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The first article: "Three and a half lines from the hospital"

The moon in the sky is round and round. The fruits in my hands are fragrant and sweet. Let's meet at the provincial hotel in the New Year - get-together!

A few of us went on stage and performed three and a half sentences for everyone. What should we do if we don’t say it well? ——Just take a look! Jilin Pharmacy is extraordinary, the leading chain store, fighting against the storm in the market economy - ahead of the curve!

A full range of medicines, caring for life every day, reasonable prices and good services - famous store!

It is passed down to ten, hundreds, hundreds, and thousands

Customers praise the big pharmacy - not easy! Promotional evaluation and publicity, free pills in senior apartments, free physical examinations are heart-warming - send warmth! 1 yuan of medicines and medicated meals, high-quality service with heart in mind, I will meet customer needs - not difficult! Taking the health of the people as our own responsibility and making more contributions to the development of medicine, Guofeng Pharmaceutical goes to the community - a performance!

I am very busy during the Pharmaceutical Expo. Clean up the small medicine box at home and use medicine safely to protect your health - advocate!

Teacher’s Day gift cards to show love, membership cards connected with love

The second article: "Three and a half sentences for the hospital"

Standing in front of the stage with a dozen gongs and drums , four people performed three and a half sentences, asked with a smile what should I say tonight, guess what! Let's all come to the party tonight, forget all the pain and tiredness, look forward to tomorrow, my heart will be drunk, and I won't sleep! There have been many ups and downs, many love affairs, and the struggle of the three hospitals will never stop. If you want to ask what will happen in the future, you will definitely win! The newly built ward is high-end and has first-class hotel facilities. Everyone from all walks of life praises it, great! The marble floor is bright and shiny, the stainless steel railings are shining, and the cleaning supplies in the department are neat and bright! The emergency department has been open for many years, the hospital is quite strong, the reimbursement ratio is rising year by year, and the people are willing! All the departments in the hospital are very good, and every department wants to give a few thumbs up. The party time is limited, no luck! This time, I will first praise the clinical practice and business technology. If you want to ask what it is like, listen up!

Director of Internal Medicine 111. The corridor is full of patients. You have to ask him if he is tired or not! The name of the director of surgery 11. He has superb skills and precise skills, and his facial features and hands and feet are exquisite and his hands are dexterous! The director of pediatrics called 11. His skills are like spring bamboo shoots. He leads the whole department to work hard and is awesome! The director of the gynecology department has many talents, and the army of women covers Huxi. I want to ask the leader which flower. *** The emergency department director is very capable and is good at rescuing patients. I want to ask him which one he is. ** The operating room is first-class and the laminar flow equipment is advanced. , The director's skills and appearance are as good as a flower, **

The clinicians have a set of skills, high medical ethics, and high medical skills. Patients are given red envelopes when they are discharged from the hospital. Don't! The nursing staff are so handsome, their service is enthusiastic and attentive, and the patients praise them for their skill, which is hard to find! Who is the leader of the clinical department and the dean is the best? If you want the disease to be cured, ***!

Doctors and patients are originally one family. You help me and I help him. Understanding and trust promotes harmony and is a family! Civilized language and etiquette, keeping the trust of life in mind, responsible technology to ensure safety, the key! We rely on everyone to increase revenue and reduce expenditure, always innovate and spread good stories, learn from others, never neglect others, and strive to be the first! Unite and work hard to set an example, be prepared for development in times of peace, strive to reach 20 million, and keep working! All employees are warm-hearted and needless to say no matter the big or small things. They are more prepared for this year and will work hard. It’s a lively gathering of the three hospitals. Please forgive me if I say something bad. The exciting program is coming later. Keep watching!

The third article: "Three and a half funny sentences in the hospital"

The four of us walked onto the stage, the gongs and drums of joy were beating, what should we say-bye! (Three people in the first group): You haven’t acted yet, why are you saying goodbye? (Fourth person): Hey, let’s do it again. Hello fellow leaders, the Year of the Monkey is coming soon, let’s first wish you a Happy New Year - (jointly) Happy New Year! I'm going to say three and a half sentences today, so please forgive me if I don't say it well. No matter if the performance is good or not – don’t run! We have a lot to say, so don’t be too wordy. I hope you can support us—applause!

The Year of the Monkey is an auspicious year, and there are endless blessings to say, so just beat the gongs and drums and say a few words to wish.

I wish everyone safety, good luck and no disasters, and set an example by obeying traffic regulations without being fined.

Secondly, I wish everyone good health, and don’t be reckless in combining work and rest. You can’t sit in a car every day, but you must exercise.

Third, I wish you all good financial resources. Work hard and make more money. Taking good care of your body is the key and saves the most money.

I wish you all a happy family, respecting the elderly and loving the young from generation to generation, and may the family happiness be as sweet as honey and be envied by everyone!

I wish you all happiness, love and love together as husband and wife, and it’s fun to come to the hospital in your spare time.

