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Historical celebrities with fixed surnames
In the spring of the first year of the Yuan Dynasty (A.D. 132 1), a big temple was built in Shouanshan, west of Beijing, to lock Bitha's loss and exhort Guan, Cheng Jue and Heng, thinking that although the East began, it would launch a big movement to consume money and treat the people well, which was not the reason for our prayers. And the age is in my heart, not Yixing. At the beginning, Liu Kui, Si Tuleideng made a false offer for the right people's land in Zhejiang, and paid 6 million yuan. Prime Minister Temudiel took half of it, supervised remonstrance and made a traitor, so he avoided remonstrance. In fact, Zuonan, the son of Tomodier, served as an adviser to the imperial history, and secretly said, "He stayed with an old minister. When he heard that things were inconvenient, he went to the white and made a rude mention." Yuan Yingzong was confused for a moment, but he killed Sobit's lost treasure and Guanyin treasure, killed Jiao and Qian Heng with a stick, slandered them and fled to someone else. In the early years of Taiding in Yasu First Year (A.D. 1324), the Yuan court rehabilitated Sobithar, posthumously awarded doctors Zide, Zhongcheng and Shangbaojun, and pursued the title of Yongping County Duke, losing his virginity. After that, he gave his wife 500 yuan's money and 1000 mu of fertile land, and also enshrined the tree as a holy road. The name is Suogelao, and he will be a scholar in the next four years (AD 1624). He used to be a Taoist priest in Changsha, Hunan Province, an examiner in Jiangnan, and his disciples were all over the world. When I returned to my hometown and Luoning in my later years, I liked pleading for the people and poking fun at the county magistrate with many anecdotes. Lock Blue Cabl's story is very popular. He is smart and interesting in dealing with mediocre officials, and people like to talk about him at home. When Lock Blue Cabl was a child, reading was different. Others read books and cherish them very much. If he accidentally drops the ink on the book, he will feel annoyed, regret and blame himself. However, Lock Blue Cabl is not like this. He likes to scribble on books and write his feelings between the lines. On one occasion, Mr. Xue saw that he was engaged in "eyebrow criticism" again, so he pointed to the classroom wall and motioned for him to pay attention to the big characters written on the wall. Lock Blue Cabl saw four big letters written on the wall: "Respect and cherish the word paper". In the past, private schools had a solemn atmosphere. Every day, as soon as students enter the school gate, they see the portrait of Confucius. Students must bow before the portrait of Confucius, and then pay attention to the words "respect and cherish the word paper" After showing respect for culture, they can sit down and study. Students generally don't scribble on paper. They cherish the paper with words and can't tear it casually. However, Lock Blue Cabl has his own opinion. He said to the teacher, "of course I know how to cherish the word paper, but I wrote down my feelings in order to deepen my understanding of the text." In this way, you can effectively use the learning materials, which is also a treasure of word paper! " Hearing his words, the teacher was very surprised. Although I praised him in my heart, I didn't say anything. But after going out, he happily said to people: "This student will be very successful in the future and will definitely win the bid!" " Later, Lock Blue Cabl was not only successfully admitted to a scholar and a juren, but also admitted to a scholar, with a pleasant journey and prosperous spring breeze. After Lock Blue Cabl was admitted to the Jinshi Examination, he indulged Taoist priests in Changsha, Hunan Province in the tenth year of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty (AD 1630), ranking fourth. He was a permanent examiner in the south of the Yangtze River, with many students and great fame. In his later years, he retired and returned to his hometown in Luoning.
