Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - If a woman lends money to her husband, will you make trouble with him?

If a woman lends money to her husband, will you make trouble with him?

A guest came to the neighbor’s house and refused to leave. I eat at her house during the day and sleep at her house at night.

The neighbor drove him away. He said that he was homeless and his wife was so noisy that he could not return home. He asked his cousin and husband to take him in for a while to avoid this disaster.

The female neighbor couldn’t laugh or cry after hearing this, and said that you must have done something wrong to offend your cousin’s wife, otherwise a reasonable woman like her would never do such a thing to prevent her husband from entering the house. Things come out.

The neighbor was chatting with everyone about her cousin who stayed at her house and laughed loudly. She said that her cousin is usually a loyal and honest person, but this time he was so noisy by his wife that he did not dare to enter the house. , because a woman lent money to his cousin.

My neighbor’s cousin, Wang Bing, is also known to all the neighbors. They all live on the same street. However, Wang Bing’s family lives in a section of the road where there is not a lot of traffic. The family’s shop can only be used as a parking garage, so it is not very popular. Can't do business. Wang Bing's main source of income comes from helping people decorate ceilings outside.

This Wang Bing is about forty years old and quite thin. Her skin is as fair as a woman's, especially after drinking some wine, and her face will have blush. She looks like she is in her thirties. As long as this middle-aged man doesn't put on weight and doesn't have a beer belly, he generally looks younger than his actual age.

Originally, Wang Bing and his wife had a good relationship. The man went out to earn money to support the family, while the woman took care of the children and took care of the housework at home. As long as Wang Bing's wife Xiao Lin has money to spend, she usually doesn't care much about her husband's financial dealings outside the home.

That evening, Wang Bing came back from work and went to the bathroom to take a shower. The cell phone on the table rang. His wife, Xiao Lin, was sitting watching TV and picked up her husband's cell phone to answer the call. It was from the owner of the mahjong parlor who invited Wang Bing to play mahjong.

Xiao Lin does not object to men playing mahjong to kill time in their free time. If this man has no hobbies and plays with a mobile phone every day, he is afraid of being seduced by some sexy fox.

After hanging up the phone, she took the man's cell phone and flipped through it. Since I don’t usually have the habit of checking a man’s mobile phone, I don’t think he has any other bad hobbies besides playing mahjong.

Looking through his WeChat Moments, I found that he had frequent interactive chat records with a woman. She climbed up the stairs and scrolled up, only the chat content of the past few days was displayed. Although the chats were about common things, she could not tolerate being overly enthusiastic. What surprised her even more was that the woman named Hong actually transferred a huge sum of money to him, one hundred thousand yuan.

And this woman was once a thorn in her heart. This woman was none other than a girlfriend he had dated before they got married. She could also be considered his first love. It is said that they are still old classmates and have a deep relationship. Later, for some unknown reason, I failed to achieve positive results.

She was furious. This man looked honest on the outside, but he was quite a playboy on the inside.

The man came out of the bathroom with his hair still wet. She walked over and raised her hand and slapped him in the face, "You are so brave. Tell me what is going on?"

The man was so beaten by her that his eyes were filled with stars. He touched his beaten face and shouted loudly, "Are you crazy? Why are you so crazy!"

"Am I crazy or are you crazy? How long are you going to keep this secret from me? This vixen named Hong is so mean. He actually gave you money. Tell me how long have you been feeling well?" Xiao Lin asked angrily.

"You are really crazy, it is simply unreasonable. It is true that Hong is my classmate, and it is true that she lent me money. But the relationship between me and her is purely a classmate relationship, innocent. She is now alive It's not just a fantasy for me to be with her in Shanghai. She was kind enough to lend me money, but you think so. It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't understand good people." After Wang Bing understood what was going on, he suppressed her. He explained, keeping the anger in his heart.

"You are lying to a three-year-old child. It has nothing to do with her and she will be kind enough to lend you money. I will call and ask this naughty fox to see if she wants to be shameless." Xiao Lin was unreasonable.

"You crazy bitch, just quarrel with me, why bother her.

She lent me this hundred thousand yuan without any interest, why are you so stupid! "Wang Bing wanted to take the mobile phone from Xiao Lin's hand, but Xiao Lin cleverly avoided it.

She immediately ran into the bedroom, took Wang Bing's mobile phone and called the woman named Hong. The lieutenant general scolded her

When Wang Bing heard his wife scolding his classmate outside, he opened the door and grabbed the phone.

At this time, Hong made a call. Come over and say that the 100,000 yuan was originally lent to them without interest, but now his wife is making a big fuss, so I'm sorry, you can either pay back the money as soon as possible, or calculate it according to the usual interest rate for private loans. I hope Wang Bing can write an IOU. Give it to her.

Wang Bing called his wife a fool. Wang Bing couldn’t afford to pay back the 100,000 yuan for the time being. A while ago, Wang Bing’s wife Xiao Lin saw that his best friend had invested in a shop in the city. , only needed more than 200,000 yuan, so he wanted to invest like his best friend and wait for the appreciation. Wang Bing took her advice and invested all his savings, but there was still a shortfall of 100,000 yuan.

After searching among friends and relatives, he couldn't find a suitable person to lend money to. He remembered that his old classmate was a wealthy woman who was doing business in Shanghai. He remembered that the two had been in love for a while when they were young. Hong went out to work with someone else, and the relationship between the two ended. While Hong was working outside, he met an out-of-town boss and got married to him. He opened his own shop and made a lot of money.

One year at a class reunion, Hong came back. He and Hong added each other on WeChat and restored contact. This time he needed money urgently, so he asked Hong to borrow money with the attitude of giving it a try, and Hong transferred it to him without saying a word. He was very grateful to Hong and would chat with her when he had nothing to do. He couldn't just ignore her when he borrowed the money.

Wang Bing didn't want to tell his wife about the loan. He was just afraid of causing her misunderstanding. He thought he would give it back to Hong after he earned it, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble. However, his petty wife found out.

Xiaolin refused to listen to anything Wang Bing said. He always thought that there was something wrong with him, and united with his family to denounce Wang Bing, forcing him to kneel down and admit his mistake. Wang Bing rushed out of the house in anger, but found that he had nowhere to go, so he had to stay at his cousin's house. When will this farce end?

Usually I only hear that men lend money to women outside, and their wives at home are so noisy when they find out. Now, isn’t it a good thing that a woman lends money to her man? , Why bother? If you don’t have to pay back, then there is no need to argue. Money is the greatest confidence.