Various Big Show Da Zhang Wei Bai Kainan Lucky 52 Sketch Lines

(Play the opening sound effect)

Li Yong: Dear friends in the audience and in front of the TV, hello everyone! (Walking) I am Li Yong, welcome to Variety 52! As the saying goes, if you don't work hard when you are young, the boss will drive Xiali. If the boss wants to make money, he must! Send cards! (Throwing cards to the audience) There are many fools in the shallow water, and there are big brothers everywhere. The wonderful guest we invited today is the youth dedicated to the small wine table, and he drinks it all the time! Please invite Song Xiaobao!

Song Xiaobao comes on stage, country music

Song Xiaobao: The music stops! The applause continues! Hahahaha

Walk behind Song Xiaobao

Li Yong: Hello, Xiaobao!

Song Xiaobao: I was shocked!

Li Yong: Oh, everyone knows that Xiaobao is a beast. . .

Song Xiaobao: Huh?

Li Yong: an outstanding duo-turned-actor.

Song Xiaobao: Look at you!

Li Yong: Xiaobao, you look so exciting. This comes from the haze. It’s because you didn’t eat enough feed when you were a child!

Song Xiaobao: Oh my God! Just say I have a dark complexion! Then you are called black because you don’t understand me during the day! Let me tell you, no matter how loud you sound, I will represent the moon. . Destroy you. .

Li Yong: What do you call it? If you have milk but don’t drink it well, you’re not doing it! Have a little play, have a little play!

Song Xiaobao: That’s a little joke!

Li Yong: Your educational level is quite high. I heard that you are the representative of the physiological hygiene class of the Kung Pao Chicken Department of a key university in Northeast China!

Song Xiaobao: I won’t scare you to death if I tell you. Why do I like reading books so much? This is how I read them.

Li Yong: What books do you read< /p>

Song Xiaobao: Water Margin

Li Yong: Good book

Song Xiaobao: I just like Lin Daiyu in Water Margin. You said she and Ximen Qing are not betraying anyone. , Hahahaha, who else do you like?

Li Yong: Who

Song Xiaobao: The one who is particularly willing to make trouble in the sea

Li Yong: That is Nezha Bar

Song Xiaobao: Call me whatever you want

Li Yong: I don’t know how to read, how can I help you? Do you know about Nezha?

Song Xiaobao: I'll listen to you

Li Yong: So there is no limit to learning, and when you turn around, let's get back to the topic. Come on, there are four questions in this competition. If you answer them all correctly, you can win the grand prize. Two-day tour of eleven European countries!

Song Xiaobao: Then I can’t run away and vomit blood!

Li Yong: Regardless of those, the first question is a time-limited question, so you must answer the question within a limited time, let’s start!

Song Xiaobao: Tell me.

Li Yong: Excuse me, there are many ways to sell quilts. You can sell them on the roadside. The time is up! Wrong answer!

Song Xiaobao: (Stunned) Oh, my God! Why have I been fooled! If I didn't answer a word, you would waste all my time, right?

Li Yong: Hey, don’t move!

Song Xiaobao: Impossible! If you don't move, you are a bastard!

Li Yong: Why do we look so close to each other? My nickname is Mung Bean. Come on, the next question is our treasure appraisal question. I like to talk about bucket culture

Song Xiaobao: Huh? What culture?

Li Yong: Traditional culture, okay, let’s appreciate this treasure

(The beauty appears holding a teapot)

Song Xiaobao: Oh my God La (circling around the beauty) This treasure looks so exciting, I wonder if you are the one who came from the stars

Li Yong: I have snot, but you still blow it

Song Xiaobao: You are not allowed to say that about her (beating Li Yong)

Li Yong: The treasure is not this lady, but the teapot in her hand. Please listen to the question. The teapot held by the female model is also called purple sand. The teapot originated from the Spring and Autumn Period and has a history of more than 2,400 years. It is made of three types: purple clay, green clay, and red clay. It has a noble elegance without losing the fragrance of tea. So, what is the appearance of this female model? What’s your second aunt’s name! Please answer!

Song Xiaobao: (Stunned) Oh my god, this question is too sudden. Let me tell you, what is the name of the second aunt? The second aunt is called Erbalzi!

Li Yong: Wait a minute, my second aunt is a woman from the south of the Yangtze River. Can she be called Er Baldy!

Song Xiaobao: What is it called?

Li Yong: Jiangnan women named it after their specialty, called rice.

Song Xiaobao: What’s your last name

Li Yong: Your last name is Xia

Song Xiaobao: The sewer, oh my god, I’m so angry

Li Yong: Xiaobao, look at this, look at this, do you think this teapot is from the Southern Song Dynasty or the Northern Song Dynasty

Song Xiaobao: From the Southern Song Dynasty

Li Yong: No

Song Xiaobao: From the Northern Song Dynasty

Li Yong: Not right either

Song Xiaobao: Who

Li Yong: It’s a gift, come and take it back

Song Xiaobao: Oh my god, I’m so angry

Li Yong: Just play by yourself, we’ll get to our third question soon. It's a music question, so you have to listen carefully because it's a set of songs. Come, please listen to the music.

(Music: Why am I always the one who gets hurt, why are you next to me, why do I say goodbye, why do I love you so much)

Li Yong: Excuse me, why is this all happening!

Song Xiaobao: (Stunned) I don’t know why. Why am I here? (Pushing Li Yong)

Li Yong: (referring to Song Xiaobao) You push me again! You push me again!

Song Xiaobao: I was pushing you, I was pointing you.

Li Yong: Hey, why don’t you order me

(Li Yong reaches out and covers Xiaobao’s head, throwing away Xiaobao’s hat)

Li Yong : I’ll cover you!

Song Xiaobao: Who are you covering? Who are you covering? You give it to me. .

Li Yong: What are you doing! It doesn't matter if I want a cigarette.

Song Xiaobao: I want you to let go of me.

Li Yong: Just take a step back and try.

Song Xiaobao: Oops, I thought I was being choked. Misunderstanding! I took off my hat, look at it.

Li Yong: It’s time for our last question, which is our pop song question.

Song Xiaobao: Give me a familiar pop song by Lan Xiang.

Li Yong: Then you have to go to the technical school to listen. Come on, here is the song below. It is very amazing. Listen to the intro and guess the title.

(Play music)

Song Xiaobao: Journey to the West Dare to ask where the road is

Li Yong: Wrong answer, the correct answer is desire.

Song Xiaobao: It’s impossible. Play that music quickly. I'll sing it, come on.

Li Yong: Try singing.

Song Xiaobao: Let me try singing.

Li Yong: It must be desire, not Journey to the West.

Song Xiaobao: Why hasn’t the applause stopped yet!

You bear the burden~

Li Yong: I was so confused back then~

Song Xiaobao: Welcome the sunrise~

Li Yong: Hard to choose~Life is a long road~Search up and down~

Song Xiaobao: Dare to ask where the road is~

Li Yong: Then it is on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau~~

O(∩_∩)OThank you~