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The pragmatic functions of brain teasers include euphemism, politeness, relieving stress, adding interest, broadening ideas and enlightening wisdom. Let's

Share all kinds of funny brain teasers.

The pragmatic functions of brain teasers include euphemism, politeness, relieving stress, adding interest, broadening ideas and enlightening wisdom. Let's take a look at all kinds of funny brain teasers I share with you. I hope you like them.

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1. Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? Answer: She is washing other people's clothes.

There is a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? A: Go to a mental hospital.

3. Two mothers and daughters went to a restaurant for lunch. They each ordered a set meal in 70 yuan, but only paid 2 10 yuan when paying the bill. Why? Answer: They are three generations.

There is a word that we have mispronounced since childhood. What is this? Answer: Wrong.

5. "the wolf is coming! What does this story inspire people? [Answer] Answer: The same big story can only be repeated twice.

6. The motorcycle travels at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour, heading north. There is an easterly wind of 20 kilometers per hour. In which direction does the motorcycle smoke blow? Answer: There is no smoke in the tram.

7. In a year, some months are like 1 month 3 1 day, and some months are like June 30th. Excuse me, what month is the 28th? A: Every month.

8. At present, there are two kinds of coins commonly used in the market, one is 60 cents and the other is not 10 cents. What is the face value of each coin? Answer: One coin is not 10 cent, and the other is 10 cent, so it is 10 cent and 50 cents.

9. Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou? A: No, the living cannot be buried.

10. In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which answer should I light first: matches?

Roman numeral 1 1. IX stands for 9. How to add a sum to make it even? Answer: Add "S" because six means six.

12. Throw stones with eggs, but the eggs are not broken. Why? Answer: holding an egg in one hand and throwing stones in the other, of course, the egg will not break.

13. There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was a robber and a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? A: The death penalty will be executed in two weeks.

14. A couple from China lived in Italy. One day, their wives went to the market to buy chicken breasts. Because she didn't know Italian, she just barked like a chicken and pointed at her chest. If she wants to buy chicken horns, she points to her own feet. The boss got it. Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why? Answer: Because her husband knows Italian.

15. Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally hit a telephone pole. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? A: Small open hearse.

16. When eating an apple, I took a bite and found a bug, which was terrible. Seeing two bugs makes me feel terrible, and seeing a few bugs makes me feel the most terrible. Answer: Half means the other half is in your stomach.

17. A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? Answer: Run after the mouse.

18. What is the longest nose and the second longest nose in the zoo? Answer: Elephant.

19. Why does the egret warbler always shrink one foot when sleeping? Answer: if you shrink your feet, you will fall.

20. Xiao Li, who came home from work early, entered the bedroom and saw Xiao Liu and his wife sleeping in bed next door, but Xiao Li was not angry at all. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Liu is a woman.

Classic brain teaser sharing

1. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: hit yourself in the mouth, stop dreaming!

If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? Wake up.

I can't do light work. I put my foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.

4. What water is inexhaustible? Answer: saliva

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

6. There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.

7. A plane full of people fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? A: Because they all fell dead.

8. foxes are best at confusing men, so which men and women are confused together? Answer: alcohol.

9. There are only three hairs left on the old man's head. One day he will attend an important event. Why did he pull out one of them? Answer: Because he wants to comb the middle.

10. What is the book that the bookstore can't buy? Answer: Secretary.

1 1. What is dry before use and wet after use, which gives people a refreshing satisfaction during use? Answer: tea bag

12. Mr. Wang keeps a beautiful peacock. One day, Mr Wang's peacock laid an egg in Mr Wang's garden. Whose answer should this egg belong to? Peacock's

13. When will the clock in Times Square ring 13? A: Bad times.

14. There are four cakes and four children in the box. Everyone got a piece, but there is also a quick cake in the box. Why? Answer: One of the children took the box away, so there is still an egg in the box.

15. Xiaoming writes to his girlfriend every day and sends seven letters every day, but his girlfriend Jenny only receives one letter every day. Why? Answer: Because he has seven girlfriends.

16. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water.

17. What should I do if I want to shorten a stick, but I can't cut, break or shorten it? Answer: find a long one and it will be short.

18. The police found an intelligent murder case, leaving no clues and no witnesses at the scene, but the police announced the case an hour later. Why answer: The murderer turned himself in?

19. Amin was bitten by mosquitoes. Can you tell me if the bigger bag was bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.

20. When is four minus one equal to five? Answer: quadrilateral, MINUS one angle, becomes pentagon.

Classic joke sharing

1, the young man confessed to the priest: I am guilty, I always cheat others.

The priest asked: What did you cheat others?

The young man said, whenever people ask me how to get to work, I always answer by subway.

The priest asked: Do you go to work by bus or car?

The young man replied: No, there are no seats on the subway.

2. A: "I think I have acrophobia."

B: "Then show me!"

A: "I said, I have acrophobia."

B: "Yes! You take out the' certificate'! "

3. A Dai: "I bought a house of 100 square meter. Didn't you agree to give me 20 square meters? "

Sales girl: "Look at that balcony."

A Dai: "Forget the balcony."

Sales girl: "Go and have a closer look."

A Dai walked over and opened his eyes wide. This time, he really saw twenty bottles of ... mineral water.

I bought a bag of oranges before I had time to eat. My roommate peeled them off and put them in his mouth without saying hello. I kindly reminded: "Don't eat too many oranges, it's easy to get angry!"

He disagreed: "Nothing."

Say that finish stretched out his hand to get, didn't stop. "You haven't finished yet, have you?"

I lost patience, grabbed the stool and threw it at him. "I said eating oranges is easy to get angry and easy to get angry. You don't believe it, Cao! "

On the plane, the passenger asked the flight attendant, "Is there any bread?"

Stewardess: "No, they are all finished."

The passenger was a little annoyed: "But what if I'm hungry?" Please bring me a bottle of mineral water to satisfy my hunger. "

Stewardess: "Young man, you love cleanliness ~"