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How could it be her?
I know a person in the vast sea of people, and she even knows him?
Max-song slowly walked beside Shen Yueze, soft arm took his arm and smiled. "Shu wan, what a coincidence. By the way, let me introduce you. This is my boyfriend Shen Yueze, a veterinarian here. "
I like Shen Yueze.
But Shen Yueze has a girlfriend.
His girlfriend is also my good friend Max-song. Although not girlfriends, they have a good relationship.
This relationship makes me depressed. I have been thinking about how such a bloody thing happened.
The first time I saw Shen Yueze was on the No.22 bus.
I went to the troupe that day and wore exaggerated old-age makeup, chicken skin, crane hair and blue cloth jacket. My mother couldn't recognize it when she stood in front of me.
Shen Yueze, who is kind-hearted, stood up and offered her seat to the old lady.
Old lady, when I saw him handsome, I couldn't help flirting with him. "Young man, I'm not that old."
Shen Yueze was witty and smiled. "No, miss, it's just a simple lady first."
He smiled beautifully, as if the sun lit up the whole carriage. The whole car looked at us with pursed mouths. I blushed slightly and sat down.
It's not over yet.
Because it was the weekend, there were many people on the bus that day, and a thief was caught by Shen Yueze to fish in troubled waters. When the thief struggled and fled to my side, I kicked him out and knocked him out directly.
Shen Yueze looked at me in amazement.
The whole car looked at me in amazement.
I dusted myself off and calmly said to the driver, "Master, please drive to the nearby police station."
During the rehearsal, I told Max-song from the same troupe about it. She smiled and said, "It's a pity that you didn't ask that handsome guy for his phone number."
I think if I say to Shen Yueze with trepidation, "Handsome boy, can you give me your mobile phone number?" He must have turned pale with fear. After all, not everyone likes to eat Xian Yi's.
I said to Max-song, "I'll go back to Young Women's Wear and ask him for the number."
It's a pity that I found the little lady's clothes, but I never met Shen Yueze on the No.22 bus again. I admit that I have a good impression on this handsome guy who has only met once, so I am depressed not to see him.
When I am depressed, it will affect many children.
Yes, I am a kindergarten teacher. The troupe I join is a local public welfare troupe, which performs in different nursing homes, orphanages or other places every weekend.
I told these sad fairy tales to the children in my class, the mermaid and the nightingale. A child asked me, "Teacher Shu, what is love?"
I replied, "love is when a handsome young man gives his seat to an old lady, and the old lady misses the opportunity to ask for the number."
The children said it was difficult to understand.
A month later, Max-song quit the troupe.
"I hate being separated from it, but I can't help it. My boyfriend doesn't like me to make public. "
I scoffed, "what age, your boyfriend is so stuffy. Oh, no, when did you have a boyfriend? "
She smiled sweetly. "Just this month. Let's have dinner together another day. "
"No, I don't want to be a third wheel."
After Max-song quit the troupe, we didn't see each other often, but we kept in touch frequently. She often tells me how good her boyfriend is, and I always laugh at her for being a loser.
The only thing I didn't expect was that her boyfriend turned out to be Shen Yueze, a kind and handsome young man I met on the bus.
Summer came, and I took the children in my class to the aquarium to watch the dolphin show. Fortunately, the school is a primary school with 18 children. With the help of the life teacher, I won't worry.
The dolphins jumped high out of the water under the guidance of the animal trainer, and the children kept clapping excitedly. At this time, I saw Shen Yueze, just a flash, but I'm sure it was him. I quickly ran down from the audience and looked for him in the direction where he disappeared.
I have been looking for the office area of the Aquarium, and I have never seen the shadow of Shen Yueze. On the contrary, a staff member stopped me and said, "Miss, only staff members can come in."
I suddenly realized, "Yes, I'm looking for your employees. It is the young man who is very tall in Shuai Shuai and smiles very sunny and beautiful. "
"You mean Dr. Shen?"
