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The man who was abused by domestic violence ran back to his mother-in-law's house to complain: a good marriage, domestic violence has also become a comedy, what do you think?

Introduction: Domestic violence is a cruel thing, but in some families, domestic violence has become a kind of flirting, but it has contributed to the happiness index of marriage. Why?

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Domestic violence, as soon as you hear this topic, it makes people shudder a little.

The times are progressing, but domestic violence has never stopped. As one of the family chores, this kind of violence has not really been stopped.

a man's slap and fist casually are fatal to a woman.

There is not a woman who is not suffering from domestic violence. Physical pain, children's inability to let go, and men's cruelty all destroy women's health.

Women are frequently killed by domestic violence, and all of them are cruel. Women are the vulnerable groups that should be protected, but men use their arrogant strength to destroy the fantasies of women.

If a role is reversed for domestic violence, it is not only cruel, but also a little happiness.

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On that day, I went to a friend's house as a guest, only to see her brother-in-law running back to her mother-in-law's house, complaining that she had been abused, and she must be judged.

My friend's mother looked at her son-in-law's injury, but there was no injury at all, just a bite on her arm, and she was bruised.

However, the performance must be coordinated to the end. My mother-in-law put on airs and got through her daughter's phone angrily, asking her to come back quickly.

when my daughter came back, she wronged her son-in-law. She kept talking about her sadness and looked at her daughter-in-law, fearing to do it again.

My mother-in-law listened almost enough, so she began to educate her daughter. She asked her daughter to apologize to her son-in-law, but she refused. My mother-in-law went to get a feather duster, as if she really wanted to fight.

At this time, the son-in-law stopped complaining, just kept pulling his daughter-in-law behind him, saying, "Mom, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it's okay, don't really do it, we're just kidding."

Then I took my daughter-in-law to go home, walked to the door and stopped. Then I took my daughter-in-law's face, opened her mouth, and observed her teeth while crouching for a while, saying, "Is your tooth loose? Do you want me to pull it out for you?"

then his wife kicked him again, and they left their friend's house when you pushed me.

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Half an hour's story and comments on domestic violence make me envy such a mode of getting along. A man's tolerance is nothing more than this.

My friend told me that she was used to her brother-in-law's sufferings.

Every time he is "wronged" at home, he runs back to his mother's house to tell his daughter-in-law, and then the family plays with him. When he is in balance, he goes home to live a good life. In the final analysis, my sister is still strong. Every time she quarrels, she will start work, scaring her brother-in-law to run for her life.

It's a mystery. In fact, it contains a man's love and responsibility.

how can a big man beat a woman? Men have to run back to their parents' homes to complain. After all, this family violence is an ingredient of happiness.

When it comes to this kind of "painful" man who is abused by a woman, my eldest brother also belongs to a column.

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Eldest brother told me that when we had a bitter quarrel for the first time, there was really a rhythm to fight.

However, seeing the frightened eyes and indomitable spirit of eldest sister-in-law, eldest brother felt a little funny, so he was beaten badly and bruised for the first time because of his soft heart.

It's really addictive. Every time I don't agree with my sister-in-law, I have the momentum to fight, and then my eldest brother "escaped" mainly.

I asked my eldest brother, "Are you so afraid of a woman?"

Big Brother said with a smile, "Don't you think it's funny? Look at her 6-meter-tall figure. To deal with me, a 6-meter-tall person, the hand is held up and the head is upturned, and the balance of the whole body can't be mastered, but the spirit is the most important thing.

It's not enough for her to slap me with all her strength to pat the dust on my body, but she can be silly and happy for a long time. It's even funnier to jump up and hit people. If her jumping ability is not enough, she uses high objects to make up for it.

It takes all her brute strength to hit me. I really want to laugh when she hits me, but I dare not. It's only when I hold back my laughter that I suffer. "

I guess my eldest brother is the only one who can still laugh at being "domestic violence".

eldest brother also said that her action of venting her emotions was an understatement to me, but it could make her angry for more than half. Why not?

However, Sister-in-law's heart is also soft. When she is angry, she wants to look like she has killed you. After beating twice to get rid of her anger, she starts to care about her eldest brother's "injuries" and asks if it hurts, so do you want to ice it?

At this time, the eldest brother plays tricks on his body, pretending to be in pain, and letting the eldest sister-in-law buy medicine, prepare food, and enjoy the treatment that a "patient" should have with peace of mind.

It turns out that victims of domestic violence in marriage can also be very happy.

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Men beat women and vent their anger with all their strength, which often damages women's health and staged one marriage tragedy after another.

When a woman hits a man and tries her best to vent her hatred, what she gets is a man's tolerance and a comedy of marriage.

a woman who is willing to accept a man's domestic violence will be recognized by the world as ignorant, not smart and not knowing how to protect herself.

A man who is willing to accept a woman's domestic violence is really a person worthy of love. Without enough love and tolerance, he can't do this.

Maybe some men will say that it's unfair to treat a man as happy even if he is loved by domestic violence.

The difference between the two domestic violence lies in: when a man hits a woman, the woman can't bear it, and the strength of the man is amazing. A hammer is enough to suffocate the woman, so it is a tragedy; And women beat men, the whole body strength is not as strong as a man's slap at best. Men's endurance for women's beating doesn't need to hold their breath at all and won't get hurt, so it's a comedy.

One is really attacking life, and the other is just playing around.

Of course, what we're talking about here doesn't include using tools. We really want to hurt each other and make noise.

more importantly, the wife's domestic violence against the husband we are talking about here is just like joking, referring to the marriage between husband and wife with true love.

After all, in some marriages, women abuse men, and their hands are really hard. They either scratch each other's faces, or pick up things around them and throw them at each other.

Therefore, a woman's domestic violence against a man has turned this domestic violence into "flirting and joking", which must be based on enough love between the two sides, and it is not really a cruel domestic violence attitude.

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A man who doesn't touch a woman can be either loving or being upright. And a man who is willing to be beaten by a woman is really loving and tolerant.

Life is so wonderful. A cruel thing can be interpreted as a comedy by changing roles.

However, remind the majority of male and female friends that whether it is comedy or tragedy, it is really not a good habit to hit people. It is better to do less. Whether you are willing to be hit or not, everyone has the right to take care of his own body and the obligation not to infringe others' bodies.

In life, people should learn to control their emotions first.

whether it's hitting people or making noise, the ultimate reason is that people will get hurt because they can't control their anger.

Changing one's mind in everything means changing one's result. Domestic violence is always hateful and discouraged. If you can solve it with your mouth, don't do it again.