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Forty excerpts from Moments copywriting about going home to pick up express delivery after work
Part 1 of a Moments copywriting about going home to pick up express delivery after work
1. I am the kind of person who is very happy even if I open other people’s express delivery.
2. Taking express delivery is like my first love, and express delivery has abused me thousands of times.
3. The handmade candle holder was received! Good looking! I couldn't help but open it on the way to pick up the courier. I also like the candle, it smells great!
4. The scarf for the lottery was received! I opened it as soon as I received it by express delivery and loved it so much! ! It’s so beautiful. I love it so much.
5. The ancient road is westerly and the horse is thin, and the courier is at the end of the world.
6. I got rid of a bunch of clothes and donated them when I should throw them away. My wardrobe is so much easier! The skin care products for the first shopping festival have arrived, and we will continue to receive express delivery.
7. Expect life in the coming week, receive express delivery, receive express delivery, receive express delivery.
8. The order I placed this morning was received today, and I regret not giving it to you at all.
9. A boring weekend working day. Received a strange package. I opened it anxiously, and it turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.
10. When I received a courier text message, I was happier than finding a boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be mine, but the courier must be.
11. Good job, courier~ Every time I receive a courier, I will say thank you to the courier. It was really hard work. We were very happy to receive the express delivery, but we didn’t know the sadness behind the delivery.
12. The express delivery was sent out today. I feel like the shopping festival is over. Next is the day of waiting for the express delivery.
13. Stay up until half past one and pay the balance, and that’s it. Arrived early, the first express delivery of the shopping festival will be received today.
14. Yesterday I was still the one paying the final payment, but today I am already frantically collecting express delivery.
15. The most anticipated part is receiving the express delivery and then opening it one by one. Even if I feel heartbroken when I am the person who pays the final payment, I feel great the moment I open the express delivery.
16. The ritual of receiving express delivery. The best gift is never a certain thing, but the unexpected warmth and unexpected surprise.
17. I suddenly thought that the Shopping Festival might be a perfect time to go home. Place an order before departure and then lie at home and collect the express delivery like crazy hahaha!
18. Today’s happiness and troubles are all brought by receiving express delivery. Receiving express delivery is the happiest time for those who make the final payment.
19. When you place an order, you will be confused. When you receive the express delivery, you will wonder if I actually bought this! What have I done to make up for the reduced allowance? There will never be a happy shopping day again.
20. This shopping festival is finally over. Hey, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the express delivery on the same day. It’s really fast~ I went home to pick up the express delivery right after work. Part 2 of the Moments copywriting
p>21. It’s time to cut down on food and clothing, and it’s going to be rough at first, but I feel happy when I receive the express delivery.
22. This is really the fastest year to receive shopping festival express delivery. I paid the balance at half past twelve and when I woke up, the courier was at my doorstep.
23. No matter what, it is a wonderful week waiting to receive the express delivery~
24. All the sadness disappeared when I received the express delivery.
25. I received the express delivery today. It was sent by my brother. The color and color were chosen well. I like it.
26. Spending money is fun, buying things is fun, and receiving express delivery is even more fun.
27. The fun of online shopping is to keep receiving and unpacking the express delivery. You can’t imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you particularly like.
28. I am so happy to receive express delivery today. The delivery during this year’s shopping festival was too fast. It seems that the logistics has already shipped after paying a deposit.
29. After paying the balance, I feel disappointed. They say that the shopping festival is comparable to the Spring Festival Gala. After paying the balance, I feel like I will never forget this night. Fortunately, the next wave of express delivery will be received and unpacked! ! Help me up, I'm okay!
30. When I received the express message, I rushed downstairs. Our manager looked at me like a madman.
31. The next week will be immersed in the joy of receiving express delivery.
32. Starting from the prosperous day of collecting express delivery, every day that follows is a day of receiving express delivery.
33. In the past few days, I will be immersed in the joy of receiving and unpacking express delivery.
34. The courier downstairs has set up a stall and is preparing to load the express, and the horn for collecting the express has been blown.
35. I received some food in the express delivery today, from three different express delivery orders. I recommend it. They are all very delicious, especially the grape sugar and fat intestines. They are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly...
36. The best gift is never something, but the unexpected warmth and unexpected surprise.
37. No matter what, I have to enjoy shopping during the annual shopping festival. I am happy to receive express delivery.
