Joke: bear hunting.

I saw you put your hand into the price detector in the supermarket the other day, showing 8 yuan of pig's trotters. You thought there was something wrong with the machine, so you stuck your head in it. I almost died laughing: pig head 18 yuan!

The hunter killed the bear, but failed. In order to survive, he obeyed the bear and was humiliated by the bear. The next day, I hunted again for revenge, but I still failed and was humiliated. After several times, it was time to go hunting in the mountains again. The bear said with a wry smile, are you hunting or prostitution? !

How much love you have, you can start over. Supreme treasure teaches you a trick: take your box of home improvement cookies to the balcony at night, and then shout to the moon: Boruo Bomi!

Remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly, "Count off!" " "So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

In the 1980s, Guo Jing's father was besieged by several Song soldiers, who killed him one by one. Among those fallen Song Bing, one is called Stephen Chow.

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. The water said to the fish, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

At the flag-raising ceremony, the headmaster made a thought report: "... I am the son of China people." The following student: "I am a citizen of China."

Anonymous was driving a long-distance sports car, but the speed was only 25-30KM/H, and suddenly a traffic policeman jumped out and stopped her car. Miss is startled: Did I break the rules? Traffic Police: Please drive faster!

God said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. Let's change it. I took out your photo and said I want this person to look good. He pondered: I'd better bring a globe.

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell down, I ran up and stepped on my foot!

In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. The classmate was in a daze and couldn't say anything ... The teacher said, "Is that okay?"? I won't scream either! " Classmate: "Cheep."

A boy met a girl in the class on the way to take a bath, and thought he should say hello, but there seemed to be nothing to say, so he popped out: Are there many people in the bathhouse?

In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation. He rolled his sleeves on the podium and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change! ……

The chemistry experimental class of Grade One in Senior High School is carrying out the experiment of replacing silver. A classmate shouted, "Teacher! There is really money coming out! " Then he said, "Teacher, why don't you sell money?"

During the self-study class, the director of the Academic Affairs Office came in and asked the monitor, "Help me find two people, I want class flowers", so the monitor organized the whole class to vote for two class flowers to find the director, and the director said, "Come with me to the Academic Affairs Office, I want to move flowers."

A mosquito stung his left arm and took a long drink. You were awakened by a sting. At the moment when you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you: Your blood is flowing in my body!

Xiaoming went to the seaside. When he saw the sea, he couldn't help shouting: The sea! Mom! As soon as his voice fell, a huge wave hit his face. He was furious and scolded: Shit! It's a fucking stepmother!

The shoe store owner measured A's foot. A nearsighted man saw the boss's bald head and thought his knees were exposed, so he covered it with a long skirt-the boss shouted, Oh dear! The fuse has blown again!

The shoe store owner measured A's foot. A nearsighted man saw the boss's bald head and thought his knees were exposed, so he covered it with a long skirt-the boss shouted, Oh dear! The fuse has blown again!

One day, the greedy dog jumped on the dining table looking for food and found a roast chicken. When he was about to eat, the host suddenly shouted, If you dare to do anything to that chicken, I will do anything to you! So the puppy licked the chicken's ass.

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