Interesting poetry joke

Lu Xun

There is dense felt,

Covered up the glory of the day.

By the silent river,

Full of loneliness and darkness.

There is only one row of lights on the wall, half on and half off.

I'm still shaking in a flash.

How weak they are!

But this is our only eye!

They help us understand nature;

Let's see a bright future.

They are good friends.

Give us hope and comfort.

Bless you, light,

May you be infinite forever!

A student made a sentence: I saw a pile of feces in the street and was shocked by it.

Teacher's comment: massive!

Wages generally do not move, wives generally do not need them, alcohol and tobacco are generally delivered, and work is generally sloppy. Find a "three-hearted" wife: others are sick, they are sad at home, and they are at ease at home.

Here is a story about Song meeting the king.

Luo, a poet in the early Tang Dynasty, participated in opposing Wu Zetian, but failed to do so. He had to remain anonymous and become a monk.

On this day, a young tourist came to Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou. That's Song Wenzhi. In the evening, Song walked along the corridor between the temples and saw the bright moon in the sky and the ups and downs of wild mountains. He was full of poetry. He sang two sentences, "The vulture ridge died and the Dragon Palace was lonely", which was meaningful, but the following two sentences could not be picked up at the moment. At the end of the corridor, Song suddenly saw an old monk meditating. He stepped forward to say hello. The old monk raised his eyes and said, "I have two words-",so he sang slowly, "Watch the sea day from the building and listen to the tide in Zhejiang." After hearing this, Song was deeply moved.

Song went back to his room and savored it carefully, thinking that the old monk's two sentences were wonderful. Early the next morning, he hurried to visit the old monk, but he was nowhere to be found. Wandering in despair, a young monk passed by, and Song hurried forward to ask. The monk said, "Oh, he is King Robin.

Four happy events in life:

After a long drought,

I met an old friend in another country.

Wedding night,

Be number one.

Make fun of it is Ji Xiaolan's philosophy:

After ten years of drought,

Wan Li met an old friend in another country.

Monk's wedding night,

Guo-zi-jian diploma is becoming the first place.

Add two words to each sentence, and the four happy things in life become four sad things:

A drop of dew after a long drought

Meet an old friend and know the creditors of another country.

Next door to the wedding night

You didn't get the gold medal nomination.