"Shen doctor? Yes, that's him. "
The staff went in and called Dr. Shen for me I paced back and forth nervously outside, and my scalp was cold.
"Miss, you wanted to see me?" As soon as I heard the voice, I knew this doctor Shen was the one I was looking for.
I turned around with a smile. "Yes, I'm looking for you." He wore a white coat and his eyes were clear and bright, and he looked more elegant and handsome than he did on the bus that day.
He looked at me puzzled and frowned. "But do I know you?"
I was about to talk about what happened on the bus that day with a smile, when suddenly a female voice was inserted in the oblique thorn, "Aze." Call so close, I immediately knew that their relationship is not simple.
2
I went to have a look inside, and there was a dignified smile on my face. When I saw the man's face, I couldn't help becoming afraid. "Purple month, Max-song? ! "
How could it be her?
I know a person in the vast sea of people, and she even knows him?
No words can describe my shock at this moment.
Max-song slowly walked beside Shen Yueze, soft arm took his arm and smiled. "Shu wan, what a coincidence. By the way, let me introduce you. This is my boyfriend Shen Yueze, a veterinarian here. " He said to Shen Yueze, "This is my good friend Shu Wan."
I just laughed and didn't know what to say.
Shen Yueze generously held out his hand to me and I shook his hand. He asked, "What did Miss Shu want with me?"
"Nothing, just think you are like purple month, I thought it was purple month disguised as men! I didn't expect it to be husband and wife, hehehe ... "I smiled stiffly, my cheeks trembled slightly, and there was a tendency to cramp.
It's obviously a joke without nutrition, and you can find the loophole with a little thinking, but the two of them laughed together and smiled at each other knowingly, as if they thought of something else.
Until Ben came here, I still had a chance not to fall in love with Shen Yueze. After all, a beautiful bus encounter is just an unopened flower. As long as I deliberately suppress it, this flower will never bloom.
However, sometimes many things are beyond my control.
There is a saying called "fire prevention, theft prevention and girlfriends prevention".
Although I am not Max-song's best friend, she is still quite wary of me. Specifically, after the war-torn three people met that day, Shen Yueze proposed to have dinner together in the evening, and Max-song immediately said that he was not available, another day.
Another day is a broad word, usually used to refuse people who don't want to attend a dinner party or see it.
I am a little angry and think she is too narrow-minded. Later, I felt that Max-song really wanted to guard against me, and my thoughts about her boyfriend were not simple.
If Max-song and I were just casual acquaintances, I would definitely compete with her in the afternoon. But she is my good friend. I really have no face to rob her boyfriend.
Although my reason told me to stay away from Shen Yueze, my emotions forced me to do shameful things. For example, I secretly got Shen Yueze's mobile phone number ...
Of course I won't text him in the middle of the night. I just keep it in my phone and do nothing.
But one night, my dog got sick. It eats nothing and crouches listlessly in the corner.
When the dog is sick, it should call the vet.
It's night. The pet clinic must be closed.
I happen to know a vet friend.
His name is Shen Yueze.
So ... I struggled to pace back and forth in the living room, holding my mobile phone, looking at the dog painfully for a while and thinking about Max-song painfully for a while.
Finally, my love for dogs ruined my friendship with Max-song. I bravely dialed Shen Yueze's mobile phone.
"Doctor Shen, I am a friend of Max-song Shu Wan. Do you still remember me Well, my dog is ill, and I can't find a pet shop that is still open. Can you come and have a look? I am really worried. " Remember, the voice must be sincere with anxiety, anxiety with sadness, and sadness with expectation.
Shen Yue immediately said, "Where do you live? I'll be right there. "
My mind was not pure, so I put on a light makeup before he came. I said to myself in the mirror, "Shu Wan, you are hopeless."
The dog's condition is not serious. Shen Yueze gave it an injection and prescribed some medicine. He told me, "Don't give it ice cream. It has a cold and a bad stomach. "
I nodded, and he packed his medicine cabinet and was ready to leave. I said, "Thank you, Dr. Shen. Why don't you have a cup of coffee before you go? " Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean anything by it. In this case, it seems that I am stingy if I don't give him the fee, so let's have a cup of coffee happily.
