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Soviet soldiers spent more than 2 years alone in bomb shelters in Germany during World War II.

In p>1945, the defeated German army was going through a hellish test. Not far from the birthplace of the war, a team of six German soldiers fell out of the team. The Soviet Red Army followed closely, and six German soldiers were exhausted. There happens to be a bomb shelter on the side of the road, so you can take shelter. They thought, "Who cares? Let's go to sleep first."

The huge bomb shelter is empty, and there are many rooms with bags of military uniforms. The tired soldiers fell asleep, even though they heard the explosion. When they woke up, it was dark in the cave. Sergeant Sue turned on the lighter and saw that something terrible happened: huge reinforced concrete blocks blocked the entrance steps of the air-raid shelter, and the falling mountain blocked the hole. Fortunately, a cool wind blew in from the gap between two huge cement blocks, which became a vent to maintain their lives. Fortunately, the bomb shelter is still full of biscuits, flour, drinks, wine, candles, matches and cigarettes, and they are also "well-fed".

the long underground life began. Six soldiers built small bedrooms with biscuit boxes, made beds with military coats, lit candles and slept separately. Under this isolated ground, day and night can't be separated. The master sergeant carved a calendar on a wooden door and watched his luminous watch draw a grid every 12 hours. In order to get the rescue, they took turns to shout at the vent, but no one heard them all the time. Because the German engineers responsible for blowing up the bomb shelter were captured by the Soviets before they fled, they confessed that the bomb shelter was empty. After the Soviet army occupied this place, it was too late to clean up the battlefield, so they surrounded them with iron thistles and put up a wooden sign that said, "Danger, don't go near!" "

The soldiers finally found it useless to shout, so they stopped in despair. In order to survive, the master sergeant made a set of life rules for everyone, stipulating when to eat and sleep. After dinner, everyone took turns telling stories. After the story is finished, I will take a walk, do gymnastics, play games, roll dice and play poker. He also organized a competition for everyone, and the winner could get some cigarettes and smoke them near the vent.

They used the last room of the air-raid shelter as a toilet, and covered the toilet with flour. Fortunately, they have a lot of flour.

after 48 days of isolation, tragedy happened. A soldier had a nervous breakdown and made a terrible cry. Before anyone could stop him, he cut his throat with a saber. So everyone buried him in a house near the toilet with flour. A few months later, another soldier also died of illness. They buried him in flour again.

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On the 346th day, only Chief Sergeant Sue and another person were left. In order to go out one day, they still do exercises mechanically, get up, walk, eat and talk at the specified time, so as to keep their ears hearing and their mouths talking.

unfortunately, the candles were used up one day. At this point, they have been buried alive for five years-1825 days! In this dark underground, they can't see anything except Sue's phosphorescence meter flashing. Sue still kept forcing him to walk, eat and talk with his companions. Two people are like two moles, doing the same action, the only purpose is to show their existence.

finally, one day, there was a loud explosion, and the cement block blocking the hole was blasted. A ray of sunshine came out of the hole. They stood up hand in hand and staggered towards the sun, blinded by the sun. In this way, they lived in a hellish underground cave for six years, five years by candlelight and one year in darkness.

The two Poles in charge of blasting this air-raid shelter saw two ghostly people coming out of the hole: beards were long and hair hung down to their calves, which scared the Poles to move. Two survivors, one with his hands crossed on his chest and his mouth open, died of excitement. The other one survived, and that was Chief Sergeant Sue.