A difficult brain teaser with an answer

1, four people were reported playing mahjong, and the police came to arrest people. Why did they bring five people (people who didn't bring the report)?

Answer: Because four people are playing a mahjong.

2. What line does the monkey dislike?

Answer: parallel lines! Because there is no intersection (banana).

If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

Answer: Yes, if, because if there is a car.

4. A man and a woman went to the seaside to tell jokes, and they all died. Why?

Answer: They drowned because of the tsunami (the sea laughs).

5. Play an idiom with a blue gun and a blue knife.

Answer: invulnerability (blue).

6, the eleventh book, make an idiom.

Answer: Incredible (Volume 1 1).

7. Who will be eliminated the most when wolves, tigers and lions play games?

Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

8. Who is dumb, the sun, the moon or the stars?

Answer: stars! Because "Lu Huabing" sings like this: "The stars in the sky don't talk!"

9. How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click! Because ducks and finches are silent.

10, coffee cup and glass cross the road together, someone says: here comes the car! Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup?

No?

Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!

1 1. Who gave you the water of forgetting?

Answer: "Aha", because Andy Lau sang like this: Aha! Give me a cup of forgetful water! "

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Ten funniest brain teasers

1. What animal's ass is more lethal than its mouth?

Answer and analysis: wasps (wasps are also called "wasps", "ants" or "wasps". There is a degenerated fallopian tube hidden at the end of the abdomen, which is a poisonous bee needle. In the face of attacks or unfriendly interference, people will attack them in groups, which can cause allergic reactions and poisoning reactions, and even lead to death in serious cases. )

2. Who does the dung beetle dislike the most?

Answer and Analysis: People who fart (dung beetles likes to eat feces, mostly feeding on animal feces, and is known as "the scavenger of nature". Naturally, he doesn't like people who only fart and don't produce feces. )

3. Why doesn't Wu Dalang like biscuits?

Answer analysis: Because he wants to be tall (Wu Dalang is a famous dwarf, and all dwarfs want to be tall. Sesame cakes are not to his taste, so he is naturally higher in choosing food. )

4. What is the last thing Mr. Zombie likes to do?

Answer and analysis: Sit-ups (Zombies are stiff limbs, with no low head, no slanting eyes, no legs and no rotting corpses. But sit-ups require constant movement of hands, feet and head, which is the least favorite of the stiff zombie. )

5. What will only fight to the death?

As we all know, bullfighting is the quintessence of Spain, which is popular all over the country and world-renowned. If the solid horn on the bull's head starts to fight, it will only fight to the death. )

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