What are some jokes that make people laugh?

1, family joke: it was 35 degrees last night, so hot that even mosquitoes disappeared, and there was only one electric fan at home ... before going to bed, my mother brought the only electric fan into my room. When my eyes were about to get wet, I saw my mother silently turn on the newly installed air conditioner in their room. ...

2. Campus joke: One day in English class, the teacher asked two stupid students to talk in English for more than one minute, and the number of words was unlimited. I saw two people smiling at each other, and then the idiot A: Hi! Hall B: Hi! ... a minute later, the second batch of goods A: Goodbye! Hall B: Goodbye! The whole class is boiling instantly! You can never imagine the teacher's expression at that time. ...

3. Folk joke: A group of robbers are robbing a bank. They sent a companion to keep watch at the exit ... After grabbing the cash, the bandit leader and others were ready to retreat and ran to the door and asked the lookout: "Is everything all right?" The guy said, "No, JC didn't see it, but our car was stolen by a thief ..."

4. Funny anecdote: The math teacher in Senior One is a newly graduated college student. Usually we have all kinds of troubles in class, but when he gets used to it, he doesn't care much about us. One day, he came into the classroom and saw that we were quiet. He smiled and said, Why don't you talk? Have you taken the wrong medicine? Ha ha ha ha! ! Then under the gaze of the headmaster in the back row, he slowly changed from smiling face to crying face. ...

5. Campus joke: After class is over, a girl in the class pulls off her deskmate's clothes, and the deskmate rushes to fight with the girl, shouting "I am an animal!" ... bounced back by a group of girls across the street ... back to my seat, I asked him, "What about your animal nature?" Idiot looked at me contemptuously, and then let out a cry: "Meow ..."

6. Folk joke: Some friends are traveling in other places. One day, some guys got drunk and went back to the hotel to sleep. A buddy woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. Unexpectedly, he went to the wrong room, went to another buddy's room and peed on the bed. That buddy was in a daze, thinking that he didn't close the window, and said, Shit, it's raining! Then I opened my eyes to close the window and suddenly collapsed. ...

7. Folk joke: In the early morning, an SB man honked his horn downstairs and kept shouting, "Whose van ... has such a parking lot ... is blocking my car!" I woke Lao Tzu abruptly from my dream, and Lao Tzu angrily opened the curtain and scolded him downstairs: "You are fucking sick!" " I want to die early in the morning! ! I stopped your car on purpose. What can you do to me? Theo! "The man got off and smashed the windshield of the van ... forget it, smash it, it's not my car anyway. ...

8. Campus joke: When I was at school, the class was ranked by learning quality, and I sat in the penultimate row. Once I peeked at a cartoon in class and accidentally laughed ... the teacher and the whole class looked at me in an instant, and then I had a brainwave and immediately looked back at the sleeping buddies in the last row ... The teacher woke me up and carried it out. We listened to the teacher in the classroom and told him, "You can laugh so loudly in your dreams ..."

9. Folk joke: Drink milk in the afternoon, pour a big mouthful and swallow it hard. The girlfriend next to me looked at me in surprise. I licked the milk stain on my mouth and said, "What's the matter? Do I feel like drinking beauty advertising milk? " My best friend said sincerely, "No, you feel like getting on the plane after drinking Wang ..." Nima! This vicious bitch ...

10, cold joke: 4 people live on the 50th floor of the hotel. One day, the hotel elevator was out of power, so they had to walk up. They decided to tell stories upstairs, so that they could feel relaxed ... On the 48th floor, everyone asked the storyteller to tell a sad story, only to hear that the storyteller said, "We left our keys in 1 building ..."