The performance of the center is getting higher and higher, the hard work of the leadership is indispensable, and the leadership team is united and coordinated!

The second-line doctors are very skilled, only the emergency department is 120, and they can handle both internal and external women and children - OK

The medical technology department has a heavy task, and all staff respond together, and the work progress is guaranteed to be successful. ——Fight hard!

To protect all the girls, Xiao Gu takes the lead in tackling the difficulties, and Bao Ma’s thumbs are raised - good, good, good! Personnel files are very trivial, don’t say it doesn’t matter, every contribution is precious, I’m really tired!

Although there are few financial staff, they are very capable of calculating and calculating, and the accountants and cashiers are here to count the money. How about (together) - they are very enthusiastic about taking out the money to provide logistics support, and they put in a lot of sweat. Every time it snows, they are tired of reporting - physical strength good! Medical work is very lively, and everything needs to be thought of first. You have to ask how big your contribution is – it’s not small! The information service is very comprehensive. Everyone revolves around the Internet and does not neglect any work - they all come to me! The staff at the window serve first, and the service procedures are prioritized. As soon as we enter the lobby and the things are done, it's not easy! ?The trade union activities are well organized, including rope skipping, tug of war, gymnastics, physical fitness and talent display - it's really lively. The kitchen work is meticulous and wonderful, the restaurant chef is so skillful, just make sure you are full with hot dishes and rice - don't hold it back. ?There are many beauties new to the medical field. Where can I find such girls? What to do if you want to get close - date!

There are still many bachelors. What should they do if they don’t have a wife? (Together: Yes.) Don’t worry, leave the matter to He Shilao.

I am very experienced in this matter, and the girl came to me to test it. (Together: What) No, a good horse needs a good saddle, and I check the quality of the girl.

Our hospital has good performance, and provincial and municipal leaders come to guide us. We work hard and are not proud, - take the lead! Fifteen moons and sixteen circles, how can one person take credit? Without the support of family members, it is impossible to reach the sky! Efforts will naturally be rewarded, and the salary will be higher and higher. When you return home, old and young will reach out and hand over the money! We have done a good job this year, we must not be proud, the leadership annual meeting will summarize it - BBK!

Another year of overfulfillment, and I am overjoyed to see the results. On behalf of everyone, I would like to express my wish, the leader (joint) - send more money! The center's prospects are infinitely bright, convenience and benefit to the people are the most important, and people's satisfaction is the goal, --- create new highs! Don't rush in, don't panic, leave the topic for next year. Strive to be the first and talk about dedication, and let’s see how we perform next year! ? Set new goals in the new year. No matter how difficult the task is, it is not too high. As long as everyone works hard together, we must exceed it. The Year of the Monkey is an auspicious year. I can’t say enough blessings. I’ll beat the gongs and drums and say a few words. I wish you all -

Everything goes well, everything goes as you wish, everything is perfect, ninety-nine are of the same mind, money comes from all directions, and the seven stars shine brightly. Good luck on the 66th, let’s all gather together today and forget the hardships and fatigue of the past year. My heart is drunk with longing for tomorrow, and we will chase the future together in the hospital. Happiness connects you and me, brothers and sisters laugh haha!

We have worked hard to prepare for today’s party. There are still good programs below. Otherwise, we will retreat.

Part 4: "Three and a Half Lines for the Hospital New Year"

The golden pig is in full bloom in spring, and the employees are reunited to celebrate the New Year. The four of us stand on the stage, and it is lively.

The hospital leadership has a strategy, a good development prospect, and a harmonious society to write a new chapter and take the lead.

Experts and professors are the mainstay, and they have unique methods for difficult and complicated diseases. Patients travel thousands of miles to find famous doctors and register.

Every doctor has his own way of doing things. They have high medical ethics and high medical skills. They don’t want to give red envelopes to patients after they are discharged.

The nurse is so beautiful, her service is enthusiastic and considerate, and the patients praise her for her skill, which is really high. This article comes from

Part 5: "Three and a Half Lines in the Hospital"

The four of us walked onto the stage and the gongs and drums were beating in celebration. What should we say? (Bang) Goodbye!

(First three): Why are you saying goodbye before the show starts?

(Ding) Hey, let’s do it again.

Today I will say three and a half sentences. If you don’t say it well, you won’t eat. As for whether you say it well or not? Look, everyone.

Yes, everyone, look!

Hello fellow leaders, the New Year is coming soon, let’s first come to wish you a happy New Year and give money

Let’s gather together tonight and celebrate the New Year happily. Let’s talk first. Say our hospital is approved

The customer service in the market is very important. I have blisters on my feet. Everyone is a hero. Applause

The logistics work is detailed and complicated, and the canteen chef is skillful. , I want to eat this meal, it’s so delicious

The human resources department takes on the heavy responsibility of mobilizing benefits and merits, everything is for the good of employees, hard work

The financial department makes a big move, running around with abacus on their backs , budget carefully