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Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. He loves her more than anyone in the world.

But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly without even giving him a reason.

Watching his girlfriend go shopping arm in arm, he was in great pain and lost his mind. Finally, one day.

He killed his girlfriend.

He was going to kill her and then kill himself. But when I was dying, I felt the value of life.

Since then, he has been haunted by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, with long hair and red tongue hanging down.

Ten fingers killed him like a hook.

Nightmares tormented him like needles, and one day he found a Taoist priest and begged to get rid of him.

The Taoist asked him to do three things.

First, give his girlfriend a good burial.

Second, burn the pajamas that his girlfriend wore before her death.

Third, wash away the hidden bloody clothes.

Everything must be finished before midnight, or you will be killed!

He did everything carefully according to the orders of the Taoist priest, but he couldn't find the bloody dress.

Yes

It's almost midnight. Beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet.

He found the bloody clothes in the middle of the night, but no matter how he wiped them, he couldn't wash them off.

At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The window was shaken from side to side by the strong wind and the glass broke.

What's even more frightening is that. Suddenly all the lights went out and the whole room was dark.

In the lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing bloody pajamas, her eyes dripping with blood, and her face was ferocious, pointing at him.

Track: "Do you know why the blood won't wash away?"

He was too shocked to say a word. His girlfriend continued: "Because you didn't use Diao brand washing powder, you idiot."

It was late at night, and a taxi driver decided to take another passenger home, but there were not many people on the road.

Everyone's gone.

The driver drove aimlessly and found a white shadow shaking in front and waving to him. The quiet night was suddenly broken.

It's unnatural to have people, and this situation has to remind people of something they don't want to think of, that is

It's a ghost !

But in the end, the driver decided to give her a hand. The man got on the bus and said in a sad hoarse voice, "Please go to cremation."

Factory. "The driver Ji Ling made a cold shiver. Is she really ... he can't think down, and he dare not think down.

He regrets it, but now he must send her to her destination as soon as possible.

The woman's face is comely and pale, and she has nothing to say all the way, which makes people feel creepy. The driver really can't go on.

Go, close to where she is going, he made an excuse and stammered, "Miss, I'm so sorry.

Think about it, it's not easy to turn around ahead. Go by yourself, it's near. "The woman nodded and asked," how much is that?

? "The driver said quickly," forget it, forget it.

It is not easy for you, a woman, to come here so late. Forget it! ""How dare you? " "Just let it be!

"The driver insisted.

Women can't help it. "Well, thank you!" Say that finish, opened the door. ...

The driver turned to start the car, but he didn't hear the sound of closing the door, so he turned his head ... that woman.

How did it disappear so soon? He looked and sat down, no! There is nothing in the front, back, left and right of the car! That's definitely not what I meant .../Can I say that? ...

She just disappeared?

The driver's curiosity made him want to find out. He got out of the car and came to the front of the car door to open it. "That?

Does that woman walk so fast, or is she just ... "He is going to collapse, just left here, and there was a bloody rain.

Raindrops raised their hands and patted him on the shoulder, and he turned around. The woman stood before him, her face covered with blood, and she spoke. "master! Please don't stop at the ditch next time you stop ... "

In a remote village, there is a straight telephone pole on a narrow path. Strange to say, people often.

Something happened there. Soon a man and a woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, five-year-old Xiao Zhi and his mother.

Mom passed by on her way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said, "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." Mother quickly took his hand.

Go away and say, "Don't talk nonsense, son!" " "But it soon spread. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiao.

Chi asked him to show him where the car accident happened. Xiao Zhi generously took him there. The reporter asked: "Where is it?" Xiao Zhi pointed, and the reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole.

It says: everyone is responsible for traffic safety.