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Funny jokes in real life
The farmer slept naked in the orchard and was awakened by laughter. It turned out to be a monkey standing in front of him, laughing wildly. The farmer asked inexplicably, what are you laughing at? The monkey said: after eating fruit all my life, I saw bananas and walnuts grow together for the first time.
When the hunter was hunting, he saw two birds in the tree. He raised his gun and shot down a bird. He found it hairless, and he wondered. The other flew down and cursed: Shit, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you killed her.
4. A poor village gave a subsidy, and an old man asked: What kind of money is this? The village chief said: it is a one-time living allowance. The old man was surprised and left with the money. The next day, the old man bent down to help the wall to find the village head. I want three sex subsidies today.
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