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A Collection of Dicky Cheung's Classic Lines

The breeze has a letter,

The autumn moon is boundless,

Like a long day, because I miss my feelings.

Although I am not symmetrical and handsome.

But I have a broad mind and strong arms.

-& lt； & lt Bao Xiao and Kangxi >>

God is arrogant and does not understand the teacher, and the argument is the smoothest! ——< >

Nonsense is really useless-< >

I didn't say it as a teacher Zhu Zheng, but as a lovelorn man, I was dumped by a woman who he liked very much and wanted her to be happy. ——< >

So, now in class, today's moral lesson is ... What should I say? I have taught you everything I can, and I have taught you everything I can. There is nothing to teach. Moral education is life. You have mastered your life and embarked on your own path. All I can do is bless you. Tonight is the last time I stand on the podium and talk to you. I don't want to give up, I don't want to give up the academy, I don't want to give up the class, and I don't want to give up on you, but you don't have to give up on me. However, this is none of my business. I didn't do anything, but I tried my best. I'm proud of you. I am very happy. I've been here, taking part in the yellow class and teaching you. But from today on, we will go our separate ways. Some people may be rich and some poor in the future, but whether they are rich or poor, I very much hope you can. We can always maintain this relationship between teachers and students, and then always remember that in a certain period of time, in this space, in the class of the yellow class, we are crazy together, stupid together, laughing together, crying together, absurd together, and of course, supporting each other together. So, in the past six months, we have not wasted, we have not wasted, I have not wasted, and neither have you. What happened? ——< >

I have no freedom. I lost my freedom.

Sorrow makes me cry-Bao Xiao and Kangxi

Do you really no longer miss everything in the world?

Even I don't know?

.....

Don't you love me?

-& lt； & lt Young Zhang Sanfeng >>

Morning flowers, morning decorations,

-greetings from the young hero Fang Shiyu every morning.

Elephants can dance and foxes can do somersaults at the meeting, huh?

Mountain leopard goat, there is an old goat in the mountain, I think I am upset ~ Hey!

-Monkey King, Monkey King

I am the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor and the Guanyin Bodhisattva. I am the messenger of the Western Classics, Huaguoshan, the Monkey King, water curtain cave, and the Monkey King, the Monkey King, Sheng Da. How handsome!

-"Monkey King"

Call people into the house and worship in the temple. By the way, change to d Guan Wen, master! -Journey to the West.

Zhang Junbao (Mandarin): I know why you are called Yi Tianxing, because you go against the sky!

(Cantonese): I know your explanation is Yi Tianxing, because you are against the sky! -(At this time, "Yi" and "Inverse" are homonyms)

-& lt； & lt Young Zhang Sanfeng >>

Villager:' No one has died since ancient times'. What's the next sentence?

Fang: Hee hee! Since ancient times, no one has died and no one has used paper to shit!

-& lt； & lt Detective Fang Lie >>

Endless:-got it! I patted him with the trick of "the ghost king throws a fan" to see if he woke up. If he is not awake, I will bang him in the chest with Prajna fist. If he doesn't wake up, wow, that's amazing! I used the "willow leaf to sharpen the waist and pierce the heart leg" to kick him straight to the left between his chest and heart with the edge of his toe and tail, making him fly like a kite and then fall down-did you wake up? Ha ha ~ ~ ha ha ~ ~

Don't understand: Hum! Oh! Are you sick ~? ! That's my student! One trick, "Liu Ye grinds his waist and wears his heart and legs", kicks him in the middle of his chest to the left with the tail edge of his toes, and makes him fly like a kite-that's it!

-& lt； & lt Smart and Ignorant >>

I don't understand: which one can't be found? Although I have done a big favor for Ye Jia Temple, don't reward me, or I will be proud! Punish me for not washing the toilet for one year and two years.

It doesn't hurt to be a year; It doesn't matter if you don't have morning classes for one year or two years; It doesn't hurt to add two hundred and twenty pieces of silver. ...

Monk: You will be fined one hundred sticks.

I don't understand: 200 sticks is ok! (suddenly awakened) ah! I helped Ye Jia Temple, and you want to set me up? ! !

