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Asked on the wine table: what kind of man is not drinking? What two words can you say to him to turn defeat into victory?
So this is really embarrassing, so today Bian Xiao will share a little coup with you. Is to teach you a few words, so that you can turn defeat into victory on the wine table. What exactly is a coup? Let's write a small series to have a look. In fact, people who persuade others to drink on the wine table are actually very capable of drinking themselves. Because he didn't drink enough himself, he had to find someone to drink with him everywhere. The more he doesn't want to drink, the more likely he is to be his target. There is also a kind of person who advises others to drink, that is, girls, and they are particularly unrestrained girls.
Because girls usually drink like adults, no one will refuse. Then the question is, if you really can't drink, how can you refuse them?
The following small series will teach you a few words. If a girl comes to buy you a drink, just play a joke on him. Say you girls are good, you can find someone else to drink. We boys are different. Bian Xiao believes that most girls are no longer embarrassed after hearing this.
But if you meet another kind of girl, you must drink. Then you can say that you are sick and really can't drink. I think many girls are more understanding. If you are really unfit to drink, she won't force you. Here's the thing: if a boy advises you to drink, if he tells you that you don't drink, you are not a man. So you can reply to him. If I drink, I'm really not a man. This sentence sounds humorous.
It's like a joke, but many men sound like they know you really can't drink. I believe that unless it is a particularly unreasonable man, a man who knows you will definitely not continue like this. If he didn't say that sentence, you can also say that sentence to him. When you say you want me to drink, it's not that I don't give you face, but that I'm really unfit to drink. If you force me to drink, you will lose face.
If you say so, then a man with high emotional intelligence will definitely not force you to drink. Is it particularly useful for Bian Xiao to tell you? It can be used in the field of wine in the future! But sometimes people really let you drink, and your body allows it. There's nothing wrong with having a drink, otherwise you'll think you're really stingy. Ok, Bian Xiao will tell you here today. Do you have any other good ideas? Welcome to comment in the comments section.
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