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Mosquito English

Mosquito English: Mosquito.

A word from the mosquito:

Frogs not only eat mosquitoes, flies and swallows in the water, but also prey on agricultural pests such as moths and rice planthoppers. As soon as it meets a pest, the frog's tongue quickly turns out of its mouth, sticks to the bug, rolls it into its mouth, and often hits it with one blow. He is a famous insect catcher.

This big, black mosquito is crawling around the wall like a spot thrown on the wall.

I shot at the mosquito, but missed it. Mosquitoes fly around, fly to the ceiling, fly to the bookshelf, and fly without a trace.

Because dragonflies can eat mosquitoes and aphids, they are good friends of human beings.

Mosquitoes are hungry in broad daylight and occasionally fly out to suck a few mouthfuls of blood. After enjoying it, it hurriedly ran away and hid in the shelter of the cabinets; Night is the world of mosquitoes.

6. Then, I heard a buzzing sound. The mosquito is in the corner, so I have to use a trick: because the mosquito is in the corner and there is no road on its right, it will definitely escape to the left. If I hit the left directly, I will definitely catch it. I walked along the corner and slapped hard, haha! I finally got rid of this mosquito, yeah!

7. When it was dark, mosquitoes began to sing and hum songs ... just like the tune played by a beginner of erhu, it was monotonous.

8. Mosquitoes are divided into males and females. Male mosquitoes have filiform antennae, and the antenna hair is generally thicker than that of female mosquitoes. Their food is nectar and plant juice. The mouthparts of male mosquitoes degenerate, and female mosquitoes need to bite animals to suck blood before breeding to promote the maturation of inner eggs.

9. In the summer night, when there are many mosquitoes, I shake my cattail leaf fan, sit under the locust tree and look at the blue sky through the dense leaves.

10. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there was a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

1 1. It feels good to go to the farm to fight mosquitoes every summer, and finally I can lift my hatred.

12. If mosquitoes charge together, the elephant will be conquered. Sadi

13, Mozzie, you are pushing me, so I will rub dichlorvos on my body.

14, married a white rose. Over time, the red rose turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white rose was still "the bright line at the foot of my bed"; Married a white rose, white rose is rice residue on clothes, and red rose is Zhu Shazhi in my heart.

15 The subtle sound buzzes like a mosquito, so I can only listen with bated breath.

16. Mosquitoes only suck a little blood from us, so we should kill it, too.

17, mosquitoes here have to be eliminated.