It is said that he was very good when he came back. There was no one bigger than him in the local area at that time. The accompanying officers brought back an imperial edict and a pair of big gauze lanterns, "Jiangnan Examiner" and "The Old Man in Wendian Pavilion". These two things have the demeanor of the emperor and the majesty of the court, which is quite a bit biased. For local officials, this is a moderate impact; For Lock Blue Cabl, these are symbols of his status. Lock Blue Cabl has been staying at home since he retired. He runs a vegetable garden, where he usually grows vegetables and exercises. Suddenly, one day, the county official came to the news that the minister of records and records of Song Dynasty (the prime minister) would come to inspect in a few days, and now he has set off from Beijing. The news was uploaded by provinces, prefectures, States and counties, and officials at all levels were shocked and deliberately greeted; Various officials are busy everywhere, up and down. However, after receiving the news, Lock Blue Cabl was very happy, but quietly, so he went to the garden to grow vegetables every day. It turns out that this song "Meeting" is an example of Hunan. Lock Blue Cabl gave him academic advice when he was an examiner in Jiangnan. Later, he won the top prize and became prime minister. When he was grateful to his teacher, he played the role of the imperial court and came to visit Lock Blue Cabl. Song's visit gave great face. After Song came to Luoning, the local reception was very grand, with yellow sand on the floor, reed mats covering the sky, crowding round, majestic and extraordinary. And the village in Lock Blue Cabl, Zhaili Village, is very quiet and does not have this etiquette. Lock Blue Cabl said to the villagers, "What should we do? Don't delay farm work!" So, Song came to the village head, but after a long time, he couldn't get there either, so he had to go to the vegetable garden himself. The two met in a vegetable garden across a ditch. Lock Blue Cabl said, "Well, I'm getting old. If you give me a hand, I will go there. " So he stepped forward, took Song's arm and crossed the ditch with him. When Song saw bamboo sticks, straw sandals and cloth towels, he was dressed like an ordinary person, and the decoration at home was simple. Moreover, he listened to his words and asked himself to give him a hand. So when he returned to Beijing, he told the emperor that Lock Blue Cabl lived a poor life and grew vegetables all day. Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty thought that Lock Blue Cabl was an upright official, and he was also an upright official at night. Give the "Tiantan old man" a salary and a royal suit. Since then, the locals have referred to Lock Blue Cabl as "Master Ge" or "Old Ge" for short.
In the 12th year of Chongzhen in Ming Dynasty (A.D. 1632), there was a severe drought. In May and June, the wheat was on the ground and the sun was burning. Farmers in Luoning are busy harvesting in the fields, which is very hard. However, the county magistrate urged the grain in advance and sent the chief to force it. The farmer had no choice but to plead with the lock pavilion. This county magistrate named Liu Hongye is a mediocre official. Lock Blue Cabl usually ignores him, but this time, for the benefit of the masses, he has to walk under the scorching sun. However, instead of going to the county government, he wore a royal robe and went straight to the Confucius Temple in the city with his servants. Confucius Temple is a place for offering sacrifices to Confucius. When the county magistrate heard that Lock Blue Cabl was going to meet him at the Confucian Temple, he immediately understood that this was a political lesson for him, so he had to listen to the instructions carefully. Lock Blue Cabl said, "I want to meet you in Beijing, and I have come to say goodbye to you. Prepare four small dishes and a little thin wine, and still hope to accept it. " The magistrate saw that there was nothing on the table, and only drew four plates and two wine glasses, and painted them with white powder. Nothing, what to eat! The magistrate was annoyed and embarrassed, so he had to stand aside and handle it carefully. Lock Blue Cabl talked to himself and ignored others. I was so angry that the county magistrate resented me from the heart, and evil was born on the edge of courage, waiting for an attack. Suddenly, two sparrows flew in and landed on the beam of the hall. Lock Blue Cabl then pointed to Mulberry and scolded: "In May and June, on the first day of wheat delivery, everyone went to Longkou to grab grain and the granules returned to the warehouse; You little thing, how dare you make trouble in front of me! " Hearing this, the county magistrate knew that Lock Blue Cabl was dissatisfied with his urging for grain, and immediately said, "Summer grain is postponed, summer grain is postponed." . It is normal for officials to fight for the front line, but Lock Blue Cabl fights for fun. Such funny people in officialdom add a little softness to the stiff political struggle. One December, it was freezing, and there was no farm work to do in the field. The villagers are bored. When they met Lock Blue Cabl, they all said that they should take part in some cultural activities to relieve their boredom. Lock Blue Cabl said it was easy. In the early morning of the 24th of the twelfth lunar month, he sent someone to erect a scarecrow at the head of the village, with two hundred coppers in his left hand and a knife