Arctic jokes

1.

A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the ice sea.

What did it become when it was picked up?

Betel nut. . . .

II.

Part I

There is a polar bear

Living in the Arctic

This is the only one

It felt very bored, so

it started to pull out its own hair

one hair, two hairs, three hairs...

Plugging it out It didn't take long to pull it out

After pulling it out, it said:

"It's so cold..."

Part II

Later, the penguin passed by

and saw a pile of polar bear fur on the ground

He ran to ask the polar bear what was wrong

The polar bear just said one, five, ten Tell the penguin

But the penguin didn't believe it....

So the penguin started to pull it out one by one...

After plucking it out~~ it Said...

"What the polar bear said is true...it's really cold!!!"

Part III

This news It spread to Africa

A tiger in Africa didn’t believe it

He deliberately lay down on the grassland

Let the sun expose him

Thinking It started to pluck out the hair on its body

One by one...and soon all the hair on its body was also plucked

It was stunned for a moment

Said something......................

"The polar bear is lying...I have plucked all my fur...and it won't even get cold..."

Part IV

While polar bears, penguins and tigers were plucking their hair...

The king of beasts, the lion, learned the news...

It just feels like fans are wondering... Why are a bunch of animals plucking their hair? !

Is this a new trend?

So lions also joined the ranks of hair plucking...

One pinch...two pinches...three pinches. ..

When the lion finished plucking his mane~~~nothing happened...

Just when the lion regretted his boring behavior...

Another lion rushed over at a very fast speed...

There was a cry@#$amp;*After that...

The lion Crying and saying........................

"Woooo~~~~It turned out that all the hair was removed The hair will be mistaken for a lioness by someone of the same sex...by @#*"

Part V

A turtle also ran to the North Pole

He also wanted to pluck it out Hair

So the tortoise said...

"Damn it, I have no hair..."

As a result, a horse at the equator sneezed and said. .Who's talking about me... I'm so cold

Part VI

Birds flying in the sky

I saw a bunch of animals plucking their feathers below, so Come and have a look too.

One hair, two hairs, three hairs...

After plucking it out, it said...

"Yeah... .....Can't fly!"

He fell to his death after that.

Part VII

The lion and the tiger were very angry that the polar bear was lying

So they set out to the North Pole to find the polar bear's theory

And when the lion and the tiger After the tiger arrived after traveling for several months

Of course the fur grew again

So after they met

the polar bear said to the lion and tiger

Really, if you don’t believe me, you can ask the penguin

Otherwise you will know after plucking it again

Then the lion and tiger began to plucking their fur again in doubt

The turtle that arrived later also joined everyone

In the end everyone came to the same conclusion

"It's really cold!!!"

Part VIII The Ultimate Big Game Ending

At this time, the legendary Neptune monster came to the North Pole. At the North Pole

Using Neptune's high technology, he built a "North Pole Geocenter Hot Spring Sauna" "

We gathered heroes from all walks of life to watch it plucking its hair in the oven and then said:

"In fact, it may not be cold. !? It’s so hot!?"

3.

There is a penguin whose home is so far away from the polar bear’s home that it would take 20 years to get there by walking. One day, Penguin was very bored at home and was going to play with the polar bear. Then he went out, but when he was halfway down the road, he found that he had forgotten to lock the door. It had been 10 years since he left, but the door was still locked. It had to be locked, so the penguin walked home again to lock the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!"

After the polar bear opened the door, what do you think he said? ..."Let's go to your house to play~"