Jokes about orangutans

A gorilla came to the zoo. It was so ugly that the tourists threw up all over the floor. One day I went and I vomited; Another day, you went and the orangutan threw up. ...

A man met an orangutan. The orangutan wants to eat him. He shot an arrow first and the orangutan caught it with his right hand. He shot another arrow and the orangutan caught it with his left hand. Do you know how the orangutan died in the end? The orangutan beats his chest when he is excited, but forgets that he has an arrow in his hand and stabbed himself to death!

The gorilla stepped on the gibbon's shit, and the gibbon was embarrassed to clean it up quickly, so they fell in love. Later, someone asked them how they met and fell in love. The gorilla said: It's all ape shit (fate).