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Funny jokes in real life

1. An 85-year-old woman married a 25-year-old young man. The next day, the young man died. The result of forensic identification is food poisoning. (ate expired milk)

The farmer slept naked in the orchard and was awakened by laughter. It turned out to be a monkey standing in front of him, laughing wildly. The farmer asked inexplicably, what are you laughing at? The monkey said: after eating fruit all my life, I saw bananas and walnuts grow together for the first time.

When the hunter was hunting, he saw two birds in the tree. He raised his gun and shot down a bird. He found it hairless, and he wondered. The other flew down and cursed: Shit, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you killed her.

4. A poor village gave a subsidy, and an old man asked: What kind of money is this? The village chief said: it is a one-time living allowance. The old man was surprised and left with the money. The next day, the old man bent down to help the wall to find the village head. I want three sex subsidies today.