Ask for a funny sketch script for two people.

Chu Xun Yu: First of all, my name is not Hello. My name is Chu Xun Yu. Second, you ruined my good mood. Third, ...

Gangster: You ruined my good mood, too. Cut the crap and take the money!

Chu Xun Yu: What are you doing? Money is just a symbol. It can mean many things. I think we'd better not discuss this problem now.

Gangster: ... (long reaction) Take the money! Money!

Chu Xun Yu: Do you only care about money? If you need money, you can earn it by your own efforts. You should study hard now, so that you won't be eliminated by society in the future. Besides, there are many important things in a person's life that money can't buy, and I don't want you to trample on my dignity with the word money. ...

Gangster: (loudly and painfully) All right, you can go.

Chu: If you do this, you will only make your family sad, and this society will become no longer beautiful because of your existence.

Gangster: (Collapse) Are you going or not? !

Chu Xun Yu: I'm not finished. I think ...

Gangster: Ah! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Enter to escape)

Gangster: Hey, hand over the money!

Murong Haiyun: (arranging hair style) Am I handsome?

Gangster: (stunned) What did you say?

Murong Haiyun: Let me ask you, am I handsome? (giggle)

Gangster: well ... (suddenly remembering that he is robbing) I don't care if you are handsome or not, bring money!

Murong Haiyun: I'll give you a minute to apologize to me!

Gangster: (Draw a sword) Cut the crap, money!

Murong Haiyun: I hate people who threaten me!

One punch passed and the gangster was injured.

Gangster: forgive me ...

Murong Haiyun: Then tell me, am I handsome today? (Looking up proudly)

Gangster: (Chickens peck at rice) Handsome, handsome!

Murong Haiyun: OK, you can go. Remember not to let me see you again next time!

Gangster: Yes, (running and shouting) Brother Haiyun, I love you. ...

Murong Haiyun sneered: It's not my fault to be rich and handsome!

Gangster: Take out the money!

Duan Rem: (looking at him gloomily)

Gangster: Hey, you!

Duan Rem: (His eyes become more melancholy)

Gangster: (annoyed) Stop playing dumb and take the money!

Duan: Can I play a song for you?

Gangster: (dumbfounded) Play a tune?

Duan: (gentle) Yes, this is a very soothing world famous song, which Yu Xin taught me.

Gangster: (killed by eyes) OK, but I don't have a piano at home!

Duan: It doesn't matter. Let's go to the school music classroom. I have a special concert there today.

Gangster: But, but, listening to your music, I have no money on me and no money to buy a ticket. ...

Duan: It doesn't matter. I'll pay for the ticket.

Gangster: (killed by melancholy eyes again) Thank you! ! Then let's go.

Gangster: Robbery, hand over the money!

Shangguan Ruiqian: (Do not believe) Robbery? Just kidding!

Gangster: This is robbery!

Shangguan Ruiqian: (disdainful) Did you bring a knife?

Gangster: (rub, pull out the knife) Here it is!

Shangguan Ruiqian: (startled, damn, it's really a knife) Brother, have something to say.

Gangster: Don't befriend, money! !

Shangguan Ruiqian: (smiles obsequiously) Brother, I'll introduce you to a beautiful MM. ...

Gangster: (impatient) Dude has a girlfriend, get the money quickly! !

Shangguan Ruiqian: (thinking hard and trying to find a way) Brother, I'm not married and I haven't enjoyed a good life. Please don't bother me. I am old and young ... (trying to squeeze out my tears)

Gangster: (thinking) Not married? There is a lot of fuss about old people and young people. Take out the money.

Shangguan Ruiqian: (Seeing the gang, another trick was born) I am one of H4 in Elliston, and the headmaster is afraid of us. If you are smart, please let me go quickly!

Gangster: (contemptuously) I only know F4, but I don't know H4. Take the money!

Shangguan Ruiqian: (Shit, don't eat hard or soft, you can only take out the killer) Look, the gray machine! (of the sky)

The gangster looked up and Shangguan trotted away and disappeared.

Gangster: Come on, hand over the money!

Ye Shuo: Wait a minute, I'll finish this website first.

Gangster: No, call out the money now!

Ye Shuo: (anxiously) It will be ready soon. Just one step away. Wait another ten minutes.

Gangster: (wondering) What stupid website?

Ye Shuo: I set up my own game website. Have you ever played Legend?

Gangster: (excited) You also play legends?

Ye Shuo: That's the game I designed! (Proud)

Gangster: (admiringly) Really, you are really something! Many people play in my industry.

Ye Shuo: (Robbers play legends) No wonder your skills are getting better and better!

Gangster: How long will it take?

Ye Shuo: It will be ready soon. Please sit by and wait for a while.

Gangster: (Sit down) Don't worry, the important thing is to design the game.

Ye Shuo: I'm thirsty. Can you buy me a bottle of water? (Take out ten dollars)

Gangster: No, I have money here! You wait. (running quickly to the canteen)

Teachers make students and students make teachers.

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "

The teacher said angrily, "Good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? "

So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?"

The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" "

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " "

The students shouted: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon and good evening!" "

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. Start now. "

Teacher: "The weather is fine today."

Student: "The weather is terrible today."

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people."

Student: "There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar."

Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " "

Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "

Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " "

Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " "

Teacher: "I was wrong."

Student: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " "

Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid."

Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! "

Student: "Go on now! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "

Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" " "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher should listen to the students!" " "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " "

Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "

Teacher: "Are you endless?"

Student: "We finish what we started!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! "

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "

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