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Network audio of Daoyazi

20 10 10 A telephone recording of auto insurance claim report in Dalian dialect was circulated on the Internet, making "Daoyazi" a popular online word. In this telephone recording, many jokes were made because the operator didn't understand the word "Daoyazi", and Dalian Bao, who reported the case, became an "internet celebrity" because of this telephone recording. An audio called "Dalian dialect, auto insurance claim report" is widely spread on major video websites. Among them, the funny and helpless dialogue made the listeners laugh, and there were hundreds of thousands of clicks on the Internet.

In this 5-minute, 16 second audio, the main plot is that the reporter "Bao Chengen" has a traffic accident in Gezhenbao, Ganjingzi District. When reversing, he accidentally hit the car on the curb, causing damage to the chassis. Because the national reporting center of the insurance company insured by Bao's car is located in Hangzhou, the operator is not familiar with Dalian dialect, which is more troublesome to explain. First, after the accident site "Gezhenbao, Ganjingzi District, Dalian" was spoken in dialect, the operator was at a loss and it took nearly a minute to confirm the location. He also misunderstood Ganjingzi District as a "police district".

Later, when talking about the cause of the accident, the operator didn't understand what the "kerb" was, and even asked Mr. Bao what the "kerb" was made of. Does the other party need compensation? And it is called "inverted duck" in Mandarin. Mr. Bao was in a hurry and said helplessly, "Without the other party, he just hit the side of the road." Even the operator finally confirmed, "Mr. Bao, your accident happened in the police city of Dalian, Liaoning Province. The cause of the accident was that you hit a duck on the side of the road ..." Mr. Bao no longer corrected it, but laughed. Operator: Hello, what can I do for you?

Mr. Bao: Hello!

Operator: Hello!

Mr. Bao: I can't hear you clearly because of the noise.

..... my car just now, I just bought this car, just now, on the side of the road, the bottom beam hit the kerb and knocked out a hole.

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Operator: Hello, your car is in danger. Do you want to report now?

Mr. Bao: Right, right, right.

Operator: Oh, hello, sir. When did it happen?

Mr. Bao: Just now, I just came out.

Operator: About a few minutes?

Mr. Bao: Well, just now.

Operator: Half an hour, right?

Mr. Bao: Five to ten minutes.

Operator: Ten minutes?

Mr. Bao: Yes.

Operator: Where did it happen? Is it in Dalian?

Mr. Bao: In Ge Zhenbao.

Operator: It's in Dalian, Liaoning Province, right?

Mr. Bao: Yes, Ganjingzi Ge Zhenbao.

Operator: Which way is it in Dalian?

Mr. Bao: Gan Jingzi Ge Zhenbao.

Operator: Police City?

Mr. Bao: Baozhen Town, Ganjingzi District.

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Operator: Hello, sir, I'm a policeman from Dalian. How to write the word police?

Mr. Bao: Ganjingzi District, Ganjingzi Development Zone, um, Ganjingzi District.

Operator: Damn it, downtown police, right?

Mr. Bao: Yes.

Operator: Police City, what does that do? Is the police a policeman?

Mr. Bao: Right, right, right.

Operator: Where is the downtown police station?

Mr Bao: Ganjingzi District is Gezhenbao Town, Ganjingzi District, Dalian.

Operator: Ge Chenpu, right?

Mr. Bao: Ge Zhenbao.

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Operator: Ah, I see, sir. What happened to you there?

Mr. Bao: I just accidentally drove and scratched a hole.

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Operator: Is it when your car is going straight or when it is reversing?

Mr. Bao: Reverse the car.

Operator: When reversing, right?

Where do you hang it when you back it up?

Mr. Bao: It's the left chassis, the girder and the big shelf.

Operator: Yes, it's on the left. Is there any damage to the left chassis of your car?

Mr. Bao: Right, right, low shelf, big shelf, big shelf on the side.

Operator: Well, is there any other damage?

Mr. Bao: Well, there is nowhere else.

Operator: There is no other place. Where did you wipe the car, the wall or the wall?

Mr. Bao: It's the side of the road.

Operator: Dumping ducks? Mr. Bao: Yes!

Operator: What kind of object is it?

Mr. Bao: Kerbs, what objects? Alas, there are no kerbs beside the expressway?

Operator: Yes, but is that a wall, a hard core or something?

Mr. Bao: Stone!

Operator: It's dust, isn't it?

Mr. Bao: That stone, that stone with kerbs over there, doesn't every expressway have kerbs over there? !

Operator: Dumping ducks.

Mr. Bao: It's the stone on the roadside. Just ask the man in danger to come and have a look.

Operator: Well, then I want to ask the other duck what's the problem?

Mr. Bao: That's all right. All along the road. It doesn't matter. It's just that something happened to my car.

Operator: Your car was damaged, and the other party didn't ask you to pay for it, did it?

Mr. Bao: Without a partner, the car will break down! ……

Operator: Ah, your car broke down, and then the other one doesn't need your company, right?

Mr. Bao: Ah, neither. There's just something wrong with my car. Please ask them to come and have a look. I just bought a new car.

Operator: Oh, hello, Mr. Bao. Let me check the information with you. It was your car that caught a duck when reversing, which caused the damage of your left chassis. Is the other party okay?

Mr. Bao: Right, right, right ... Hum.

Operator: Ah, well, would you please stay where you are for a while?

Mr. Bao: Ah, OK. ...

Operator: OK, thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye!

Mr. Bao: My God, this woman. Hu: I haven't laughed at many jokes, but I really laughed at this joke and said, Duck on the shelf, haha, it kills me.

Zhang Jingwei Ying: I admit I was bored, but actually I listened to it all. Laugh me to death! Please be patient, you will laugh to death, I promise! [Laughing at the recording of Dalian telephone claim] "Excuse me, sir, where did you scrape your car?" ————— "What kind of object is a duck [waterfall sweat]?" "... oh, my god, my eyes are full of tears! Really shed tears. . .

Phoenix Video: God, I'm laughing! "teeth" "Dumping ducks"? Stupid can't tell! The customer service lady was shocked! Be careful. . I didn't notice a mouthful of rice on the screen just now ... According to the client, Mr. Bao, this report call was made around May 2007. Unexpectedly, after many years, the recording actually flowed out of the internet and spread. As personal information such as name and telephone number was explicitly mentioned in the recording, Mr. Bao's telephone number almost became a "hotline", and people kept calling every day.

Because of the nuisance, Mr. Bao entrusted a lawyer to take Anbang Property Insurance Co., Ltd. Dalian Branch and Shanghai Quantudou Network Technology Co., Ltd. to court, "asking them to give me peace." After the first-instance judgment of Ganjingzi District People's Court, Anbang Property Insurance Co., Ltd. apologized to Mr. Bao in person or in writing, and paid Mr. Bao 3000 yuan. After receiving the summons, Tudou fulfilled its obligation to delete the audio involved, so it does not constitute infringement.