Interesting and funny copy.

1. Others smile beautifully, but you are not like 1. You look funny.

2. play with chickens. I can drive, but I can't walk. If I could crouch in the house, I wouldn't lie on the hillside. The reality is so bleak that there is no car or room in the game.

I have two bad habits that bother me. The first bad habit is to sleep naked. B: Nothing! What about the second bad habit? A: Sleepwalking.

Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can all be the first. Why do we have to kill each other?

6. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecues and desserts all over the street, and no one can dissuade them. If you can't help walking into a house, you will gain several pounds.

7. I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child, and when I grew up, I found that there was no money for you to spend.

8. No matter how beautiful your face is, it will grow old one day. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.

9. Last month, my income was ok. I ate what dogs eat. Last month, my income was very small. I ate what dogs eat. This month, I am a cow, ready to eat dogs.

10. I am a mature person. I didn't eat in anger until I was full.

1 1. People stand like a pine, sit like a clock and walk like the wind, you stand like a cotton, sit like an alarm clock and walk like a stroke. ...

12. My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent her plain photo to my circle of friends. Sure enough, she not only contacted me actively, but also vowed to say to me, "I am not finished with you!" " "

13. Eating is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

14. Do you like animals? Of course I like it. How much do you like it? I don't know, every meal!

15. My mother-in-law gave this cookbook to her daughter-in-law, in order to let her learn to cook. As a result, the daughter-in-law was very shy and said to her mother-in-law: Mom, that's very kind of you. You are so tired every day, and you ask me to order for me. This is inappropriate!

16. Real warriors dare to face up to their ID cards, dare to take selfies, and don't wear sunscreen on a hot day.

17. I'm only in my twenties. Love can be late, but delivery and take-out are not late at all.

18. I bet my boyfriend that whoever ignores him first will lose. So 1 day ... 10 day ... 100 day ... 1 year has passed. Today, I found a photo of him basking in a child's full moon in a circle of friends.

19. What are the advantages of having a girlfriend? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

20. Self-portraits can be beautiful, but not too much. Otherwise, others will not only think you are ugly, but also think you are hypocritical when they see real people!

2 1. At ten o'clock in the evening, my Xiong Haizi is still doing his homework. I: It is too late. Write it tomorrow! Xiong Haizi: No! If my female classmate is delayed copying tomorrow, she won't like me.

22. Holding an electrified hot mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life.

23. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping.

24. You should be an independent fairy, optimistic and strong, not dependent on men, not pretending to be cute and coquettish, straightforward and simple, and not playing tricks. If you persist in this way, you will not only get married, but also find a boyfriend.