-& lt； & lt Smart and Ignorant >>

Don't use your wisdom to measure my ability. Fang detective's fallacy

Turtle stew, high crab stew, what to deal with, use whatever tricks you want. treasure bowl

Isn't life just about taking a responsibility? Parents are children, husbands are wives, and friends are friends. If you don't even have this responsibility, what's the difference between you and an animal?

A person's life is to eat and sleep, close his eyes and sleep in a bed. If he dies, he will sleep in a few sticks, put down his "black heart" and take out his conscience to legally manage his own interests and benefit the people. treasure bowl

[Jianning: Do you know who I am? I'm Princess Channing]

[Bao Xiao: Yes, Princess Zhu Huan's sister]

Miao: Bitter!

Fang: Bitter!

Miao: Bitter than Huanglian!

Fang: Bitter than bitter medicine!

Miao: It's more bitter than bitter medicine boiling Rhizoma Coptidis!

Fang: Bitter medicine is more bitter than Rhizoma Coptidis!

Miao: Son! You really have to live up to expectations! Heal your injury quickly, or your mother will really pay a lot for you.

Price!

Fang: Hey! Xiaohua! I am more bitter than you! The skin I soaked is skin, the meat is meat, the bones belong to the bones, and the whole body is almost scattered!

Miao: No! Or am I more involved than you? Wow! I meditate with that five-plum every day, and my legs are numb when I sit down, called Bidger.

If I want to fix it, I will be miserable!

Fang: Xiaohua! How can it be painful to rely on others? Let's go!

Miao: no ... your grandfather said that only a teacher of five beauties can cure your internal injuries, so why bother? We ... we all have to stick to it!

Fang: Ah ... Were you a rapist in your last life and I was a murderer? Why does God punish us like this?

Miao: Ah! .....

Fang: Huahua ....

Miao: Ah! .....

Fang: Huahua ........

Dao Hong (screaming and running to Junbao): Junbao!

Junbao: Stand back!

Dao Hong (holding the pillar tightly): Junbao, let me hold it for you. You go first!

Junbao: Go away!

Dao Hong: No!

Junbao: Don't be silly, it will kill you!

Daohong: mutually assured destruction!

Junbao: This pile will be broken!

Daohong: mutually assured destruction!

Junbao: It's broken!

Daohong: mutually assured destruction! Mutually assured destruction! Mutually assured destruction!

(The stake is broken, and Junbao flies out with Dao Hong. )

Junbao (running to meet Daohong): What about you, witch, huh? What's wrong?

Daohong: Junbao, I'm fine.

Junbao (looking at the blood on his hand and hugging Daohong tightly): Nothing is good, nothing is good, nothing is good.

Daohong: Junbao, I know I'm going to die.

Junbao: There is no such thing.

Daohong: I know I'm going to die. Don't lie to me. I counted and counted, but I still didn't figure out that I would have this robbery.

Junbao: Then don't forget, and don't forget in the future.

Daohong: Will there be a future?

Junbao: Of course, you forget that Miss Ling has a good medical skill. (Say, get up and leave)

Daohong: Hey, Junbao, don't go!

Junbao: OK, I'm not leaving, and neither are you.

Daohong: Junbao, I'm so tired.

Junbao: Don't sleep, don't sleep, and don't sleep again. Shall I tell you a joke?

Dao Hong: I feel so miserable.

Junbao: Where does it hurt? Let me give you a massage.

Dao Hong: My whole body aches.

Junbao: Oh, that's right. Go back to take a hot bath and have a rest.

Daohong: Junbao, please let me talk for a while, and I'll be fine.

Junbao: No problem. You are too talkative to talk unless it is the day you die.

Dao Hong: You're still joking, but there's one thing I don't know if you know.

Junbao: What is it?

Daohong: Actually, I've always liked you.

Junbao: Yes, I know.

Daohong: Do you like me?

Junbao: Yes, I like it.

Dao Hong: Deception.

Junbao: No, it's true (after that, he leans down and gives Dao Hong a deep kiss).

Daogong smiled and shed the last tear.

(Dao Hong walks into the yard holding Junbao's hand)

Junbao: Hey, men and women don't kiss, and catering is not solemn!

Dao Hong (thumping Junbao's chest): Hate, hate, hate!

Junbao: Hey, Buddha also has fire. I helped you find a husband, and you hit me.