38. After all, the 100 billion project requires everyone to work hard and stay up late to complete it. The first order has arrived, and the next step is to wait for the express to be received and unpacked.
39. I started to receive express delivery happily~I will be happy until the time of repayment!
40. When I was sick, I suddenly received a message from a courier. I came to see that it was a dessert bought for me by my brother who was studying in college outside. I was very touched. A summary of 40 sentences about people who have food to eat when they get home from work on Friday.
A summary of 40 sentences about people who have food to eat when they get home from work on Friday (Part 1)
1. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.
2. You have been working for a day. You are tired, you are tired, and you have no time to play. Hehe, I know you are tired. I am here to send you my blessings. Come on, Take a deep breath, get rid of the boredom of the day, and be happy forever.
3. Spending each meal together is a testament to the steady flow of water.
4. Haven't you come back yet? I'm just used to thinking about you at this time. I feel distracted when I can't see you. Can you come back early to accompany me?
5 .Milk at seven o'clock, tea at three o'clock, and smoke from the kitchen at six o'clock called me home.
6. Get off work, get off work, the magic medicine is getting off work. It can cure the general lack of energy, relieve depression, drive away all fatigue, and eliminate all worries. Here’s another blessing to put the icing on the cake: I wish you a happy get off work and become a god!
7. Have hot meals when you get home and praise those who make progress every day.
8. Translation: Egrets are flying freely in front of Xisai Mountain, plump mandarin fish are swimming happily in the river, and the peach blossoms floating in the water are so bright and full. An old man on the bank of the river, wearing a green bamboo hat and a green coir raincoat, was fishing leisurely in the slanting wind and drizzle. He was so fascinated by the beautiful spring scenery that he did not go home even when it rained.
9. If you don’t go home on weekends, you will feel irritable and then you will buy snacks that are not delicious. After eating them, your stomach will hurt and you will spend money. I might as well go home and eat delicious food happily
< p> 10. In the four seasons of life, the most intense and profound love is hidden in the subtle and ordinary days.11. No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it cannot compare to the journey home.
12. Some people eat glutinous rice in the dormitory, while others have already gone home to eat delicious food
13. It is a blessing to have hot food when you get home from get off work!
14. The advantage of living with parents is that you can have hot meals when you get home from get off work.
15. Eat well, live well, and live your life well.
16. When you are tired, you want to eat a lot of delicious food. Food is really soothing. You must eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow!
17. Friends, if you happen to be off work when you receive this text message. Please scream wildly, please scream wildly: It’s time to get off work, it’s time to get off work! If I guess correctly, there will be onlookers around you saying: Are you not sick?
18. Happiness is to go home and have hot food to eat, and to be grateful for every little thing in ordinary life.
19. After get off work, put away your worries and burdens, close your eyes, and enjoy the relaxation of the day. Hot meals are waiting for you, and warm blessings are waiting for you. Dear friend, I wish you happiness after get off work!
20. The charm of late night eating is the feeling of guilt.
Talk about the circle of friends who have something to eat when they get home from get off work on Friday (Part 2)
21. I used to think that earning a lot of money and eating delicacies from the mountains and seas would be the perfect match for happiness. Only later did I realize that being able to sit with family members and enjoy the light was the life I longed for.
22. In the world of foodies, if you just can’t control it, you will destroy everything by eating without hesitation. Being fat is so natural, being poor is so happy!
23. To be successful in life, you must have all the fun, and to eat and drink indiscriminately must be all the fun.
24. The happiness I want is just to be able to get home from get off work on time and have a hot meal to eat. I am grateful to all the drivers who gave way to me when the red light came on.
25. I wish you to let go of fatigue and painful memories; happy moments will always be yours.
26. If you love someone, wash your hands and make soup for him.
27. Dinner time is the happiest moment every day, enjoying the family gathering around the table to eat and chat about home-cooked things.
28. I really want to go shopping and have a good time and then go home late at night
29. As soon as I get home, there will be hot food and rice to eat. I am really touched. But his look really made me laugh.
30. The festival is approaching, and the return is imminent. I send you this text message, wishing you a smooth return journey, safe companionship, full of happiness, joyful hand in hand, reunion at home, and happiness. I send you my blessings and a happy return journey.
31. The best love is just three meals a day.
32. You have hot meals to eat after get off work every day, you have someone to go crazy with you on weekends, and you indulge occasionally. What kind of fairy life is this?
