A humorous story with multiple meanings

Tom call Jim's name: "I can't bear such a foolish!" Jim said: "You mother could (bear)"! Tom scolded Jim: "I can't stand you bean!" Jim said: "Your mother can." Explanation: The word bear has two meanings: to live and to endure. This is the basis for the misunderstanding of this joke! I can't guarantee the word count, but it's about the same

before the final examination, tom told his mother, "mom, i had a dream last night that i'd passed today's exam.""don't trust dreams, dear. it is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." mother replied. "then i do hope i'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," tom said.

Before the final exam, Tom told his mother: "Mom, I had a dream last night that I passed today's exam." "Don't believe dreams, dear. It is said that experiences in dreams are usually the opposite of reality." "Mom replied. "Well, I really hope in my dream tonight that I fail all my other homework," said Tom.

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