "Girls' Tenderness"
59. Your secret, your freedom
60. Give yourself some thoughtful care
61. New New protection for girls - Haozizai sanitary napkins
62. Be more considerate and less anxious
63. To care for girls, you must also understand that girls will let free help you
64. Sophie's stretch-fitting ultra-thin series of sanitary napkins AD words: Ah... super considerate, you have to play casually. Sophie's stretchy fit is ultra-thin and soft, and I'm very happy with it. Being a girl is exciting!
65. There are strawberries in the bag
66. The only free sanitary napkin for girls
67. Sophie AD, represented by Zhang Yunhan: In those days, every move Will be very worried. Ah... Do we have to call it quits whenever there is a big move? Sophie's elastic fit has a soft elastic absorbent body, which can fill in small seams and fit the body softly. Not afraid of leakage and feel more at ease. Freedom to be yourself. Sophie's stretchy fit is comfortable for your heart.
68. As soft as water and as warm as the sun!
69. FREE flies into your heart
70. No feeling, the best feeling
71. Take it as it comes
72. Love strawberries, love yourself
73. FREE health is just between opening and closing
74. Seven-dimensional space mini scarf: days with less quantity, idontworry, small Small body, sominisohappy, lightweight mini, small wings, mini in seven dimensions
75. After using it, you will know that FREE is what you want
76. I choose Exclusively for me - free girl series sanitary napkins
77. You can re-close it every time you open it, only Free
78. Love yourself, love FREE
79. Considerate - Shu Ting's new generation sanitary napkin "Consideration"
80. Good luck every month - Ikang MEBO sanitary napkin
81. Sophie , comfort your heart - Sophie's super safe sanitary napkin for night AD words
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