33. You are soaring freely in the sky, spicy wing root.
34. I feel so hungry when I go to work. As expected, I will lose weight if I don’t eat. I will lose four kilograms after not eating for two days. I don’t understand why I can gain five kilograms when I go to eat after get off work.
35. Before returning to my parents’ home, she never forgets to prepare the food for me so that I can have a hot meal when I get home from get off work.
36. After get off work, I will give you a bicycle: relaxation is the cushion, leisure is the footrest, happiness is the bell, and stretch is the handlebar. The happy bell is ringing, you can sit on the cushion and ride in a comfortable position. I wish you a happy trip to work and a good mood along the way.
37. It is very fashionable for a fat person to eat for a thin person.
38. Go home tomorrow! Yes! Buy down jackets and go shopping! Drink milk tea! Eat delicious food! With my mother
39. I can’t imagine how my parents spent my birthday during the years I left home. I can’t imagine how they felt when they saw other children celebrating the holidays with their parents during the years when I wasn’t with them. I can't even imagine how helpless my parents feel every time they feel unwell and I'm not around. I once again embarked on the journey home. This time I returned to my parents with my gratitude, my thoughts and my devout love for them. Even if it was only for a few days, I was deeply satisfied. . My daughter in a foreign country only wishes them health and happiness.
40. All the expenses of the family depend on your hard work every day. I feel really sorry for you, but I can’t replace you, so you have to take care of yourself. The cook will be there as soon as he gets off work. Collection of sentences about going home for dinner
1. It is a waste of life to be without acquaintances for meals, and to be despondent if you don’t work for a day.
2. If you keep doing the work, there is no weight that you can’t catch up with, come on, do the work!
3. I will make a living in this stinky and rotten day.
4. 80% of the pain in life comes from working hard, but I know that if you don’t work hard, 100% of the pain will come from having no money, so between working hard and having no money, I choose cooked rice.
5. The Sleepy King after class, the Flash Wolf in the cafeteria, everyone is a cook!
6. Live for food, die for food, and fight for food all your life.
7. Don’t call me a single dog, I am a lightning wolf.
8. If you don’t work hard today, your status will be unstable tomorrow, giao!
9. Finish the food in the canteen so that others have nothing to eat.
10. After all, there is nothing that a delicious meal cannot solve. If so, then eat two meals in a row. What should you eat in the morning? What to eat for lunch? What to have for dinner? What to drink for afternoon tea?
11. December goal: Be a successful worker! If you are a foodie, you will be a foodie. Successfully cook everyone
12. A foodie likes to feel sleepy and becomes energetic as soon as it’s mealtime
13. People who don’t eat have joined girl groups. People like me only know how to do it. Job seekers can only join Meituan.
14. The sky is big and the earth is big, but the food is the biggest.
15. It doesn’t matter whether you have white silk, black silk or lace, but in the eyes of a poor person, only potato shreds, fish-flavored pork shreds, and green pepper pork shreds!
16. It is difficult to drink 8 glasses of water a day, but to make eight bowls of rice, you only need to say "I will treat you to dinner" 7. In fact, I was moved. But it’s important for you to work, so I didn’t say it.
17. Workers are also workers, but only by eating well can they grow up well.
18. Worker! Big appetite! Eat the world with one big mouth!
19. On the road of no return as a foodie, humans are never alone. A collection of satisfying sentences about having something to eat as soon as you get home from work (40 items)
A collection of satisfying sentences about having something to eat as soon as you get home from work
1. After washing, I and I Mom and dad eat breakfast together. To the south of the square table, there was a pair of empty bowls and chopsticks. In the past, when the family was eating, I could always hear the whole family’s heart-warming laughter and my grandma’s words of concern asking me to eat more bites. However, today, we all swallowed silently and quietly experienced the days without grandma.
2. I am very hungry. I am not selective about food when I eat. I eat all the dishes I don’t like with gusto.
3. The only thing I look forward to in school these days is the winter vacation, woo woo woo. Hurry up and have a holiday, I want to go home and eat delicious food (meet handsome guys)!
4. But as soon as I got home, I went to play games`
5. Talk about the happiness of having food to eat when I go home every year, I go home every year Let’s talk about the happiness of eating, it’s the reunion season again.
6. In the four seasons of life, the most intense and profound love is hidden in the subtle and ordinary days.
7. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.
