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The second episode Liu Minhe's magazine opening party

Young-jae: I like you very much, Han Zhien.

In order to hide his love for Huiyuan, Yingzai turned to Zhien. Although it is fake, the kiss reflected by the flash is gorgeous and suffocating.

In the third episode, the two held a press conference to get married.

Young-jae: We first met on the plane. At that time, I thought she was so cute when she was nervous, so I accosted her and asked her if it was her first time to fly. She thinks I seem bored.

Young-jae: She may not know what a lovely woman she is.

Young-jae: It's just that I really like this woman. I don't want her to get hurt. I want to always be there to protect her.

Young Jae deserves to be a big star. In front of many media, his face does not change color and his heart does not jump. It really makes people wonder if he really has a crush on Ji-eun on the plane. Of course, it should not be true.

The third episode wedding

Priest: Mr. Yingjae Lee, the groom, can you swear to love and respect this lady forever, whether in pain or happiness?

Young-jae: Yes, I promise.

Priest: Miss Han Zhien, bride, will you love and respect this man forever, whether in pain or happiness?

Zhi En: Yes.

Eternal lines, two new people with ulterior motives, although it is a contract marriage, Cupid may have played with his heart and shot an arrow of love, vowing not to deteriorate because of the nature of marriage.

In the seventh episode, Ying Zai and Hui Yuan are sitting at home with Ji En after they come back from their alma mater.

Zhi En: No more ice cream, no more eating. Buy me roses in the future, only roses.

Young-jae: Roses are expensive.

Ji Eun: Don't laugh.

Young-jae: This is my freedom. Can't I just laugh?

Ji-eun: If you smile ... you will feel it. Young-jae, if you want to keep someone, you like that person, right? You are optimistic about Huiyuan, and I will be optimistic about you. ...

Young-jae: What?

Ji-eun: I ... seem to like young-jae you.

Very touching confession. Although Zhien has a big personality, it is admirable that he can express his feelings so bravely. The special target is a big star like Yingjae Lee, just a portrayal of Yingjae Lee at that time, which is really a spoil the fun ... Forgive him, he is just a child who doesn't understand love!

In the eighth episode, the day after Han Zhien confessed to Yingjae Lee, before Yingjae Lee went out.

Young-jae: I love my wife too ~ like this, like the sky, like the earth. Honey, I love you.

When I spoke, I also compared the gesture of I love you. So cute! Yingjae Lee, please be kind. Don't play with your wife. She is angry with you and loves to play!

The day after Young Jae danced "Three Bears", before going out.

Young-jae: Ji-eun, if I'm late next time, I will definitely call. I'm not used to people waiting for me; There is also the phone call, in order not to let that person wait for me. If I come back late, it is still difficult for me to explain why. But if it is late in the future, I will call to explain the reason. You are not a nobody to me. number

Ji-eun: "You are not a person who is nothing to me"? This is very confusing. ...

Strictly speaking, it should not be a confession, but I think it is Ying Zai's affirmation of Zhi En's status. Although he actually liked Ji En before this, it was the first time that he sincerely expressed his true feelings to Ji En. For people like him, this level is not easy!

In episode 1 1 (I think so, I can't remember clearly) in the park.

Min-hyuk: I hate the word "if" the most in this world. It has already happened. It's no use talking, is it? But after I met Ji-eun, I often think of this sentence. If you give me a chance first, if Ji-eun meets me first, if Ji-eun doesn't marry Young-jae, if I have another chance, I will never give up. I think so, too, but if your marriage is just a deal, am I too late? Give me a chance, too, okay?

Ji-eun: I ... I ...

Min-hyuk: Don't answer now. Give me an answer when you think about it, okay?

I don't like Min-hyuk because I like Ying-jae too much, but this confession is wonderful, and the third party can do it with good intentions. It is also based on the fact that some people who have seen romance like Minhe, so they also put it here.

Episode X (I really can't remember which episode) met Min-hyuk in the park.

Zhien: The heart is your own. But I don't know what happened. I think Yingjae Lee really hates him and dislikes him very much. He always calls me a chicken, a bird and a useless person, bullies me, bosses me around at will, and shouts loudly. Besides, he only likes others and always wants me to wait for him. But, but, I feel very happy because of him and very sad because of him. Am I strange? ...

Zhi En's alternative confession. At that time, I felt that her heart was bitter. I can't say I like Yingjae Lee, but I obviously like Yingjae Lee's heart, but I can't accommodate a second person any more.

The first episode 1 1 is at home, and Jean doesn't want to cook.

Yongzai: In the future, I will cook. Plus washing clothes and cleaning, all these are done by me. My wife has to work, and of course my husband has to help. My husband's wish is that you write a good script and lead the whole Korean film industry. So, tonight is miso soup, okay?

When Yingjae Lee is so cooperative, Jean always feels vaguely uneasy. What game is that child playing again? Really everything?

Di 1 1 Ji (probably) Huiyuan's store

Young-jae: Ji-eun's seat is hers now.