Daohong: Why do you want him here?

Junbao: You said you wanted to find a smart, handsome young man with a martial arts surname Gong. That's the problem!

Daohong: I don't want him!

Junbao: If you don't want to do this, you can look for it slowly, so you don't have to be angry, fool! Do you want to comb your hair and not get married? ...

Daohong (pointing to the tip of Junbao's nose): Zhang Junbao! Are you playing dumb or are you really that stupid?

Junbao: What!

Dao Hong: When I say the only thrill, I mean ... you!

Junbao: Me?

Dao Hong: You!

Junbao: Me?

Dao Hong: You!

Junbao: Me?

Dao Hong: Yes! It is you! (He kisses Junbao on the face)

Junbao (wiping his face): Ah, in this case, in this case, let me have a look. Young, smart, handsome, martial arts, surnamed Gong, half a head taller than you ... Oh, not counting the bun, I am really half a head taller than you!

Daohong: I've decided that I won't marry anyone but you.

Junbao: When was it decided? Why didn't you tell anyone?

Dao Hong: Since I had that dream the second night I met you, I felt that I was in love with you. It seems like yesterday now.

Junbao: But men have their own careers. I should concentrate on practicing martial arts!

Daohong: Don't worry, I won't bother you. I will be a good wife!

Junbao: You are a good wife, but I am not a good husband. I'm sorry!

Dao Hong: No, no, no, I've been following you for so long. I believe you must be a good husband!

Junbao: I'm not sure myself. How can you be sure?

Daohong: Do you really dislike me?

Junbao: No.

Daohong: OK, let me ask you some questions. If you have something good, will you share it with me?

Junbao: Of course, it is hard for a person to get fat!

Daohong: What will happen to you if I am unhappy?

Junbao: I will be unhappy and more sad than you.

Daohong: If your house caught fire, who would you save, me and a dog?

Junbao: I never had a dog.

Daohong: What about the cat?

Junbao: Cats, like dogs, are alive. I will save them both.

Dao Hong: No, only one can be saved!

Junbao: Good! Then I will save you!

Daohong: Well, that means you have fallen in love with me!

Junbao: No way, that's nothing. I do this to everyone.

Daohong: Zhang Junbao! Are you a man?

Junbao: 100%!

Dao Hong: But a man should marry a wife!

Junbao: My two masters are both men, but they are not married!

Daohong: But I calculated our birth dates. It really matches!

Junbao: Birthday matching doesn't mean you have to marry me!

Daohong: I must marry!

Junbao: You must marry me, but I don't have to marry you!

Daohong: You don't have to marry me. Okay, you're right.

(Ming Dow Rhett enters the yard)

Junbao (clapping his hands to her): Ah, ah, ah, ah ... still angry with me.

Daohong: Go away!

Junbao: A girl should not always tell others to go away. Of course she has something good for you. Come on, come on.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a martial artist named Zhang Junbao. I met a lovely little girl at some time in a month. Her name is Ming Dow Hong. Junbao didn't want to marry my father as a concubine to help her escape from my father's clutches, so he took her away overnight. Since then, they have been holding hands, heart to heart, wandering the rivers and lakes, climbing mountains and mountains. Finally, one day, they came to a place called Taixuguan and lived a happy life. After countless sunrises and sunsets, the little girl is slim and graceful, and a heart to be married is ready to move, so her good brother looks for her ideal partner everywhere. It doesn't matter if you have bad luck for the first time. As the saying goes, you have lost many battles and accumulated experience before going to war. One day your good brotherhood will help you find your Mr. Right!

Dao Hong (slapping Junbao in the face): Go to hell!

Junbao: Hey, I was really kind enough to be slapped!

& lt& lt young hero Fang Shiyu >> movie clip: Fang wants to take Miao Cuihua away, but Fang Shiyu persuades Fang.

Fond: She (Miao Cuihua) teaches you no matter how big or small.

Fang Shiyu: The emperor violated the law and committed the same crimes as the common people. If you are wrong, of course I will refute it.

How can Xiaohua not teach her children well? Am I embarrassing you now?

I can talk, look at people, fight and become a Shaolin disciple. What do you want? Do you want him to have a mixture of Song Wu and Bao Qingtian? ~ ~

(The last sentence is super funny ~ ~)