8. The most common things in daily life, the happiest thing in life is the smell of fireworks in the kitchen.
9. Three meals, four seasons, no need to rush.
10. The sun is just right, and the happiest thing is for you and me to go home and have a homely meal with our parents. Every day with you is sweet.
11. Life has various flavors, and there is a canteen in the middle of the night; I would like to warm a pot of wine, just waiting for someone late at night.
12. Home-cooked meals are the most delicious, and eating with your family is the happiest.
13. The charm of late night eating is the feeling of guilt.
14. I really want to marry a wife. I can have hot meals to eat when I go home every day, clean clothes to wear, and a woman to sleep with. When can I marry a good wife?
15. I break my leg while running during working hours. After get off work, I cross my legs, drink milk tea and listen to music, and I am so happy! I picked up my phone and took a look, and found a happy text message, which made me feel happy!
16. If you never come back, that home will be your own world
17. After work, go to dinner after work, and lie down on the table while waiting for the beef noodles I fell asleep, and there was no one in the store. The boss seemed to wait for a while, and then brought the beef noodles to me when I woke up, and said softly, "You must be too tired from work."
18. You have hot meals to eat after get off work every day, you have someone to go crazy with you on weekends, and you indulge occasionally. What kind of fairy life is this?
19. Go home, honor your parents, behave as usual, and be healthy is the happiest, a married couple.
20. Sometimes I really want to go home and have a hot meal to eat when I get off work late. Sentences of Satisfaction of having something to eat as soon as I get home from work Part 2
21. In the world of foodies, you just can’t control it, and you just eat without hesitation to destroy everything.
Being fat is so natural, being poor is so happy!
22. I am waiting for you to come home and I will reward you well
23. You can be a foodie, but don’t be a foodie who only thinks about food. There are steamed buns for meals, pillows for night, dry heads for work, and the night will always have an end.
24. I really want to live a nine-to-five life every day, and have a hot meal to eat when I go home after get off work.
25. Get up early in the morning, run outside during the day, edit pictures at night, and read guides in the early morning. There is no TV to watch, no games to play, no hot meals to eat, and no use of mobile phones.
26. People may live just to go home and have a hot meal to eat.
27. Every meal is the most complete cure for a tired soul.
28. After being away for a long time, the happiest thing when you get home is to cook a homely meal for your family.
29. If you love someone, eat many meals with him.
30. Dinner time is the happiest time every day, enjoying the family gathering around the table to eat and chat about home-cooked things.
31. Stay up all night to celebrate, watch a variety show after lunch, go to dinner and watch a movie after work, and then have a nice weekend break. It’s so simple to be happy.
32. The happiest and happiest moment in life is when relatives get together, have homely meals, talk and laugh, have good food and warmth.
33. Lanling fine wine and tulips, jade bowls filled with amber light. ——"A Guest Trip" by Tang·Li Bai
34. I feel more and more that coming back from get off work with a hot meal is the happiest thing, and I want to go home.
35. Before the food was served, I couldn’t wait to pick up a piece of fish coated with red chili sauce and put it in my mouth. The delicious feeling was something I will never forget. It was so delicious! I didn't finish the piece in my mouth, so I couldn't help but want to eat another piece. In this way, a large plate of pickled fish was almost eaten by me alone.
36. After thinking about it, my mother and I came to the street, found a restaurant, and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. Today, when I invite her to dinner, I must let her have a good "luxury". I ordered several "special dishes" of this restaurant in one go. My mother kept saying from the side: "That's enough, that's enough." The food was served very quickly, and after a while, the table was full. My mother was so dazzled that she didn't dare to move her chopsticks. I said, "Mom, eat it quickly. It will lose its flavor after a while." My mother said, "Okay, okay, let's eat together." While we were eating, my mother said, "You eat first, I'll go out and get one." Plastic bags, so many dishes, we can’t finish them, let’s take them back. “My mother is really thoughtful, I thought.
37. Sitting together with family members, talking and laughing, the fragrance is overflowing, and love wipes away fatigue and nourishes the wandering soul.
38. Perhaps a person’s greatest sense of ritual in life is to live regularly, sleep on time, and eat on time.
39. There are many varieties of watermelons, including sweet and seedless melons; explosive melons with particularly crispy skins; honeydew melons with extra moisture; and small and exquisite phoenix melons.
40. There are many things hidden in my heart. You are also the sour one, and you are also the sweet one.
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