After knowing the contractual marriage relationship between Zhien and Yingzai, Hui Yuan not only talked to Zhien, but also beat about the bush from Yingzai, thinking that three years is too long. Whether it is for Zhien or Yingzai, it is better for everyone to return to their seats. Yingjae Lee, listen, very seriously. Although this is not a very positive confession, at that time, his mind was already very firm! Huiyuan saw it, too. In fact, Ying Zai in front of me is not the Oba who likes her!

1 1 episode D-DAY to celebrate the completion of Zhien's manuscript, the two put candles in the yard.

Zhi En: I'll give you this ring back. Let's divorce.

Young-jae: What happened to you suddenly? Did you eat something bad?

Zhi En: Let's get a divorce.

Young-jae: If you filed for divorce first, you wouldn't have the house, you know?

Zhi En: So, are you willing to keep Miss Huiyuan waiting for three years? That's it. Divorce amicably.

Young-jae: No, I won't get a divorce.

Zhi En: Why?

Young-jae: What? Why? My freedom

Zhi En: How can you say that?

Young-jae: What if my parents and grandparents are hit? Are you in charge?

Zhi En: Mom, Dad and Grandma all like Miss Huiyuan. Don't worry. So, let's divorce.

Young-jae: What happened to you suddenly? You're resisting now, aren't you? Don't want to cook any more? Then don't do it.

Ji-eun: That's not true. It's just that I can't live with you anymore.

Young-jae: Why, did Minhe Geist tell you to get a divorce as soon as possible? Are you divorcing me now for the sake of Min and Ge? Ming Hege can see anything you want, but he can't divorce. I'm sorry

Ji-eun: That's not true. It's not like that. I like you. I really like you. I really like it. ...

Yongzai: You are joking again. There are too many today. ...

Ji Eun: Don't laugh. Can't you see me now? I'm in such pain, can't you see? I'm in pain now, and I can't hold on any longer. Can we separate it like this? Divide it, huh?

Young-jae: Idiot. If you like me, you shouldn't say it. If you say so, you really can't be with you anymore.

Ji-eun: I know, too, so get a divorce. After the divorce, you will go to Miss Jiang Huiyuan. Let's divorce.

Young-jae: Sorry, Han Zhien. From now on, I can't be with you anymore.

The saddest confession. Two people who love each other can't be together. ...

In episode 12, Young Jae meets Min Hek at the bar.

Young-jae: I won't let Ji-eun get hurt. Ji-eun will be guarded by me

When young-jae said this, Ji-eun didn't hear it, otherwise I believe that she wouldn't want to leave this man's side again.

12 at home, Huiyuan saw Ji-eun kissing Ying-jae and left with tears in her eyes.

Young-jae: At that time, I said indifferently, "Huiyuan, I will hold you all my life, don't cry" ... but because of you, I always have to forget this agreement. Ji-eun, you don't know, do you? You are a very strange person. ...

Zhi En: Are you trying to call me a loser, a coward and an alien again?

Young-jae: Fool, that was just a joke. It's funny to see you angry. When Min and Ge Ge said they would take you away, he felt very strange ... No, it's not just strange. He was in a bad mood and angry. Do you know what childish things I did to stop others from taking you away? As long as I am with you, I will be very happy and in a good mood.

Zhi En: Really?

Young-jae: Yes, as long as you don't talk about those cold joke series. Listen, I'll talk a lot if I'm with you. As long as I am with you, I seem to be a different person, and I have forgotten Huiyuan. Ji-eun, actually, I'm greedy ... I want to keep you safe ... but now, I'm going to Huiyuan's place.

Seeing this, I believe many people don't understand the logic of this child! I obviously like it, but I still want to be apart. Yingzai is the truest self only when facing Zhien, but he can't let go of the oath of a nine-year-old child and return to his childhood friends and two heartbroken lovers. ...

Divorce announced at the press conference of episode 14.

Young-jae: Hello, I'm Yingjae Lee. Thank you very much for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend this reception. I'm going to prepare this place today to explain something about the woman I love. I like a woman now. I really like that woman. She is a person who can find happiness and hope in small things. As long as I am with her, I am happy. This is the first time she taught me what happiness is. So, so ... I want a divorce now, because I love that woman too much and want to protect that woman. Everyone may want to know who she really is, but I can't tell her identity here. Although he is just a very ordinary and kind person, he is the most important person in the world to me.

When Yingjae Lee publicly admitted his love for Jean for the first time, it was also time to give up Jean. Love her, just let her go. Perhaps, this is all that Young Jae could do for Ji-eun at that time.

At Ji-eun's request, Young-jae apologized to his father.

Young-jae: Ji-eun asked me to apologize. I lied to everyone at first, so please forgive Ji-eun. Please, dad.

Dad: Do you really like her? If you like her so much, you really should get married. Why did you do that with her?

Young-jae: At that time … at that time … I didn't expect to love her so much.

Dad: What do you want now? Do you really want to marry her? Want to get married?

Young-jae: Yes. I want to get married. I don't want to ... lose her again.