Shen Yue smiled and said, "No, it's so late. Go to bed early. "
He wants to leave. As soon as he turned around and saw my costume hanging on the wall, he asked curiously, "Mr. Shu, are you an actor?"
"No, I just joined a benefit troupe, not an actor." After dinner, I said, "Call me Shu Wan."
He smiles. He really likes to laugh. When he smiles, his teeth are neat and white. "Charity troupe? Ziyue once participated in it, but she quit because she was too busy at work. So that's where you met. "
three
This sentence is a little informative. I was dazed for a moment, and my mind quickly summed up several questions: First, Confucius never mentioned me to him. Second, Ziyue made it clear last time that she quit the league because her boyfriend refused to show his face.
It's normal for her not to mention me to Shen Yueze, but it's too suspicious to fabricate reasons for quitting the league. Whether she cheated me or Shen Yueze is unknown. In short, she has a problem.
Although my heart is full of Ma Benteng's psychological activities, I always keep a decent smile on my face. "Yes, we met in the troupe."
Max-song later learned that I called Shen Yueze home to see the dog at night.
I really feel guilty that she called me. First she was talking nonsense, and then she asked, "Is your dog all right?"
I felt guilty again and pretended to be calm. "Nothing, Dr. Shen has a good medical skill."
I took the initiative to mention Shen Yueze, but she didn't know what to say. She was silent for a while and said, "If the dog is sick again, call me first. After all, being alone in a room is not good for you. "
Great, it seems that you care more about me. I smiled. "Yes, yes, girl, I don't have a boyfriend yet!" "
I never told Max-song that Shen Yueze was the kind handsome guy I met on the bus. I haven't mentioned it to Shen Yueze either. I was an old lady with superb martial arts that day.
But I've always wanted a chance to recognize Shen Yueze.
No, no,no. I'm not trying to dig a corner. I just ... I just want to tell him that we met once. Do you still remember me
Finally, I saw Shen Yueze again on the No.22 bus.
You see, when I was desperately looking for him, he didn't show up, but he became someone else's boyfriend and was easily seen by me. It's still the weekend, and there are still many people.
The difference is that I am not an old lady this time. But Shen Yueze still gave me his seat. He has always been a gentleman. "Shu Wan, sit here with me."
"Thank you."
There were no thieves in the car, so I didn't have a chance to show my skills. At the destination, Shen Yueze and I got off the bus together. I asked strangely, "Dr. Shen, where are you going?"
"Look at the performance of your troupe."
My mouth opened into an "O" shape, and after a while I closed my mouth and asked, "Why didn't Zi Yue come with you?"
"She works overtime today."
I organized the language in my mind and wanted to ask him if he remembered giving his seat to an old lady. He suddenly said, "Shu Wan, have we met somewhere? I always think you look familiar. "
I secretly pleased, my eyes narrowed into a line. "Guess?"
He thought hard, frowned and said, "I can't remember."
Disappointed, I opened my mouth to remind him. After thinking about it, I changed the subject and asked, "How do you know Ziyue?"
"We met on the bus. You have no idea how naughty she is. She got on the bus dressed as an old lady and I gave her my seat. However, when she caught the thief, she exposed her identity. I saw that her hands were slender and white, and they were girls' hands. "
He remembered the past, with a cheerful smile on his face and sweet eyes. "It happened that I went to your troupe to watch the performance that day. I saw her on the stage. She is really capable, but she plays the old lady very well at a young age. After the performance, I immediately went backstage to find her. She has finished removing makeup. This is really a young and delicate woman. She said her name was Max-song ... Shu Wan, what's wrong with you? "
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just pale, cold, trembling lips, trying to swallow saliva, mumbling in my throat. After the performance that day, I left immediately because of something. Everyone in the group knows that Confucius and I have a good relationship. If I can't find it, I'll find Ziyue.
no wonder ...
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