in his right. He hung a piece of cloth on his body, and a line said, "Play a proverb. If you guess right, you can get a banquet; The banquet was presented by the riddler. " Word got around that there were as many people going to solve riddles on the lanterns in Zhaili Village as there were temple fairs. But everyone guessed and guessed, but they didn't guess. Lock Blue Cabl said with a smile, "If you can't guess, I'll have to take off my ring on New Year's Eve and avoid this banquet!" On New Year's Eve, no one guessed. Lock Blue Cabl sent people to evacuate the scarecrow. Just as he was about to start work, he suddenly approached a man and said, "Wait a minute, let me guess!" " As you can see, this man is Ma Qilong, the champion of the new subject. I saw him walk around the scarecrow and put all the 200 pence in the scarecrow's left hand in his pocket. He slowly took the knife from the scarecrow's right hand and cut off the scarecrow's head. Everyone said, "I can't guess, but I have to rob money to destroy it!" This is not bad, is it? Tell Ge Lao to go! " Unexpectedly, Lock Blue Cabl came to have a look and laughed: "What a new champion! You guessed it! " Everyone is puzzled and confused. Lock Blue Cabl explained, "This is called' taking money to hurt the Lord'." On New Year's Day, Lock Blue Cabl really hosted a banquet at home, but he didn't invite the champion of the new department to have dinner alone. He also invited several scholars from the village. He encouraged everyone to use their intelligence and wisdom to win glory for the village like the champion of the new subject. A few years later, the new champion left his hometown and came to Beijing, and Lock Blue Cabl wanted more. There are bamboos everywhere in Luoning, so I found a bamboo pole and tied a few catties of beef on it for everyone to play games. The rules of the game are: whoever can pick these pounds of beef belongs to him. But don't put down the bamboo pole and climb it. You can only pick it by hand. Tall and stout bamboo poles stand at the head of the village. I don't know how many smart people are in the crowd, but no one can take the meat down, so I have to worry. The news spread, and a young man named Zhang Wan came to Zhaili Village. Without saying anything, he put the bamboo pole into the well and picked out the beef. Lock Blue Cabl said, "It's called easy access. This boy can turn his head, which is a good material. " There is a student in Lock Blue Cabl named Zhao Tinggui. He is very clever and talented, but he is very playful, careless in his studies and idle in his behavior. Lock Blue Cabl hated iron for not turning into steel, and once said angrily to him, "From ancient times to the present, anyone who wants to make great achievements must be smart and diligent. You are very talented, but if you delay, you will never get ahead in your life! " Unexpectedly, the student had a big temper and retorted to his face, "What if I can get ahead?" ? You bet! "Lock Blue Cabl said," if you can get ahead, my door will open backwards! Several years passed, and one day, Lock Blue Cabl was having a big meal at home. A little boy deliberately came to the door to take a shit, and the guard intervened, but the little boy pinched his neck and said, "My dad said that Master Ge's door was opened backwards! This is not a door! The gatekeeper told Ge Lao about it, patted his forehead and said, "Go and ask who the child's father is!" " ! Only after asking did I know that this child is the son of Zhao Tinggui, the top scholar in the new department. Lock Blue Cabl waved and said, "well, there is nothing to say. Block the front door and open it backwards! Baoyu didn't say what Zhao Tinggui said until he heard this. "。 All the people who went to the party came to dissuade them: "Why take the joke of that year seriously? Lock Blue Cabl said with a smile: "One sentence inspired a scholar, and the door opened backwards, which is worthwhile!" ! "(ad 1945 ~ present), Luoyang, Henan. Famous environmental protection technical expert. Senior engineer, 1968 graduated from mechanical department of Lanzhou Railway Institute. Now he works in Shijiazhuang Vehicle Factory of the Ministry of Railways and is the executive director of Shijiazhuang Environmental Science Society. Mainly engaged in environmental protection and social science research. In-depth research in environmental science, information science, engineering technology, leadership science and so on. Representative works include Comprehensive Review of Natural Science and Social Science, People Should Be Worthy of Life, Railway Environmental Protection Textbook, Road, etc. He has published more than 65,438+000 papers, mainly including National Information Network should be established as soon as possible, Doing Information Work Well to Promote China's Soaring, Desiring to Establish Environmental Information Network, Ideological and Political Work Centered on Mobilizing People's Enthusiasm, and Thinking about Engineering Mathematics. Many suggestions have been adopted by governments at all levels.
1994 was awarded the title of advanced individual in national environmental protection publicity and education by the State Environmental Protection Bureau and the Central Committee of the Communist Youth League No.575.1In August, 999, the Central University for Nationalities Press published an anthology of environmental protection and politics, "Rebuilding Noah's Ark" with more than 360,000 words.
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