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An award-winning joke
In a library, a scholar found a beautiful woman in front of him. Beautiful women are very spicy, and their legs are apart when sitting. The scholar thought for a moment, went over to the beauty and said, "Miss, can you close the book?" ? The beauty looked at him and said disdainfully, "When will you put down your pen?" . The scholar said awkwardly, "Well, when I am free, I will make some notes in your book." .
A woman fell into the water, and there were three people on the shore, a farmer, a mathematician and a soldier. The woman asked three people to save her and promised to have sex with them. Each person could go back and forth in her body three times. The three rescued the woman ashore, and the woman fulfilled her promise. First of all, the farmers started, and the farmers were very honest. "1, 2,3" ended. Mathematicians are very cunning, "0. 1, 0.2, 0.3 0.4. . . "I walked back and forth 30 times. Finally arrived in front of the soldiers, brave soldiers shouted:
" 1、2、 1 ... 1、2、 1 ... 1、2、 1 ..."
I typed it word for word. I hope you like it.
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