Homophonous sayings and jokes

Hang electric lights on the big locust tree - famous in all directions (Ming Dynasty)

Use the big tree as rafters - uncover (cut) short

Practice swimming in a large manure tank —— I’m really not afraid of death (shit)

Tie a calf to the back of a cart —— Candu (bringing a calf)

Big Huangya’s matchmaking —— A day full of lies (yellow) words

Wearing black gauze and cotton - a minister with a bow (merit)

A swordsman and a horse but not knowing how to use a sword and a gun - a fool (dan)

A lamp and a cane - unable to make the decision (column)

Music Confucius Moves - All Lost (Book)

Green onions mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white

Fried pickles Tofu - there is something to say (salt) first

Nephew lights a lantern - as usual (uncle)

Put lime on the mouth - Bai said (brush)

Hardcover Moutai - For a Long Time (Wine)

Zhu Bajie Taking Photos - Asking for Embarrassment (Looking)

Holding a Little Bun in the Arms - Soothing (Combing) the Heart

Xiao Su’s father—Laoshu (Su)

Four taels of cotton—can’t talk (play)

Liangshan Bo Military Advisor—Wu (Wu) Yong

One, two, three, five, six—it’s okay (four)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven—the king (forgot) eight, (I dislike people who only read seven!)< /p>

One foot two plus eight feet - rely on (two feet)

An ink fountain pops up two lines - the wrong way of thinking

A pound of flour stand Zhang cake - falling behind (thick branding)

Plunging headlong into the charcoal pile - mold (coal) to the top

Steaming a longevity peach with one hundred kilograms of noodles - waste (waste) Desserts

One leg of trousers - into a group (skirt)

A lamp grass lights the lamp - Wuduxin (wick)

Twenty-five taels ——Half-Crazy (Feng)

Two, three, four, five—lack of clothes (1)

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine—lack of clothes (1), less food

Two taels of cotton and four bows - a detailed discussion (play)

The second girl combs her hair - no need (player)

Twelve hours account for three characters - body (Shen) Zixu (Xu)

The eighteen-year-old Gong'e - enjoying happiness (thinking about her husband)

One penny dropped from ten coins - Jiuwen (nine texts)

The moonlight on the 15th day of the month - a lot of (bright)

The mulberry leaves in October - who will pay attention to (pick) you, (the best way to deal with gunpowder smoke bait)

The eighty-year-old woman yawned - endless as far as the eye could see (teeth)

Walnuts in August - crowded with people (benevolence)

Eight hundred Threading a string of copper coins - out of tune (hanging)

Asking about the Double Ninth Festival on the eighth day of September - soon (nine)

Cutting Yuanxiao with a knife - unwilling (round)

Wearing single clothes in the Three Nine Heavens - Wei (fear) of the wind

Three Bodhisattva Halls - Miao Miao Miao (Miao Miao Miao)

Three feet long ladder - Can't match the words (eaves), (I feel this way about many topics)

Three cents plus one cent - fashionable (four cents)

Willows in March - cents Waiqing (relative)

Born in the middle of the night - killed (Hai Shi) people

A cart pulls pancakes - there are many greedy ones

Barley dropped in the mess - busy (mang) clueless

Filling holes in the Tutu Hall - not good (repairing the temple)

Tutu Lord sitting on the scale - Zhicheng ( Self-proclaimed)

The Tutu Lord is in jail - he is exhausted from the work (prison)

The Tutu Lord washes his face - he loses (wet) face

The Tutu Lord falls into the well - - The hard work (fishing) can't afford the big job

The internal organs of the land lord - solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestines

The land lord wears plain clothes - white running (robe) ( m.taiks.com)

Tu Xing'er - a bitter boy (core) child

Tu Xing'er gets into a peanut shell - pretending to be a good person (benevolence)