Episode 15 Park, He Minhe

Ji-eun: Young-jae left today ... while I was sleeping. If you want to leave, say hello to me. What a freak! When will we meet again next time? How can we wait until then? I, without him, would wait every day, knowing whether I would come back or wait. But I'm not very happy to meet you. But it's weird if he's not around. I always tell myself not to wait any longer, but I always miss him and wait for her to come back. However, waiting for someone is really hard. So ... don't wait for me. Sorry, I shouldn't have kept you waiting in the first place. I'm really sorry to say these words now. ...

In episode 16, in the yard, Ying Zai felt unwilling to come back, so he sat on the steps and waited for Ji En.

Zhi En: Didn't you leave this morning?

Young-jae: I just ... I forgot to tell you one thing ... I said I wouldn't give up on you again, but why do I always let you go at the critical moment? I feel so wronged and angry with myself. I can't stand it any longer. Yes, as you said, I am the one who hurts you every day and can't protect you. As you said, I don't know how to love someone and I can't express it.

Episode 16 At the skating rink, Yang Zai practices proposing to Jean.

Step 1

Young-jae: Han Zhien, let's get married. I will make you happy. You know, I am not the same as before. Han Zhien, live with me.

Second step

Young-jae: I am reborn for you. I am reborn for you. ...

Third step

Young-jae: Here are some flowers for you. I like you very much. I love you very much. But ... but what ~

Fourth step

Young-jae: Please accept my heart ... damn it, I won't accept it either.

At Ji-eun's request, Young-jae apologized to his father.

Young-jae: Ji-eun asked me to apologize. I lied to everyone at first, so please forgive Ji-eun. Please, dad.

Dad: Do you really like her? If you like her so much, you really should get married. Why did you do that with her?

Young-jae: At that time … at that time … I didn't expect to love her so much.

Dad: What do you want now? Do you really want to marry her? Want to get married?

Young-jae: Yes. I want to get married. I don't want to ... lose her again.

Episode 15 Park, He Minhe

Ji-eun: Young-jae left today ... while I was sleeping. If you want to leave, say hello to me. What a freak! When will we meet again next time? How can we wait until then? I, without him, would wait every day, knowing whether I would come back or wait. But I'm not very happy to meet you. But it's weird if he's not around. I always tell myself not to wait any longer, but I always miss him and wait for her to come back. However, waiting for someone is really hard. So ... don't wait for me. Sorry, I shouldn't have kept you waiting in the first place. I'm really sorry to say these words now. ...

In episode 16, in the yard, Ying Zai felt unwilling to come back, so he sat on the steps and waited for Ji En.

Zhi En: Didn't you leave this morning?

Young-jae: I just ... I forgot to tell you one thing ... I said I wouldn't give up on you again, but why do I always let you go at the critical moment? I feel so wronged and angry with myself. I can't stand it any longer. Yes, as you said, I am the one who hurts you every day and can't protect you. As you said, I don't know how to love someone and I can't express it.

Episode 16 At the skating rink, Yang Zai practices proposing to Jean.

Step 1

Young-jae: Han Zhien, let's get married. I will make you happy. You know, I am not the same as before. Han Zhien, live with me.

Second step

Young-jae: I am reborn for you. I am reborn for you. ...

Third step

Young-jae: Here are some flowers for you. I like you very much. I love you very much. But ... but what ~

Fourth step

Young-jae: Please accept my heart ... damn it, I won't accept it either.

Episode 16 In the yard, two people are camping in a tent.

Zhi En: Are you happy now?

Young-jae: Yes, I'm going crazy with joy.

Zhi En: You can't drink if you have a cold. It's so disobedient

Yingzai: I don't have a cold. Ji-eun, I'm sorry. I broke my computer and called you a terrible writer.

Zhi En: Can you say you're sorry, too?

Young-jae: I don't often say it, but I will.

Zhi En: I'll forgive you if you make my movie.

Young-jae: I have to read the script before I think about it.

Ji-eun: Do you still need to see it? very good

Young-jae: Do you like green?

Zhi En: How do you know?

Sakura: All flowers like roses best. If you listen to music, you will fall asleep in 5 minutes. The art teacher in junior high school was your first love, right?

Zhi En: What's the matter with you?

Young-jae: You said I didn't know enough, so I asked around.

Zhi En: Then ask me what you want to know, and I'll tell you what I'm thinking and what I want to say, idiot.

Young-jae: Han Zhien, let me ask you a question. Will you marry me? Answer now, I can't wait until tomorrow, and tomorrow we may have another quarrel.

Zhi En: Are you a fool? We're married. Why are you getting married?

Young-jae: A ring?

Zhi En: At first, I doubted whether this ring was fake or not ... but it was true to me. Always waiting for you to come back, which makes me sad, but I feel very happy. In this way, because of you, everything becomes real.

Young-jae: When I can't protect you, I feel really crazy. Always thinking about you, worrying about you, and wanting to see you very much. It really, really hurts It's sad to like someone, but there's still no way, no way, to yearn for your heart. Ji-eun, I love you until the whole universe explodes, until the whole sea dries up and the whole body burns. I love you very much. I love you very much, Han Zhien. Why don't you talk? I love you